Kinglicious 4/27/2020 5:47:59 AM#251
In before (?) the 4chan rallies.

The King Wang.
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Kira_Amaya 4/27/2020 5:48:46 AM#252
ZenOfThunder posted...
There are now 7 total hentai rallies which include the return of our old friend futanari and the introduction of our new friend "gaping hentai"
*dabs*
davidponte 4/27/2020 5:57:08 AM#253
I see you are a man of taste
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Nanis23 4/27/2020 6:50:47 AM#254
Kinglicious posted...
In before (?) the 4chan rallies.

Rally for Pokemon if you want Nier votes
Rally for Nier if you want Pokemon votes

Of course they might see through your bluff and it might backfire!
wololo
ctesjbuvf 4/27/2020 6:57:50 AM#255
UltimaterializerX posted...
How is the Pokemon fanbase awful when it’s only fair to rally both ways?

This is absolutely not why I said they awful. It has nothing to do with rallying.
Guinness Book of World Records is the name of the diary that belongs to Advokaiser, the winner of the Character Battle X guru contest.
Yuri_LowelI 4/27/2020 7:10:30 AM#256
The witcher/botw final is going to be a rallyfest and its MUCH easier to rally with just one poll too

XIII_rocks 4/27/2020 7:30:35 AM#257
ctesjbuvf posted...
Pokemon couldn't at least. Melee could, it just wasn't enough.

The Pokemon fanbase is awful imo. It seemed like they were just disliking RBY flat out, the game that set the preceedings for their favorite games.

Yeah it's really sad

They are so entrenched in the internet argument about "Genwunners" that they have to make a big deal about being anti-"nostalgia" or whatever and rail against it. And then "Genwunners", in response, deliberately look for and exaggerate flaws in the new games so they can keep "winning" internet arguments about how the new games are trash.

It's so... performative. And total bulls***.
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Hentai rallies are pointless for Nier because 95% of the people who have busted a nut to 2B over the past 3 years don't even know what a Nier Automata is

Meanwhile, congrats to Skyrim for finally dragging itself over 60! Now in coin flip range of Dark Souls, and that's only if you back MK8 over MGSV by a decent margin...
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LeonhartFour 4/27/2020 7:39:47 AM#259
The quest for dead last in the X-Stats!

For Division 1: Breath of the Wild needs at least 74.08% on Dragon Quest XI for Trails in the Sky SC to finish last for the division; otherwise, it's What Remains of Edith Finch

For Division 2: Resident Evil 2 needs at least 65.45% on Mass Effect 2 for Fortnite to finish last; otherwise, it's INSIDE

For Division 3: Super Mario Odyssey needs at least 53.14% on Smash Ultimate for Dota 2 to finish last; otherwise it's Mortal Kombat 11

For Division 4: Persona 4 Golden needs at least 52.97% on Xenoblade for Splatoon 2 to finish last; otherwise, it's Baba Is You

For Division 5: The Witcher 3 needs at least 66.68% on God of War for The Talos Principle to finish last; otherwise it's Return of the Obra Dinn

For Division 6: Persona 5 needs at least 59.50% on Portal 2 for Dying Light to finish last; otherwise it's Slay the Spire

For Division 7: Dark Souls needs at least 60.91% on The Last of Us for Crusader Kings II to finish last; otherwise it's The Witness

For Division 8 (at the moment): Skyrim needs at least 55.65% on Pokemon for Night in the Woods to finish last; otherwise it's Subnautica
LeonhartFour 4/27/2020 7:40:47 AM#260
MechanicalWall posted...
that's only if you back MK8 over MGSV by a decent margin...


And I do! I think MGSV vs. Uncharted 4 is more debatable than MGSV vs. Mario Kart 8.
So what does Mk8 gets on MGSV if DkS = Skyrim
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LeonhartFour 4/27/2020 7:48:51 AM#262
Edith Finch is at 10.02% on Breath of the Wild, so here's basically what Breath of the Wild needs on the top games for each division for the worst games in each division to finish below it:

Mass Effect 2 - 70.74%
Resident Evil 2 - 57.35%
Smash Ultimate - 66.53%
Mario Odyssey - 64.29%
Persona 4 Golden - 75.31%
Xenoblade - 76.77%
Witcher 3 - 50.15%
God of War - 66.78%
Persona 5 - 64.27%
Portal 2 - 71.06%
Dark Souls - 64.69%
The Last of Us - 72.40%
Skyrim - 68.69%
Pokemon - 72.23%

So if I had to guess, dead last in the X-Stats will probably be INSIDE or Return of the Obra Dinn. It would largely depend on how much stronger Witcher 3 is than RE2. Witcher 3 would have to get at least 57.52% on RE2 for Obra Dinn > INSIDE, so it'll be tight!
LeonhartFour 4/27/2020 7:49:39 AM#263
Gall 4/27/2020 8:47:42 AM#264
@LeonhartFour Here's some stuff that could be interesting:
BOTW triples ALBW
FF15 = KH3 = FF14
Dragon Quest = Persona 4 = Persona 5
Mass Effect 2 = New Vegas
Spider-Man = Arkham City
Odyssey doubles Galaxy 2
Red Dead = Red Dead 2
Xenoblade = Witcher 3
Three Houses doubles Awakening
Galaxy 2 = Mario Kart
God of War = Last of Us
Dark Souls doubles Dark Souls 3
ZeldaTPLink 4/27/2020 8:47:44 AM#265
Feels like MK8 would get more than that, tbh.
Solid_Mike86 4/27/2020 8:48:29 AM#266
Does Pokemon HG/SS have a chance against Skyrim next round?
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Kinglicious 4/27/2020 8:52:19 AM#267
Nanis23 posted...
Rally for Pokemon if you want Nier votes
Rally for Nier if you want Pokemon votes

Of course they might see through your bluff and it might backfire!

Nier and 2B are well loved on any /v/ you go to.

The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
GranzonEx 4/27/2020 8:53:31 AM#268
Gall posted...
@LeonhartFour Here's some stuff that could be interesting:
BOTW triples ALBW
FF15 = KH3 = FF14
Dragon Quest = Persona 4 = Persona 5
Mass Effect 2 = New Vegas
Spider-Man = Arkham City
Odyssey doubles Galaxy 2
Red Dead = Red Dead 2
Xenoblade = Witcher 3
Three Houses doubles Awakening
Galaxy 2 = Mario Kart
God of War = Last of Us
Dark Souls doubles Dark Souls 3

2 line break(s), 160 characters allowed
Nier fans can call out Pokemon fans as being awful all day, but Pokemon fans aren’t resorting to nsfw cartoon porn to rally votes.
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Yuri_LowelI 4/27/2020 9:07:00 AM#270
MK8 vs Fire Emblem Three Houses

yes i'm going there..I want a Xenoblade Skyrim match now. GetThat bonus poll Started.
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Last of Us > Dad of Boy
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Considering Pokemon has only been gaining ground for the past hour, it's pretty clear to me the ppl who jerk themselves silly to 2B think Nier Automata is some kind of car part or Japanese slang for robohoe
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Yuri_LowelI 4/27/2020 9:09:09 AM#273
OrangeCrush980 posted...
Last of Us > Dad of Boy

No chance in hell.
LeonhartFour 4/27/2020 9:09:28 AM#274
UltimaterializerX posted...
Nier fans can call out Pokemon fans as being awful all day, but Pokemon fans aren’t resorting to nsfw cartoon porn to rally votes.


you act like this is beneath them

people who have Pokemon in their bracket might do it if Pokemon were actually in danger of losing
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Kinglicious 4/27/2020 9:09:44 AM#275
Honestly any porn rally for Nier will just inevitably backfire.

It's opponent is Pokemon.

Don't try to out porn Pokémon.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
Yuri_LowelI 4/27/2020 9:11:52 AM#276
MechanicalWall posted...
Considering Pokemon has only been gaining ground for the past hour, it's pretty clear to me the ppl who jerk themselves silly to 2B think Nier Automata is some kind of car part or Japanese slang for robohoe

Nier is a better game than every pokemon game combined released post 2001
Yuri_LowelI 4/27/2020 9:12:43 AM#277
LeonhartFour posted...
you act like this is beneath them

people who have Pokemon in their bracket might do it if Pokemon were actually in danger of losing

Lets see these Pokemon fanboys do it next round where it will be Losing, might even be losing a close match.
transience 4/27/2020 9:21:26 AM#278
there's no reason to put any actual stock into those rallies. they're just jokes. they've been beaten like a dead horse since we do them every other match, but jokes nonetheless.
xyzzy
Leonhart4 4/27/2020 9:35:37 AM#279
Yes, I doubt these rallies have ever brought in much of anything.
Safer_777 4/27/2020 9:36:30 AM#280
So the hentai rallies didn't affected anything? The contest has lost all credibility.
So why we exist? What happens when we stop existing?
Nice job Hylian Knight 3, you were better than me in the Guru Contest!
Kira_Amaya 4/27/2020 9:41:42 AM#281
I tried to make it more interesting lads, but it seems it was not 2B.
I'm only now looking at the contest page on desktop and jeez, I didn't realize Nier got the original NA box art that looks like a 2007-era machinima. Shame it's not going to next round so that someone can make a real match pic for it.
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swirIdude 4/27/2020 10:10:48 AM#283
Safer_777 posted...
So the hentai rallies didn't affected anything? The contest has lost all credibility.

Only Tifa has the goods to properly rally r/hentai.
Advokaiser picked Cloud in Guru and rained on my bracket.
At least I finished 20th overall!
Sharinnegan 4/27/2020 11:10:56 AM#284
this match is about to pass yesterday's total votes already despite still having almost 6 hours to go.

i dunno if the rallies helped anyone specifically but they did seem to increase votals.
MoogleKupo141 4/27/2020 11:13:31 AM#285
Safer_777 posted...
So the hentai rallies didn't affected anything? The contest has lost all credibility.


people masturbate to Pokémon too so the hentai rallies wouldn’t clearly favor NieR
For your BK_Sheikah00.
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transience 4/27/2020 11:14:58 AM#286
that's partly because division 7 is so bad. yesterday's match was the lowest vote total since.. well, Last of Us/Diablo 3.
xyzzy
ctesjbuvf 4/27/2020 11:44:03 AM#287
Yeah, division 7 has pretty consistently had the lowest votals.
Guinness Book of World Records is the name of the diary that belongs to Advokaiser, the winner of the Character Battle X guru contest.
Advokaiser 4/27/2020 11:48:39 AM#288
Kinglicious posted...
porn

Kinglicious posted...
Pokémon.

Wait, what?!
It's an honor being part of Board 8's community.
Kira_Amaya 4/27/2020 11:57:02 AM#289
Advokaiser posted...
Wait, what?!
Pokemon on rule 34 has 233794 results as of me writing this.
In comparison: Nier has 4861 results, and Touhou which has a 99% female cast of over 180 characters, a cult following in Japan and is also relatively popular in the West has only 103288 results.
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Advokaiser 4/27/2020 12:03:31 PM#290
...oh
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tgs2 4/27/2020 12:11:00 PM#291
There's more than just on R34, but Pokemon likely has it on lockdown outside of some Japanese places where Touhou/KanColle/Fate reign supreme
Leonhart4 4/27/2020 12:13:56 PM#292
For what it's worth, the porn isn't necessarily the Pokemon themselves.
Advokaiser 4/27/2020 12:15:28 PM#293
Leonhart4 posted...
necessarily

Oh, dear God.
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Kinglicious 4/27/2020 12:33:21 PM#294
It's always interesting to see a person's first reaction to this.

The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
It's not surprising that these rallies have been ineffective, it seems much more compelling to rally a character depicted in the hentai than a work associated with a character depicted in the hentai.
Advokaiser is the man. Congrats!
Advokaiser 4/27/2020 12:37:14 PM#296
Oh wait… I just remembered Gardevoir!

Well, I hope that's as far as it goes in terms of Poképhilia...
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ZeldaTPLink 4/27/2020 12:40:17 PM#297
Advokaiser posted...
Oh wait… I just remembered Gardevoir!

Well, I hope that's as far as it goes in terms of Poképhilia...

It's probably not as far as it goes but it's the big proponent of it I think.
Yuri_LowelI 4/27/2020 12:47:22 PM#298
How long is this break for? Man its going to be a long week.

and are the division finals 1 match per day?
Leonhart4 4/27/2020 12:48:05 PM#299
Yuri_LowelI posted...
How long is this break for? Man its going to be a long week.

and are the division finals 1 match per day?

6 days. The division finals and the quarterfinals are two matches per day. Only the semifinals and finals are one per day.
snake_5036 4/27/2020 12:48:17 PM#300
Advokaiser posted...
Oh wait… I just remembered Gardevoir!

Well, I hope that's as far as it goes in terms of Poképhilia...
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You felt your sins weighing on your neck.

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