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Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 482

heroic tranny | Posted 9/14/2007 7:03:00 PM | message detail
this isn't even a stall. it's uppp and downnnn and upppp

good stuff.
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Heroic Yuna | Posted 9/14/2007 7:03:17 PM | message detail
From MarioSuperstar Posted 9/14/2007 10:01:57 PM #148
damn. even after all that Serebii rallying, I failed.

...Isn't that a Pokemon site? They might linger! D:
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KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:03:31 PM | message detail
The problem is almost s many people are voting for Bomberman was Phoenix.
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
chaosarcher07 | Posted 9/14/2007 7:03:39 PM | message detail
yeah so bomberman's going back to his 2 votes per update self right? every gain counts in this match.
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Mac Arrowny | Posted 9/14/2007 7:03:46 PM | message detail
http://media.putfile.com/PWAA-Court-Orchestrated

Aww yeah Gyakuten Meets Orchestra.
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greatone10 | Posted 9/14/2007 7:03:48 PM | message detail
Minor hiccups should not be happening in a vote rally.
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Donkey Kong Country 2 for next Games contest.
This line reserved for next Guru winner. Unless it's me, therefore reserving plenty of noms for Dixie/DKC2.
BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 9/14/2007 7:04:47 PM | message detail
Heh, this'll probably end up being the closest match of the contest, either way

TuRtLe
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36/44 in the contest. Next pick: Magus > Bomberman
BlAcK TuRtLe. The cream of Zero fanboyism
chaosarcher07 | Posted 9/14/2007 7:05:10 PM | message detail
Every dedicated PW fanbase is too small or has already voted, and other fanbases could vote for Bomberman.
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swirIdude | Posted 9/14/2007 7:05:20 PM | message detail
Yeah, Serebii might linger and ruin Edgeworth >_<
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KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:05:31 PM | message detail
HOLD IT!
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
marioinblack | Posted 9/14/2007 7:05:35 PM | message detail
72! Bounce back!

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USF Bulls 26
Auburn Tigers 23 OT
TheCruelAngel | Posted 9/14/2007 7:05:43 PM | message detail
Woot Phoenix!
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Warden: Talk! What is SeeD all about!?
Squall: ...Flower.
Nepots | Posted 9/14/2007 7:05:55 PM | message detail
Oho~.

Do you have enough rallies, King of Lawlers?
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KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:06:01 PM | message detail
*checks*

Now that's what I call a rally. 113 votes for Phoenix yeah!
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
hellpunch | Posted 9/14/2007 7:06:19 PM | message detail
YESS 72!!
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MarioSuperstar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:06:24 PM | message detail
Yeah, Serebii might linger and ruin Edgeworth >_<

:) good thing I'm a regular there, huh?
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Today: Mario > Big Boss - Vote: Mario
Tomorrow: Magus > Bomberman - Vote: Bomberman - Points: 32/40
chaosarcher07 | Posted 9/14/2007 7:06:43 PM | message detail
14 more, 22 updates (?) left! YES PHOENIX
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http://www.scorehero.com/scores.php?user=6054&game=4&diff=4
KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:07:05 PM | message detail
There are...23 updates left, I think.

KEEP IT UP
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
swirIdude | Posted 9/14/2007 7:07:46 PM | message detail
:) good thing I'm a regular there, huh?

*locks you in a cage*
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KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:07:46 PM | message detail
Also, in all the excitement we didn't even notice Magus dropped below 31%.
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
Cyrlous | Posted 9/14/2007 7:08:01 PM | message detail
The big Bomberman rally comes in about an hour, so get ready. =)
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Ness rules!
MarioSuperstar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:08:29 PM | message detail
The big Bomberman rally comes in about an hour, so get ready. =)

.. wha?
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Today: Mario > Big Boss - Vote: Mario
Tomorrow: Magus > Bomberman - Vote: Bomberman - Points: 32/40
Who Cares? | Posted 9/14/2007 7:08:32 PM | message detail
'Bout time PW got back in gear. I couldn't believe I was watching him choke away the lead during the 9pm hour after holding Bomberman back during the after-school vote. C'mon Phoenix...just 22 more updates!
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Current Points: 36
Maximum Possible Points: 760/768
BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 9/14/2007 7:09:29 PM | message detail
The big Bomberman rally comes in about an hour, so get ready. =)

I know he's joking, but if there actually is a Bomberman rally I will eat my words from earlier.

TuRtLe
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36/44 in the contest. Next pick: Magus > Bomberman
BlAcK TuRtLe. The cream of Zero fanboyism
Xuxon | Posted 9/14/2007 7:10:39 PM | message detail
I'm actually a little sad that Phoenix didn't lose the lead before he gained votes though. Not winning through a turnabout. Well, that's not even a victory.

Bomberman might have had the lead somewhere either before or after the 18 vote lead update. You never know.
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FFXII NLB - finished - 39 marks
FFXII LLIENANMiNDM - Bhujerba (post-Ba'Gamnan)
KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:10:44 PM | message detail
KEEP IT UP WRIGHTO

21 UPDATES LEFT
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
Mac Arrowny | Posted 9/14/2007 7:10:51 PM | message detail
aww yeah 87 votes
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greatone10 | Posted 9/14/2007 7:10:59 PM | message detail
Wow, Crash cut the lead on Bomber on that update.
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Donkey Kong Country 2 for next Games contest.
This line reserved for next Guru winner. Unless it's me, therefore reserving plenty of noms for Dixie/DKC2.
Lightning Strikes | Posted 9/14/2007 7:12:01 PM | message detail
I swear, if somebody DOES rally for Bomberman...

Phoenix, let this help you... Agent J! support your DS compatriot!


You know our love was meant to be
The kind of love that lasts forever
And I need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time
You should know, everywhere I go
You're always on my mind, in my heart
In my soul

You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring felling to my life
You're the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'

No one needs you more that I need you
And i know, yes I know that it's plain to see
We're so in love when we're together
And i know that I need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time
You should know, everywhere I go
Always on my mind, in my heart in my soul

You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring felling to my life
You're the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'
No one needs you more that I need you
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He was stuck by lightning and became insane.don't mind him.-hiei on me.
Sound advice.
Heroic Yuna | Posted 9/14/2007 7:12:11 PM | message detail
Going to play some Stepmania, and then listen to Cornered for the over 24 hours straight.

Don't let Bomberman do anything funny now, you hear? D:
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Embok.
Heroic Yuna | Posted 9/14/2007 7:13:20 PM | message detail
...Ignore that terrible grammar.
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Embok.
KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:15:39 PM | message detail
COME ON PHOENIX

20 updates left
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
Xuxon | Posted 9/14/2007 7:16:19 PM | message detail
21 updates, actually.
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FFXII NLB - finished - 39 marks
FFXII LLIENANMiNDM - Bhujerba (post-Ba'Gamnan)
BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 9/14/2007 7:16:41 PM | message detail
lol phoenix wright fanboys

Think I have time for a game of DotA before the next match starts. I won't hold my breath, but hopefully Bomberman can pull this off.

TuRtLe
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36/44 in the contest. Next pick: Magus > Bomberman
BlAcK TuRtLe. The cream of Zero fanboyism
Lightning Strikes | Posted 9/14/2007 7:18:00 PM | message detail
7 lost, but it may only be a minor hiccup.

You know where we SHOULD rally? RPG based sites. They would never vote Bomberman.
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He was stuck by lightning and became insane.don't mind him.-hiei on me.
Sound advice.
PugTheNinja | Posted 9/14/2007 7:18:58 PM | message detail
phoenix has this
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SonicRaptor | Posted 9/14/2007 7:19:52 PM | message detail
One way or another, Bomberman only hope is to pull a Frog here to overcome this stall Phoenix has put him in.
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KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:20:35 PM | message detail
*sigh*

Nice try, Phoenix.
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
Cyrlous | Posted 9/14/2007 7:21:09 PM | message detail
No, Frog was much further behind at this point.
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Ness rules!
greatone10 | Posted 9/14/2007 7:21:45 PM | message detail
You know where we SHOULD rally? RPG based sites. They would never vote Bomberman.

Magus doesn't need any help with this match.
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Donkey Kong Country 2 for next Games contest.
This line reserved for next Guru winner. Unless it's me, therefore reserving plenty of noms for Dixie/DKC2.
KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:25:50 PM | message detail
Stall!

19 updates left.
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The apples were too strong for him.- Abomstar
Master Moltar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:26:12 PM | message detail
Division 4: Round 1 - Match 13 – Agent J vs. Bidoof vs. Link vs. Miles Edgeworth

Moltar’s Analysis

Agent J
Game/Series Known From: Elite Beat Agents

Joke

Bidoof
Game/Series Known From: Pokemon

Joke

Link
Game/Series Known From: Phoenix Wright
Seed in 2002: 2
Seed in 2003: 1
Seed in 2004: 1
Won the 2002 Contest
Lost in 2003 to Cloud in the Final 4
Won the 2004 Contest
Won the 2005 Tournament of Champions
Won the 2006 Battle Royale

Not joke

Miles
Game/Series Known From: Phoenix Wright

Joke

Link. The Hero of Time. He’s always on some awesome adventure, saving the world from evil. There’s always a magnificent story to be told when it comes to Link. However, the greatest of all is how he almost missed the Character Battle VI.

The Setting - The morning of his Round 1 match


Link: Ahh, a new day has begun. I wonder what I’ll do today.

*Link heads to the kitchen and checks the refridgerator for breakfast*

Link: Running low on milk, I should go to the store. I’m low on rupees though…so tired of cutting down those damn bushes for a rupee…I should just sell myse-

*Phone rings, Link picks it up*

Midna: Hey Link, ready for your match today?

Link: Match, what match?

Midna: In the character battle!

Link: What are you talking about? I’m banned from the character battles. It’s because I’m too liked or something.

Midna: What? Didn’t you get an invite? Everyone is allowed back this time. It’s a 128 character contest, and each match will be a four-way with the top two advancing!

Link: Whaaaa? And my match is today?

Midna: YES YOU DUMB WOLF MAN!

Link: Then I’m off!

*Link dashes out of his house, and upon exiting, he finds three figures blocking his path*

Agent J: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?

Link: To my match! Who are you guys!

Bidoof: Bidoof Bidoof Bii!

Link: The heck did you say?

Miles: He said we’re your Round 1 opponents!

Link: How do you understand it?

Miles: Because I’m so damn awesome, that’s why.

Agent J: IF YOU WANT TO GET PAST US, YOU’LL HAVE TO BEAT US FIRST!

Link: Dude, why do you talk in all caps and bold and italics?

Agent J: I HAVE A CONDITION! I MEAN, SOMETIMES I DON’T WANT TO BUT, IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENS, YA KNOW?

Link: It’s annoyin- WHAT? I said it’s annoyin- OH, WELL I CAN SEE WHY YOU THINK THAT Stop cutting me off! Don’t you see this is supposed to be me speaking? That’s why it says Link: OH REALLY? THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE FOR? I THOUGHT IT WAS DECORATION OR SOMETHING

Miles: Let’s take him out already!

Bidoof: Bidoof!

*The three men jump Link, but with one swing of his sword, Link sends out a concentrated blast of energy, knocking them to the ground.*

Link: Now, I’m off to the Contest! *Takes off*

Miles: Defeated in one blow, what a shame.

Bidoof: Bidoof! Bidoof Bidoof Bii! Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bii! Bii Bidoof Bii Bii Bidoof Bii Bii Bidoof Bidoof Bii Bidoof Bidoof Bii!

Miles: Indeed, Bidoof, indeed.

*Meanwhile, at a secret location*

???: So, he managed to make it through the trap. Nonetheless, Link, I will make sure that you will not win this Contest. By the time this is over, the name “Link” will be nothing more than a memory.

~*Part 1: Fin*~
Master Moltar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:26:28 PM | message detail
Miles and Bidoof are the two characters grabbing for second. I’m going with Miles, since hardcore fanbases seem to be thriving in this format. The only thing I’m worried about is him not being as out there as Phoenix is.

Moltar’s Bracket Says: Link > Miles > Bidoof > Agent J

Moltar’s Prediction is: Link: 71% - Miles: 13% - Bidoof: 11% - Agent J: 6%



Ultimaterializer’s Analysis

This is an odd match in that there's one overly dominant character against three bottom-of-the-barrel scrubs. I seriously won't be surprised if Link gets 75% of the vote here; he's that damn strong these days.

Which leaves a crapshoot for whoever comes in second. No one has heard of Elite Beat Agents, Miles isn't really in on the Phoenix Wright fad and Bidoof was a pure joke nomination into the contest.

But even though it *kills* me to go against my favorite character (my license plate says EDGEY, no joke), I don't think Miles can pull this out. Not because he isn't strong enough to, but because the popularity of Diamond/Pearl on GameFAQs is staggering. Even against SFF, I think Bidoof will have just barely enough in him to pull off second place.

Ulti's Prediction:

Link [77.00%]
Bidoof [10.00%]
Miles [8.00%]
Agent J [5.00%]



Heroic Mario’s Analysis

Link -- 80%
Miles Edgeworth -- 8%
Bidoof -- 7%
Agent J -- 5%


Great match or greatest match?

Usually, matches where one of the noble nine blowout fodder is neither exciting nor entertaining -- but this is different! I want to see just how much Link can dominate a poll with three other characters there, even if they are three of the weakest characters we’ll probably ever see. I still can’t believe he got the draw he did. You have Miles Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright, who is bound to be that much worse than Phoenix; you have Bidoof, the board 8 joke character of the contest and random Pokemon extraordinaire; and finally, you have Agent J, who is in some random DS game that Funk hypes (enough said).

The big question here is which of the other three characters are going to suck the least. The general consensus would appear to support Bidoof -- but you have to take into consideration the place where the consensus comes from. I’m thinking the fanatical Phoenix Wright base will be able to scrounge up enough votes here to barely get Edgeworth by. It wouldn’t surprise me if Bidoof managed to pull it off, though. The Pokemon love around these parts is ... augh.

Bracket: Link > Miles Edgeworth
Vote: Link



Yoblazer’s Analysis

We have another very debated match, almost all of it centered on the second place battle between Bidoof and Miles Edgeworth. Bidoof's supporters point to Nidoran's surprisingly good performance against Samus last year and maintain that, as a joke Pokemon, the little beaver guy will do the same. Edgeworth's crew, conversely, claim that Bidoof is not nearly as popular as the older, more established Nidoran, will get very little love in the face of Link's might, and does not have a hardcore fanbase with the devotion of the PW clan. Personally, I side with Miles Edgeworth. Joke character or not, Bidoof is very new, and I get the feeling that he's not necessarily as liked outside of Board 8. Also, he's up against Link, and let's be honest, how many times does the contest god have to overperform before people get it: you don't cross the boss, and in the world of Nintendo, LINK IS THE BOSS. Miles will also feel the hurt, but he has fans who are much more likely to rally and are extremely faithful to him, and when fighting for the miniscule percentages these two will be fighting for, such a fanbase is indispensable. Now, with that out of the way...
Master Moltar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:27:35 PM | message detail
Link, he come to town
Come to save the princess Zelda
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will when Link saves the day
Hallelujah!

Now link, fill up your hearts
So you can shoot your sword with power
And when you're feeling all down
The fairy will come around
So you'll be brave, and not a sissy coward!

Now Link(!) has saved the day!
Put Ganon in his grave
So now Zelda is free
And now our hero shall be
Link! I think your name shall go down into HIS-TO-RY!

Link - 76%
Miles Edgeworth - 10%
Bidoof - 8%
Agent J - 6%



Lopen’s Analysis

Okay, what is this match? I mean really? How did the Men in Black dude get in this match? Well, in any case, I don't much think Agent J is going to have much strength here... he'll likely get a picture from some crappy gameboy Men In Black game that doesn't even look like Will Smith.

Ah, then the second guy... Bidoof? What is that, a gopher? Er... beaver, yeah... teeth. Whatever, man. Probably from one of those fancy beaver sims that are sweeping the nation these days. Doesn't surprise me that Board 8 thinks it's the funniest thing ever. Must be the teeth. Damnable beavers. Anyway, Sim Beaver has no sway on this site, not even with the boost of Sim Beaver 2. In fact, I envision those that know of the game will be hacking GameFAQs to remove his votes. That's how hated it is. Most people don't think the game is funny like B8 does, either, never mind this guy. ... huh? Pokemon? Pikachu isn't for a few divisions, shut up, man.

Last guy? Oh okay, I know this guy. Yeah... Miles Edgeworth. This guy is gonna have a devoted fanbase for sure. The people love their Phoenix Wright. Now, of course, he isn't the main character, and he is up against Link, so we must be reasonable here. 12%? Yeah whatever, that's my stab. Of course, it's still way more than the other guys are gonna get. I feel bad for J, though. Men in Black was awesome.

Link sucks, but I must see him dominate this jobber fodder well. He gets my vote tomorrow, for the first time ever. I'm not the only one. The people want to see a 3v1 blowout more than ever. Make it happen, Link! WWSBDF comes to fruition tomorrow! We Wanna See a BeatDown Factor, for those keeping track at home.

(Translation of that rant: Bidoof sucks, almost no one really knows who Agent J is, and Edgeworth's fanbase devotion secures him this easily. Especially with Phoenix's ridiculous performance yesterday. Link will romp on them, and he will romp well, especially considering he can potentially SFF all three of these DS characters.)

Lopen's prediction:
Link – 85.00%
Miles Edgeworth – 12.87%
Agent J – 3%
Bidoof - -0.87% (hackers win! Eat it, Sim Beaver!)



Karma Hunter’s Analysis

Has today's match finally energized this lamentable Crew Member? Has the power of Phoenix, the tension of the turnabout rekindled the enthusiasm not seen since Snake's glorious run last year??? WHO KNOWS - but I'm feeling frisky today, so let's examine this match far more than it warrants !!

Agent J

Feel the beat. Feel the ultra-fodder vibe. One of the contenders for the least votes of the contest !!

Bidoof

= Satan

Link

Winner of last year's contest and then some, won't be losing again until Cloud gets a FFVII remake and appears in SSB. Maybe.

MILES EDGEWORTH

Carrying the mantle out of Phoenix's decisive victory (oh *yeah*, I'm calling it despite Bomberman on the comeback trail closing in on 100 votes, Edgeworth is the fan-favorite of the PW series and will have the full backing of the fanbase... that has actually played through all the games.

Hmm... well, today is encouraging, at least...
Master Moltar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:28:04 PM | message detail
At any rate, Link has this, and if you didn't know that you should stop now and question why you're on this site in the first place. Agent J should be no threat, EBA isn't popular and Agent J is...

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WHO THE HELL IS AGENT J

Which leaves us with El Prosecutor and his less than formidable foe. At first glance, this seems easy pickings for Edgeworth - his hardcore vote stacked up against Link SFFing Bidoof shouldn't be a problem for him. Sure, he's DS, but...

...then you realize that Link is a black hole, and even the most 'hardcore' of characters get hurt by his presence on a comparable scale to the casuals. You realize that he's gonna be sucking up the vote so violently that the others are gonna be fighting over scraps, and those scraps kinda matter when a lot of the joke/default votes Bidoof gets are gonna hurt Edgey bad.

It's a lot to contend against, and Edgeworth doesn't have a lot of casual appeal either. This is basically a truer, more real test of the PW fanbase. Take out the crazy B8 rush and the "rallies" and focus on the characters. How much do people really care, and how much is it a fad?

For myself, I'm gonna nullify everything I just said and say I'm placing faith in... faith. Edgeworth is going 1-3 on Bidoof's ass, and don't you forget it.

Karma Hunter's Vote: Miles. Edgey. Worthy. MILES ****ING EDGEWORTH, JEEZ
Karma Hunter's Krazy Prediction: Link with 76%, Edgeworth with 11%, Bidoof with 8%, Agent J with 5%

A weird setup, and I've been overshooting the obvious winners like crazy... but it's Link. I'll allow myself that one more time.

Upset Probability: 45%

Of course Bidoof can win. LEAVE ME ALONE



Transience’s Analysis

http://www.myutsu.net/imagens/pokemon/399.jpg

what the hell is this.

Miles Edgeworth's funnier than this. Miles Edgeworth's cooler than this. Miles goddamn Edgeworth takes craps that look, smell and taste better than this. Miles Edgeworth has more personality in his pointing finger than Bidoof does in his whole god damn body. Miles Edgeworth could be ten times the HM slave that Bidoof is. Miles Edgeworth has better teeth than Bidoof. ladies flock to Miles Edgeworth, not Bidoof. even 8 year old pokemaniac chicks would be like "oh, Miles, you're so awesome." Bidoof would be "hey, I look stupid, I *am* stupid, and I know it."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KyVeUY40SHM

Bidoof is a stupid, disgusting, ridiculous looking piece of crap. I'm not even calling him bad or anything, he actually looks like a piece of crap with buck teeth. I want to trace every IP that nominated this piece of crap and show up to their house. I want to tie them up and force them to listen to Tales of Legendia voice acting while punching them in the face repeatedly with a Pikachu plushie. once I got bored, I'd smash their cable modems or whatever they have and make sure they can't plague the internet any more. after that, I'd find every last person who had the nuts to vote for Bidoof over Miles goddamn Edgeworth and force them to listen to Semi complain for the rest of eternity while partystar exposed them to clips of his top 25 favourite characters. I pray that reincarnation treats them as poorly as they deserve.

http://youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=DHAnuTMwGyQ (I thank Heroic Mario for this one)
Master Moltar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:28:53 PM | message detail
I usually don't support arguments about "character depth" or whatever, but Miles Edgeworth just eats Bidoof alive. it's embarrassing that Bidoof even made the contest, let alone that people actually find him funny. I've never seen anything so devoid of humour in my life, and I spend a significant portion of my day watching people complain about an internet contest. SDR is funnier than Bidoof. Smurf's crappy alts are better than Bidoof. LOL I'M A FURRY is better than Bidoof. okay, I might have gone too far there. but it's close. there is nothing appealing about Bidoof at all and anybody that thinks differently needs to forget how to speak English.

oh, and Bidoof wins.

Bidoof sucks so much
voting for it guarantees
a quick trip to hell

transience's prediction: Link - 70.44%, Bidoof - 11.95%, Miles Edgeworth - 11.84%, Agent J - 5.77%



Guest’s Analysis - BigBob

Link gets the biggest blowout of the contest, no surprise there. So which of the three fodderiffic characters come in second? Let's see.

Agent J is from the super awesome DS game Elite Beat Agents...which sold like 10 copies. It's one of the best games I played this year, but it would take an act of god (AKA Sakurai) to get him in second.

That leaves us with Bidoof and Edgeworth. Bidoof got in on support from Board 8 alone, but Edgeworth probably did as well. Bidoof is from the recently released Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, while Edgeworth is a character from Phoenix Wright. Both are DS games.

Who do I give my support to? Miles ****ing Edgeworth. You see, outside of Board 8, nobody cares about Bidoof. In fact, they hate him:

http://ace.comic-era.com/comic.php?comicID=134
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=235


Both of those comics are clearly anti-Bidoof. If you honestly think joke voting will propel Bidoof, recall that Midgar Zolom got 5.51% against Cloud. Not a very impressive number. Though the fact that Phoenix Wright 3 only got 5.38% in that "What October game are you looking forward to most" poll doesn't make me feel as safe. However, the average person would be indifferent to Zolom. Bidoof...is hated. In-game, he's a worthless pokemon, and even competitively, you kind of you have to base a team around his evolution to get it to work right. Even joke voters have the zany Agent J and the badass lawyer to choose from instead.

As for the rest of the pokemon fans, they'll probably be voting for Link. Regardless of the differences in genre, Pokemon and Zelda have always been for the same platforms, and typically geared towards the same audiences. Link will suck up votes like mad throughout the poll, including those from Pokemon fans.

And Edgeworth...fortunately Edgeworth has plenty of factors going his way. The Phoenix Wright fanbase is quite rabid and definitely will vote its characters over anything. Edgeworth will have some sort of resistance to the 4-way SFF in this match, and at the very least, he has the Objection site to fall back on. In fact, take a look at these results from my "Rate the Fad" series on Board 8:

Objection! - 8.18/10 (39 votes)
Bidoof - 4.26/10 (37 votes)


Wow, I can't believe I actually found a use for those results. Anyway, even the very people who nominated Bidoof prefer Objection over him, quite decisively, I might add.
Master Moltar | Posted 9/14/2007 7:29:34 PM | message detail
The only real "edge" that Bidoof has against Edgeworth (no pun intended) is that he's more recognizable thanks to his presence in Pokemon, but that won't help him enough. Edgeworth's dedicated fanbase, along with (what I consider) a likelier chance to suck up underdog/joke votes, has 2nd place nice and snug. Too bad I will fail to guess the percentages right because half the Analysis Crew will be siding with him too. I suck at guessing, so I'll let Edgeworth do it for me.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2181822



Crew Consensus: Link > Edgey, woo woo, Link > Bidoof, boo boo.
KleenexTissue50 | Posted 9/14/2007 7:30:16 PM | message detail
Link
Game/Series Known From: Phoenix Wright


Link's gonna have a killer board vote this year!
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marioinblack | Posted 9/14/2007 7:30:47 PM | message detail
It seems to be bouncing between 60 and 90 now.

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USF Bulls 26
Auburn Tigers 23 OT
KamikazePotato | Posted 9/14/2007 7:31:05 PM | message detail
Come on, Phoenix.
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