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Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 554

consolefreak | Posted 8/16/2008 2:52:47 PM | message detail
As for the surveillance camera... it's just lame. I'm not sure what I can say, really. I just don't see what's funny about it other than "it's an object let's nominate it for the lulz." I've never seen any sort of charm in the surveillance camera, maybe you could explain to me why you think it's funny instead of me explaining what's so bad?

"A surveillance camera?" is just one of Snake's most memorable quotes for me, along with "hmm" or repeating stuff he just heard ("Metal.. Gear"). Simply imagining people looking at the surveillance camera's pic and thinking "A surveillance camera??" and thus mimicking Snake, so to say, is a funny thought IMO.
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Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 2:54:04 PM | message detail
Snake exclaims like that about everything under the sun.

Metal Gear!?
Otacon!?!
Darpa Chief!?!?
An origami crane!?!?!

Take your pick.
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consolefreak | Posted 8/16/2008 3:00:55 PM | message detail
^ Yeah I said that in my post, actually. Amongst those random exclamations, the surveillance camera is just the best. Well I like "metal.. gear" a lot as well, but then you'd have to bring up the question of Metal Gear Rex or Ray and the joke would be entirely lost, because it would be treated as a "serious" character.
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consolefreak | Posted 8/16/2008 3:04:01 PM | message detail
Serious as in no one would look at the poll seeing some giant villain-looking machinery and think "Metal.. Gear?", an effect that the surveillance camera would definitely have.

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BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 8/16/2008 3:05:55 PM | message detail
But noone will get the joke. They'll be like "A camera? What the hell is this? Those idiots at Board 8 got another useless joke fodder idiotic idea into the contest."
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ZFS | Posted 8/16/2008 3:07:12 PM | message detail
If you're going to have a joke entry in a contest, you can't do better than the surveillance camera !

suck it tetris piece

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Kept you waiting, huh?
Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 3:09:14 PM | message detail
*shrug*

I guess, man. I still think it's idiotic. I mean, it's better than orange fret, but that's about it. The fact that Snake does that for everything makes it less funny with respect to the surveillance camera. Snake's the real joke character here, honestly.

But I think my main peeve about it all is that it's just annoying that MGS has so many great characters that are getting less nominations than a stupid ass surveillance camera, I guess. Not just Raiden... Drebin, Otacon, hell even Laughing Octopus I'd love to see over a surveillance camera.
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ZFS | Posted 8/16/2008 3:14:10 PM | message detail
I don't think any noteworthy Metal Gear characters are losing nominations to the surveillance camera. There may not be rallies for characters like Otacon or Laughing Octopus - two characters we really don't need to see to begin with...then again, we don't need to see the camera either - but I'd doubt they're getting ignored. We'll get a number of Metal Gear characters this year over the camera; not much to worry about there.

I doubt the thing even gets in.

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Kept you waiting, huh?
Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 3:18:19 PM | message detail
We don't need to see them, no, and they'd probably be fodder... but I'd still get more entertainment out of seeing them than the camera, because they're cool characters even if they're destined to be weak.

Were the camera from basically any other series I probably wouldn't be as spiteful towards it, but to me the MGS fanbase just dropped the ball with this nonsense.

And no I really doubt the camera gets in regardless of how many votes it gets. But if all those wasted votes went to Laughing Octopus or Drebin or someone they'd be in for sure.
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Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 3:21:50 PM | message detail
And honestly it's a waste of an inanimate object nomination even within the Metal Gear universe.

Cardboard Box A >>>>> Surveillance Camera for MGS joke voting. The ladder is also better.
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ZFS | Posted 8/16/2008 3:22:54 PM | message detail
Drebin should be fine. He should get plenty of support from people who played MGS4, even if some of them are nominating the surveillance camera. If there's any new Metal Gear character that gets in this year, I'd put my money on him.

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Kept you waiting, huh?
ZFS | Posted 8/16/2008 3:23:17 PM | message detail
Cardboard Box A >>>>> Surveillance Camera

Ha. Truth.

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Kept you waiting, huh?
consolefreak | Posted 8/16/2008 5:12:18 PM | message detail
The cardboard box is definitely a good joke entry as well. It would kick the camera's ass in a poll, that's for sure.
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Nominate Red XIII for Character Battle VII!
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 8/16/2008 5:17:32 PM | message detail
Man, you're nuts if you think Drebin's getting anywhere near this contest.
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Gilgamesh (Final Fantasy V) is awesome. Nominate him for Character Battle 7!
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/16/2008 6:31:17 PM | message detail
TSC seems like a cool guy to me.

Surely I'm not the only one who imagines the L-Block as a living being that loves ramming into things and has issues fitting in. It's clear why GameFAQs and a lot of the internet could identify with L-Block and root for it as an underdog. It wasn't just a Tetris block, it was the hopes and dreams of every internet user culminating together to bring hope to many lives, hope that someday they too can achieve greatness despite difficulty fitting in to the norms of society.

People only say the L-Block's not a character because they're too close-minded to look beneath the exterior. It's the whole "Ladder vs Stepladder" thing in the Phoenix Wright series.
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Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 6:39:04 PM | message detail
Yeah those tongue in cheek rants of "L-Block really is a character with depth blah blah" weren't funny last year either.
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/16/2008 6:40:17 PM | message detail
Your reaction's still hilarious, though.
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Sexcellency | Posted 8/16/2008 6:41:41 PM | message detail
do the nominations close days before the bracket is announced?

I can't remember how the hell this part works
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/16/2008 6:41:50 PM | message detail
L-Block VS Phoenix Wright?

L-Block seems obvious to me here, but I want to make sure it's not worth the debate.
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Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 6:44:28 PM | message detail
Well I can bring humor to even the most dry attempt, so it's understandable.
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/16/2008 6:45:50 PM | message detail

Lopen (#470)
Well I can bring humor to even the most dry attempt, so it's understandable.


I don't get it.
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Team Rocket Elite | Posted 8/16/2008 6:46:29 PM | message detail
do the nominations close days before the bracket is announced?

Sometimes we get the bracket the same day nominations close. Sometimes it takes a few days.
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HeroicTronBonne | Posted 8/16/2008 6:47:16 PM | message detail
If you're going to have a joke entry in a contest, you can't do better than the surveillance camera !

suck it tetris piece


HM, you've sunk to a new low.
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Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 6:47:48 PM | message detail
And after seeing how L-Block was abandoned against ? Block and the others, I'd probably take Phoenix Wright. Not saying PW is a joke character, just saying that I think he has the devoted fanbase to take it down.

I wouldn't take others around Phoenix's level to beat the block necessarily (though maybe, who knows how weak it is 1v1 and with the joke being a year old), but I think Phoenix SFFs him.
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/16/2008 6:50:32 PM | message detail
The problem is more people know L-Block than Phoenix Wright, so I don't think Phoenix has a large enough fanbase to prevent recognizability votes that would go to the L-Block.

Though now I'm curious if the ? Block would double L-Block.
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Xuxon | Posted 8/16/2008 6:50:41 PM | message detail
I wouldn't take others around Phoenix's level to beat the block necessarily (though maybe, who knows how weak it is 1v1 and with the joke being a year old), but I think Phoenix SFFs him.

Ok, we REALLY REALLY REALLY need the damn bracket.
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Lopen | Posted 8/16/2008 6:52:50 PM | message detail
? Block vs L Block 1v1 to me would be like Tetris vs Super Mario Brothers 1v1.

That is to say, ugly. Easy doubling, closer to a trip--

We do need a bracket dammit.
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KamikazePotato | Posted 8/16/2008 6:57:50 PM | message detail
190427 nominations so far. Maybe nominations close when it hits 200000? Hopefully?

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Who Cares? | Posted 8/16/2008 7:01:40 PM | message detail
Nominations have pretty much slowed to crawl now...we'd be waiting a long time for 200k. Two weekends is enough to get everyone that planned to nominate anyone.
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BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 8/16/2008 8:43:35 PM | message detail
We need a bracket NOW. We've degenerated to discussing the validity of inanimate objects as characters again.
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/16/2008 9:02:27 PM | message detail
Master Sword VS Buster Sword, who would win?

I'd put money on the Master Sword myself.
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Yesmar | Posted 8/16/2008 9:18:56 PM | message detail
The noms will probably close tomorrow afternoon (maybe even tonight at midnight PST or something), and then we'll get the bracket tomorrow, giving us two weeks to predict until September 1st when the contest begins.
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ChronicYouth | Posted 8/17/2008 9:35:30 AM | message detail
L-block is still the worst thing to ever happen to these contests

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MarioSuperstar | Posted 8/17/2008 9:40:47 AM | message detail
i'd bet on the master sword the same reason The Legend of Zelda > Final Fantasy.
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Explicit Contest is my lord.
transience | Posted 8/17/2008 9:46:56 AM | message detail
I'm all for joke characters, but Surveillance Camera is third to the Orange Fret and the Blue Virus in the "this is incredibly dumb" rallies. man, they're so dumb they shouldn't even be capitalized.

L is timeless and one of a kind. don't try to recreate it!
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nominate Tim from Braid -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CByBMKiiHtA awww yeah
BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 8/17/2008 11:25:28 AM | message detail
Buster Sword is a bit more original though. I'm sure most people wouldn't be able to pick out the Master Sword from a lineup, but everyone knows the Buster Sword.
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MarioSuperstar | Posted 8/17/2008 11:27:45 AM | message detail
what closeness do they have with the buster sword? does it have its own story? does it appear in almost EVERY Final Fantasy game?
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BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 8/17/2008 12:02:16 PM | message detail
But the Master Sword is different in every game. It's not nearly as iconic as the Buster Sword.
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MarioSuperstar | Posted 8/17/2008 12:09:02 PM | message detail
but it's still called the master sword.. that's all that matters.
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Explicit Contest is my lord.
MarioSuperstar | Posted 8/17/2008 12:09:15 PM | message detail
besides i find the 3D models pretty recognizeable at least.
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Explicit Contest is my lord.
AmazingKirby | Posted 8/17/2008 6:35:16 PM | message detail
Bracket please please please. Will noms go on another week?
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ExquisiteSamurai | Posted 8/17/2008 10:58:27 PM | message detail
I sure hope not

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swirIdude | Posted 8/17/2008 11:02:03 PM | message detail
END THE NOMINATIONS!
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KamikazePotato | Posted 8/17/2008 11:45:47 PM | message detail
...bracket...

...need...*cough*...bracket...

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MyExHasAWii | Posted 8/17/2008 11:48:03 PM | message detail
...whiskey...

...need...*cough*...whiskey...
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Nominate King Harkinian from Link: The Faces of Evil!
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/18/2008 6:30:53 AM | message detail
I'd have to go with the Master Sword as well, just because it's in most of the main games, and the sum of all the Zelda games is stronger than FF7, though the Buster Sword has recognizability and is associated with Cloud more than the generic Master Sword is to Link. Tough call, really.
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M_e_g_a_6_4 | Posted 8/18/2008 6:31:26 AM | message detail
Three votes, Pokemon VS Halo, go!
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AmazingKirby | Posted 8/18/2008 6:39:28 AM | message detail
Pokemon
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swirIdude | Posted 8/18/2008 7:40:42 AM | message detail
Pokemon!
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swirIdude | Posted 8/18/2008 7:40:53 AM | message detail
Pocket Monsters
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