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Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 852

PartOfYourWorld | Posted 2/26/2010 10:01:38 PM | message detail
I'm actually referring to Icehawk's podcast (Chris will be the guest this weekend). They love to mention me there, which is kinda weird because I rarely initiate interaction with Icehawk or neon.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 2/26/2010 10:01:49 PM | message detail
Hochi stats are pretty much irrefutable.
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:02:01 PM | message detail
We need to stop basing stats on Link and start basing them on someone more consistent.

I nominate Master Chief!
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:03:09 PM | message detail
I stand by Link, not only that, he is going to put up 55% on Cloud.

Yeah, that's right. Book it.

Also taking any match at face value is where you start to go wrong, leon.
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TheCodeisBosco | Posted 2/26/2010 10:03:53 PM | message detail
We need to stop basing stats on Link and start basing them on someone more consistent.

I nominate Master Chief!


Liquid Snake would be more effective, in my opinion!

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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:03:55 PM | message detail
You mean 55% on Cloud indirectly through Missingno, right?
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Karma Hunter | Posted 2/26/2010 10:04:08 PM | message detail
Link putting up 55% on Cloud like everyone expects?

These are some WILD theories here! Time to bail
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LeonhartFour | Posted 2/26/2010 10:04:13 PM | message detail
Chart from yesterday's match:

Time | Zelda | Ezio | Votes
0:05 | 64.71% | 35.29% | 972
1:00 | 64.09% | 35.91% | 9483
2:00 | 64.40% | 35.60% | 8046
3:00 | 63.57% | 36.43% | 7341
4:00 | 62.10% | 37.90% | 7353
5:00 | 61.30% | 38.70% | 7382
6:00 | 62.09% | 37.91% | 6892
7:00 | 62.02% | 37.98% | 6545
8:00 | 60.31% | 39.69% | 5588
9:00 | 60.05% | 39.95% | 5187
10:00 | 60.72% | 39.28% | 4700
11:00 | 60.89% | 39.11% | 4395
12:00 | 59.91% | 40.09% | 3886

Ezio fought so hard to get a 40% hour those last five hours, and he finally gets one to end the match! AC established itself as a premier ASV power with this performance, I think.
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:04:30 PM | message detail

From: TheCodeisBosco | #105
We need to stop basing stats on Link and start basing them on someone more consistent.

I nominate Master Chief!


Liquid Snake would be more effective, in my opinion!


Luigi would triple Luigi!
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:04:47 PM | message detail

From: Karma Hunter | #107
Link putting up 55% on Cloud like everyone expects?

These are some WILD theories here! Time to bail


Yeah cause you guys are clearly showing that.
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LeonhartFour | Posted 2/26/2010 10:05:01 PM | message detail
Also taking any match at face value is where you start to go wrong, leon.

You have to judge characters based on something. And I think I've been arguing pretty heavily that I didn't take Magus's match against Link at face value! That was the whole point!
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:06:38 PM | message detail
I judge them based off flipping 100 coins.

... Yeah, see? I just can't care enough to continue this too long.
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:07:14 PM | message detail
I judge character strength based on a character's head!

Look at the N9! Link's hood, Cloud, Seph, and Crono's hair, Sonic's spikes, Samus and Mega Man's helmets, Mario's hat, Snake's eyepatch... No surprise they're the highest with their unique headwear!
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LeonhartFour | Posted 2/26/2010 10:07:44 PM | message detail
But I was just starting to have fun! It's nice to have a different perspective every once in a while!
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 2/26/2010 10:08:42 PM | message detail

From: Not_Wylvane | #113
I judge character strength based on a character's head!

Look at the N9! Link's hood, Cloud, Seph, and Crono's hair, Sonic's spikes, Samus and Mega Man's helmets, Mario's hat, Snake's eyepatch... No surprise they're the highest with their unique headwear!


http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/dc/mr_driller_dc_front.JPG

FAIL FAIL FAIL
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:08:47 PM | message detail
I bet you can also make an argument where a character's strength is directly proportional to the size of their *******s!

No surprise Link, Cloud, and Sephiroth are the highest in that scenario!
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:10:16 PM | message detail

From: PartOfYourWorld | #115
http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/dc/mr_driller_dc_front.JPG

FAIL FAIL FAIL


It's pink and circles his entire head. Plus it's not a manly helmet.

I bet Master Chief's strength is completely reliant on his pic. Compare his helmet pics and see if there's any fluctuations in strength. Voters notice these subtle differences!
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:10:57 PM | message detail
Geesh Leon is like so much of a vet he is just getting warmed up. He is like me with Mafia: If it isn't a 4 topic day, it is a short day.

I was having fun in the podcast mostly because I don't discuss this stuff a lot for a reason. I think you guys talk in circles, and have a heavily skewed perspective. Mostly this skewed perspective is trying to draw much from one match to the next. A lot of times, you'll be right, but not by as much or as wrong as you think. I like talking about the contest to a limited degree because I, as I said several times, these topics have a lot of fun posts and then a lot of "you are wrong." I mean someone just told me scoring 28% on link if he beats everyone else isn't telling which is just really dumb.
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LeonhartFour | Posted 2/26/2010 10:11:22 PM | message detail
Man, Cloud's on a rampage!
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:11:28 PM | message detail
So, back to debated matches...

Who do you think has the larger *******, Ryu or Dante?
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LeonhartFour | Posted 2/26/2010 10:12:19 PM | message detail
I mean someone just told me scoring 28% on link if he beats everyone else isn't telling which is just really dumb.

Well, we expect Link to win the contest, so when he does as expected, we're not surprised.
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:12:28 PM | message detail
btw, I'd take Alucard > Redfield without blinking.
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Karma Hunter | Posted 2/26/2010 10:12:39 PM | message detail
I like talking about the contest to a limited degree because I, as I said several times, these topics have a lot of fun posts and then a lot of "you are wrong." I mean someone just told me scoring 28% on link if he beats everyone else isn't telling which is just really dumb.

pot beats kettle with 55% of the vote
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:12:54 PM | message detail

From: LeonhartFour | #121
I mean someone just told me scoring 28% on link if he beats everyone else isn't telling which is just really dumb.

Well, we expect Link to win the contest, so when he does as expected, we're not surprised.


I was referring to Alucard boosting.
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:12:55 PM | message detail

From: Achromatic | #118
Geesh Leon is like so much of a vet he is just getting warmed up. He is like me with Mafia: If it isn't a 4 topic day, it is a short day.

I was having fun in the podcast mostly because I don't discuss this stuff a lot for a reason. I think you guys talk in circles, and have a heavily skewed perspective. Mostly this skewed perspective is trying to draw much from one match to the next. A lot of times, you'll be right, but not by as much or as wrong as you think. I like talking about the contest to a limited degree because I, as I said several times, these topics have a lot of fun posts and then a lot of "you are wrong." I mean someone just told me scoring 28% on link if he beats everyone else isn't telling which is just really dumb.


You're taking this **** even more seriously than the people who post here, god damn man.

How is it that you've been posting here for so god damn long and still not developed a sense of humor?
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:13:59 PM | message detail

From: Karma Hunter | #123
I like talking about the contest to a limited degree because I, as I said several times, these topics have a lot of fun posts and then a lot of "you are wrong." I mean someone just told me scoring 28% on link if he beats everyone else isn't telling which is just really dumb.

pot beats kettle with 55% of the vote


People like KH are part of what makes the stat topics unenjoyable. Everything is a contest with him.
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:14:26 PM | message detail

From: Not_Wylvane | #125
You're taking this **** even more seriously than the people who post here, god damn man.

How is it that you've been posting here for so god damn long and still not developed a sense of humor?


I have an awesome sense of humor. The problem is you guys aren't funny.
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:15:01 PM | message detail
well, except the dick waving contest. That was funny. Ryu, btw.
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ExThaNemesis | Posted 2/26/2010 10:15:33 PM | message detail
Stats topic is my home when the contest is going on. Kudos to ya'll for keeping the thing going when there's no matches to talk about though. Dunno how you do that.
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Karma Hunter | Posted 2/26/2010 10:16:40 PM | message detail
People like KH are part of what makes the stat topics unenjoyable. Everything is a contest with him.

So serious. Is it being too contentious to point out a logical flaw? You can't complain about people calling things dumb and do the same thing in the exact same breath, geez
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:17:13 PM | message detail

From: Karma Hunter | #130
People like KH are part of what makes the stat topics unenjoyable. Everything is a contest with him.

So serious. Is it being too contentious to point out a logical flaw? You can't complain about people calling things dumb and do the same thing in the exact same breath, geez


Sure I can. The pained minority always has the right to be hypocritical every now and again, look it up.
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 2/26/2010 10:19:10 PM | message detail
Were you guys discussing Cloud/Link or what? Surprisingly, inter-Clinkeroth crap rarely gets discussed around here. I'm not exactly sure why; maybe because it always seems ages away (why talk Link/Cloud when Riku/Falcon is in 10 hours?), or maybe because nothing has changed with Link/Cloud/Seph in five years.

What I'm basically saying is please don't talk crap on the stats topic during the podcast, thanks!
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:19:24 PM | message detail

From: Achromatic | #127
I have an awesome sense of humor. The problem is you guys aren't funny.


Ironically, your lack of humor is making this whole situation all the more hilarious.

Seriously, you're just whining because people aren't agreeing with you or some stupid bull****. I don't even know what the **** you're whining about, I wasn't paying attention.

So what if Leon disagrees with you. He may have the worst tastes of anyone I've ever met in my life, but the guy knows his contest ****. He's not always right of course, but he's usually on the ball with these things, more than me at least. That's true of most of this topic. The wrong sticks out a lot, but most of the time we get a ****load of the matches right, including ones that bust the **** out the casuals. That's why we always wreck the **** out of the "wtf why is guybrush losing to this vincent loser" crowd.

I don't even know what the **** I'm rambling about at this point.
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:20:45 PM | message detail
Seriously, who the **** listens to the podcast. As if I waste enough time posting in this topic!
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 2/26/2010 10:21:50 PM | message detail
I try to listen to both. They're fun, and I'm browsing the board anyway.
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:23:39 PM | message detail
I had a big paragraph about Wylvane, but not worth it.

Anyway I don't see the problem here. I was letting my distaste for the topics be known but for Leon specifically I don't see anything wrong with. I have always had a dislike for these topics, my general attitude here has nothing to do with the present conversation, so that's why you aren't sure why I am whining: It is because I am not.

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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:26:22 PM | message detail

From: Achromatic | #136
I had a big paragraph about Wylvane, but not worth it.

Anyway I don't see the problem here. I was letting my distaste for the topics be known but for Leon specifically I don't see anything wrong with. I have always had a dislike for these topics, my general attitude here has nothing to do with the present conversation, so that's why you aren't sure why I am whining: It is because I am not.


You're certainly whining a lot for someone posting in a topic he doesn't like!

You're an even bigger ****ing attention whore than I am, bro!
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:27:01 PM | message detail
Dude, I won user of the decade, I own all of you mother ****ers combined in attention whoring, start stating things that are less obvious than the sun is hot plz.
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:27:35 PM | message detail
Also I started posting here this time because an opinion of mine was directly addressed by someone else, something that doesn't happen often!
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:28:25 PM | message detail
By the way, my reply to you KH is probably less serious than you'd imagined. I looked at my own post and realized I had nothing to say, so I just insulted you for the hell of it. <_<
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Karma Hunter | Posted 2/26/2010 10:29:22 PM | message detail
Happens all the time!
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 2/26/2010 10:29:32 PM | message detail
This is actually the most "pleasant" the stats topic has been in years. We're the one place on Board 8 that seems to tolerate Albion (I don't even have a problem with him). Wylvane and Albion are still around with crazy picks and occasional trolling, and the rest of us are cool with it. EC, the most "fiery" guy we had, is gone, and Karma has honed down his confrontational edge. You rarely see massive posts and lengthy arguments here these days; it's much more a place to relax and casually comment on the matches. Heck, it might be the most chill place on the board.

I have no idea what happened tonight.
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LeonhartFour | Posted 2/26/2010 10:30:51 PM | message detail
Sir Chris happened, that's what.

Needs to happen more often.
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LeonhartFour | Posted 2/26/2010 10:31:28 PM | message detail
Aw yeah, Cloud flies past 69%.
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 2/26/2010 10:32:13 PM | message detail
68% bro don't scare me
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:32:39 PM | message detail
Me? A polarizing figure? Haha, Never!

Yeah, I am a bit rough, not always tactful, and a jerk. I admit it. Not my best qualities but I can't really help it. I always feel distinctly ganged up on when I enter these topics, makes me more annoyed and more prone to be hypocritical. Shrug
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Not_Wylvane | Posted 2/26/2010 10:34:46 PM | message detail
Let me break it down for you, G. You're like, "BAW I HATE THIS **** TIME TO LAUNCH A HUGE DIATRIBE ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE THIS TOPIC FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON ARGH I LIKE EATING BABIES" and then go down here and go "RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH" while the rest of us are all about, "So, that Chris sure is the guy from Resident Evil, huh?" and arguing about whether he could beat both Ice Climbers if he got a pic without any arms.

You see, your whining about whiner stuff for reasons only whiners would know is disrupting the even flow of this here topic establishment. We don't care that you were sexually abused by statistics as a child, we don't need to know that, thanks for sharing. We want to discuss the merits of whether a glitch could win a popularity contest, or the number of characters that would triple Guybrush Threepwood, or whether we should nominate Tingle or Cait Sith. Your interests aren't with ours, but rather, "WHY IS THIS BLACK GUY BEATING ALTAIR" and "WHY DOES CRONO WIN THE GAMEFAQS CONTEST EVERY YEAR BARLWWWWW" and even "HOW DO I UNLOCK PIKACHU IN METAL GEAR SOLID 4."

Our interests are completely different, and that's why we have our hideout here in the Stats Topic. You're free to not come here and enjoy the rest of the board where you can frolic with your 500 Naked Girl Contests and Rate The Hentai Topics, you know, like you've been doing the last 20 years or so. But some of us like posting whether Link has a bigger number than Cloud, and that's why we post here. If you don't like numbers and those scary percentages and other traumatizing math bull****, you're better off just never coming here ever again while we watch our number porn. No need to share how offensive you find the concept of infinity or your hatred of correlations to us, for we don't care.

So Goodbye.
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:36:51 PM | message detail
Man why is Wylvane hitting me with walls of text here, get that out of my face.
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Achromatic | Posted 2/26/2010 10:38:07 PM | message detail
or, in Wylvane topic: You don't like the topic I like bawwwwwwwww
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ExThaNemesis | Posted 2/26/2010 10:41:05 PM | message detail
"RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH"

RAH RAH AH AH AH
ROMA ROMA MAH
GAGA OOH LAH LAH

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