LeonhartFour 10/21/2018 12:06:58 PM#101
Whiskey_Nick posted...
I would watch a show where Ulti, Lopen and Leon all work at a car dealership.


I would be a disaster

I don't have the personality to be a salesman
Lopen 10/21/2018 12:10:53 PM#102
You could be the good cop that talks people back onto the lot after raving Ulti scares them away
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Whiskey_Nick 10/21/2018 12:11:08 PM#103
"This car statistically should drive better than this other one, except after school."
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Whiskey_Nick posted...
I would watch a show where Ulti, Lopen and Leon all work at a car dealership.


Lopen wins, Salestality
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LeonhartFour 10/21/2018 12:12:47 PM#105
I could just be the guy who puts balloons on all the cars and writes the price on all the windshields
UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 12:13:22 PM#106
Lopen posted...
I'm just saying as far as being socially awkward goes I'd think you one of the worse offenders on the board based on how you've conducted yourself in the past 10 years or so. In large part due to raging at most board regulars exactly like that guy in the corner you talked about would.

I don't see you doing well in sales. The moment someone would show any signs of backing out you'd flip out on them and shout like a madman about how they're CONFIRMED wrong to not buy immediately and just repeat that ad nauseam when they ask to see other plans

You REALLY need to stop assuming how I am on B8 is how I am in real life. I go on the internet to unwind. That's it.
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red sox 777 10/21/2018 12:15:55 PM#107
I don't mind Link winning every year, but he hasn't actually won in ages. Like 7 years?
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garetha200 10/21/2018 12:17:00 PM#108
UltimaterializerX posted...
Lopen posted...
I'm just saying as far as being socially awkward goes I'd think you one of the worse offenders on the board based on how you've conducted yourself in the past 10 years or so. In large part due to raging at most board regulars exactly like that guy in the corner you talked about would.

I don't see you doing well in sales. The moment someone would show any signs of backing out you'd flip out on them and shout like a madman about how they're CONFIRMED wrong to not buy immediately and just repeat that ad nauseam when they ask to see other plans

You REALLY need to stop assuming how I am on B8 is how I am in real life. I go on the internet to unwind. That's it.

Alright look my dude

Unwinding on the internet is fine, but when that unwinding time is filled with personal attacks against others and directly hurts other people's unwinding time, that is bad

So just use a nicer tone in your posts and do your part in making the internet a friendlier place

that is all
Lopen 10/21/2018 12:21:58 PM#109
The fact that you have those urges at all, and that you're unable to turn them off despite a bazillion incidents where you said you would, automatically makes me think you're likely in the top 20% of the awkward stats. You'd probably score 45% on Base Luster.
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UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 12:22:38 PM#110
I am much, much, MUCH nicer than I used to be unless some idiot attacks me out of no where. Then it's pit bull time with no f***s given. Beyond that, I'm legitimately happy these days! :D

My issue is tone through text is impossible. You should see me making everyone at work laugh all day long and making sure each day is a good one for the team, especially last week. Gossip and bad energy is the death of team morale. I don't allow it. Anyway last week was vet tech appreciation week! Free lunch all day erryday for my staff. It was awesome. Money in pockets, food in bellys.
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My issue is tone through text is impossible.


Ulti, I write for a living. Let me just say this is false in the most diplomatic possible terms. If you don't convey tone it's because you don't wanna try to do so.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
yeah, i think it's legitimately unhealthy that peope like ulti and sephyg always feel this burning desire to act like massive dicks when they get behind their keyboards.

i guess it's slightly better than them actually having the personalities they show on the board. but not that much better.
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davidponte 10/21/2018 12:26:03 PM#113
UltimaterializerX posted...
unless some idiot attacks me out of no where


Is the Hearthstone dev team blindsiding you after every game you play?
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UltimaterializerX posted...
I am much, much, MUCH nicer than I used to be unless some idiot attacks me out of no where.


this is 100% false.

the ulti i remember from 2004 wasn't trolling the living s*** out of politics topics non-stop.
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abdou 10/21/2018 12:31:05 PM#115
This topic is a lot more fun to read when people are talking about the contest (it's contest season!) instead of this bickering. Who cares how anyone is in real life or what kind of person in a party they would be? just try to be pleasant on this board.
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snake_5036 posted...
Surskit posted...
Is he seriously that disliked?

not disliked, he's just kinda.... there, and some people (like me) are indifferent to Wario because Wario Land got canned in favor of the microgames junk. While Master Hand is the iconic boss of Nintendo's love letter to most of their series and some third party characters. With Smash Ultimate a little over a month away.


I like Wario Land but WarioWare is waaaaay better. Those games are beloved. Also they co-existed for years with multiple games each. Wario Land got canned because they were getting stale, didn't sell that well, and Nintendo has plenty of platformers.
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ZeldaTPLink 10/21/2018 12:32:55 PM#117
UltimaterializerX posted...
I am much, much, MUCH nicer than I used to be unless some idiot attacks me out of no where. Then it's pit bull time with no f***s given. Beyond that, I'm legitimately happy these days! :D


You know, I feel like your problem is that you keep deflecting blame to others for your shortcomings.

If everyone is terrible like you claim but you are the only one who is starting fights over it, then maybe the problem is with you rather than the rest of the universe.
abdou posted...
This topic is a lot more fun to read when people are talking about the contest (it's contest season!) instead of this bickering. Who cares how anyone is in real life or what kind of person in a party they would be? just try to be pleasant on this board.


oh i'm so sorry for going off-topic for one second that never ever happens on this board
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UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 12:35:02 PM#119
Lopen posted...
The fact that you have those urges at all, and that you're unable to turn them off despite a bazillion incidents where you said you would, automatically makes me think you're likely in the top 20% of the awkward stats. You'd probably score 45% on Base Luster.

This coming from someone who still thinks Undertale and Draven had a magic vote stuffer despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. Also there isn't a human being on this planet that doesn't feel vindictive now and again. What a dumb barometer. If that's the standard by which we measure social awkwardness then humanity is f***ed.

Thankfully, it isn't. Fact is, aggressive wins in life and the non-aggressive would rather complain about it then look in a mirror. That's why you get the backlash against guys like me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali (make no mistake, Ali was the most hated man in America in the 1960s: https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/06/06/terry-foster-muhammad-ali-was-once-the-most-hated-man-in-america/). You know who ends up winning the most? Guys like me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali. Aggression wins in sports, it wins in politics, it wins in finances, it wins in the job market, it wins in dating, and it wins in life. If people don't like that, look in a mirror fix it.

I won't even take the "lol beta male" route. Literally anyone can learn to be confident and assertive. If 4 foot 2 ExTha can be a chad, you have zero excuses.
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UltimaterializerX posted...
Nah, I'm the guy everyone thinks is in sales because I'm chatting everyone up.

Which I honestly should have chosen as a career path, truth be told. I was always good at selling stuff.


Why do you need a career path when you're rich and dont need 1k for video games
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Lopen 10/21/2018 12:38:14 PM#121
Lol trying to say thinking a game was cheating is a sign of being awkward keep trying nerd.
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UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 12:38:19 PM#122
ZeldaTPLink posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...
I am much, much, MUCH nicer than I used to be unless some idiot attacks me out of no where. Then it's pit bull time with no f***s given. Beyond that, I'm legitimately happy these days! :D


You know, I feel like your problem is that you keep deflecting blame to others for your shortcomings.

If everyone is terrible like you claim but you are the only one who is starting fights over it, then maybe the problem is with you rather than the rest of the universe.

I don't claim everyone is terrible and being an alpha male is not a shortcoming, despite what leftists and betas would have you believe. There is nothing to deflect blame for, because masculinity is in no way a bad trait.
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me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali


what a weird list of people
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UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 12:39:23 PM#124
Lopen posted...
Lol trying to say thinking a game was cheating is a sign of being awkward keep trying nerd.

No, I'm saying being allergic to facts makes you awkward. You literally sound like someone from a Hillary Clinton rally.
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davidponte 10/21/2018 12:39:42 PM#125
Go Pats
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MoogleKupo141 posted...
what a weird list of people


we did always say trump was the ulti of politics so those two being on a list makes sense, at least
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LeonhartFour 10/21/2018 12:40:48 PM#127
Comparison numbers:

If Master Hand = Wario, Noctis would beat Monika with 58.64%.

For Knuckles > Zero, Zidane would have to be able to get at least 70.30% on Primrose.
UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 12:44:31 PM#128
MoogleKupo141 posted...
me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali


what a weird list of people

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Applies to all of them. To this day people still try to pretend I'm not a millionaire because that's how they have to sleep at night to deal with their shortcomings.

Fact: You make 35,000 choices as a human being daily. That's 12,775,000 choices in a year. That's half a billion choices by the time you're 40 years old.

If your life is bad, or if your life is average and you feel like you're on a treadmill, you are choosing those paths. You have no excuse. Do better.
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Lopen 10/21/2018 12:44:32 PM#129
I've presented more facts than anyone. Your only fact is "bacon said this didn't happen" which is only a good counterpoint if Bacon had ever given us a hint to believe he has a clue. You can have all the data in the world and if you don't have the drive and intelligence to process it in a meaningful way it doesn't matter.
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MarquessLaus 10/21/2018 12:53:33 PM#131
UltimaterializerX posted...
MoogleKupo141 posted...
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me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali


what a weird list of people

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Applies to all of them. To this day people still try to pretend I'm not a millionaire because that's how they have to sleep at night to deal with their shortcomings.

Fact: You make 35,000 choices as a human being daily. That's 12,775,000 choices in a year. That's half a billion choices by the time you're 40 years old.

If your life is bad, or if your life is average and you feel like you're on a treadmill, you are choosing those paths. You have no excuse. Do better.


The awkward guy in the corner at the party wants to be having fun, it's why he tried to go to the party. Assuming he's there despite actively wanting to have zero fun is an excuse for excluding him. And yeah, people make choice, bullying people is a choice too, and despite being an example of an aggressive person, it's a bad one.
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UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 12:53:39 PM#132
Lopen posted...
I've presented more facts than anyone. Your only fact is "bacon said this didn't happen" which is only a good counterpoint if Bacon had ever given us a hint to believe he has a clue. You can have all the data in the world and if you don't have the drive and intelligence to process it in a meaningful way it doesn't matter.

Yours is the literal "tralala don't care" defense. And why are you only accusing Undertale of cheating? The pattern you're talking about happens in every single comeback and close match. I would know. I've done writeups for all of them. You get spikes, stalls, and eventually a pullaway. In rallies it's just bigger spikes, but the pattern is still there.
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UltimaterializerX posted...
Lopen posted...
The fact that you have those urges at all, and that you're unable to turn them off despite a bazillion incidents where you said you would, automatically makes me think you're likely in the top 20% of the awkward stats. You'd probably score 45% on Base Luster.

This coming from someone who still thinks Undertale and Draven had a magic vote stuffer despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. Also there isn't a human being on this planet that doesn't feel vindictive now and again. What a dumb barometer. If that's the standard by which we measure social awkwardness then humanity is f***ed.

Thankfully, it isn't. Fact is, aggressive wins in life and the non-aggressive would rather complain about it then look in a mirror. That's why you get the backlash against guys like me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali (make no mistake, Ali was the most hated man in America in the 1960s: https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/06/06/terry-foster-muhammad-ali-was-once-the-most-hated-man-in-america/). You know who ends up winning the most? Guys like me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali. Aggression wins in sports, it wins in politics, it wins in finances, it wins in the job market, it wins in dating, and it wins in life. If people don't like that, look in a mirror fix it.

I won't even take the "lol beta male" route. Literally anyone can learn to be confident and assertive. If 4 foot 2 ExTha can be a chad, you have zero excuses.

ugh
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So when did Undertale start making a comeback? I know it was pretty late into the match, but I'd like a good idea of when it's safe to stop worrying
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garetha200 10/21/2018 12:55:29 PM#135
The Owner of FF9 posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...
Lopen posted...
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The fact that you have those urges at all, and that you're unable to turn them off despite a bazillion incidents where you said you would, automatically makes me think you're likely in the top 20% of the awkward stats. You'd probably score 45% on Base Luster.

This coming from someone who still thinks Undertale and Draven had a magic vote stuffer despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. Also there isn't a human being on this planet that doesn't feel vindictive now and again. What a dumb barometer. If that's the standard by which we measure social awkwardness then humanity is f***ed.

Thankfully, it isn't. Fact is, aggressive wins in life and the non-aggressive would rather complain about it then look in a mirror. That's why you get the backlash against guys like me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali (make no mistake, Ali was the most hated man in America in the 1960s: https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/06/06/terry-foster-muhammad-ali-was-once-the-most-hated-man-in-america/). You know who ends up winning the most? Guys like me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali. Aggression wins in sports, it wins in politics, it wins in finances, it wins in the job market, it wins in dating, and it wins in life. If people don't like that, look in a mirror fix it.

I won't even take the "lol beta male" route. Literally anyone can learn to be confident and assertive. If 4 foot 2 ExTha can be a chad, you have zero excuses.

ugh
BetrayedTangy posted...
So when did Undertale start making a comeback? I know it was pretty late into the match, but I'd like a good idea of when it's safe to stop worrying

She’s got four hours left. Undertale was well into its comeback at that point. We’re most likely done here.
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LeonhartFour 10/21/2018 12:56:54 PM#137
BetrayedTangy posted...
So when did Undertale start making a comeback? I know it was pretty late into the match, but I'd like a good idea of when it's safe to stop worrying


First cut was nearly 17 hours into the match, at 4:40 PM EST (so 45 minutes from now). Monika wouldn't have as much time to complete the comeback, but she's not down by as many votes as Undertale was.
Lopen 10/21/2018 12:57:20 PM#138
The difference between being a nerd rager and an alpha is all in how you carry yourself, by the way.
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BetrayedTangy posted...
So when did Undertale start making a comeback? I know it was pretty late into the match, but I'd like a good idea of when it's safe to stop worrying


http://www.gamefaqscontests.com/drupal/node/22?matchnum=6072&num=2

A fair bit earlier than this. Looks like cuts didn't begin with regularity until 7:30 remaining. We've only got 4:00 to go in this one. That said, it's still f***ing insane that the fanbase flipped 9000 votes in seven hours.
red sox 777 10/21/2018 1:01:00 PM#140
Lopen, it's been a few years. Can you remind me what we decided regarding stuffing claims? I remember there being a fair amount of analysis into this but not what the data was.
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Safer_777 10/21/2018 1:10:17 PM#142
People can you stop arguing and just focus on the contest? Anyways I don't think anything will change now. I am going to sleep. See how things are when I wake up.
So why we exist? What happens when we stop existing?
Gotcha, so still a slim chance, I think itll be safe here in 2 hours
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Monika is done guys. Don't worry about it.
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Grand Kirby 10/21/2018 1:16:52 PM#145
I swear to god...
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UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 1:23:11 PM#148
MarquessLaus posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...
MoogleKupo141 posted...
show hidden quote(s)
me, Trump, Gary Vaynerchuk, the Patriots, and Muhammad Ali


what a weird list of people

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Applies to all of them. To this day people still try to pretend I'm not a millionaire because that's how they have to sleep at night to deal with their shortcomings.

Fact: You make 35,000 choices as a human being daily. That's 12,775,000 choices in a year. That's half a billion choices by the time you're 40 years old.

If your life is bad, or if your life is average and you feel like you're on a treadmill, you are choosing those paths. You have no excuse. Do better.


The awkward guy in the corner at the party wants to be having fun, it's why he tried to go to the party. Assuming he's there despite actively wanting to have zero fun is an excuse for excluding him. And yeah, people make choice, bullying people is a choice too, and despite being an example of an aggressive person, it's a bad one.

Can you please cite exactly where I say bullying people is ok? I'm usually the guy trying to talk to 'guy in the corner'.
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Like we were all scared of this one freeware visual novel high school girl

And she did nothing
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UltimaterializerX 10/21/2018 1:27:19 PM#150
DoctorJimmy133 posted...
This entire match wil probably be the single funniest part of the contest

Like we were all scared of this one freeware visual novel high school girl

And she did nothing

Eh she didn't do "nothing". This isn't a Tanner level performance.
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