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Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 358

RPGuy96 | Posted 9/13/2006 11:51:09 AM | message detail
And to answer the constant question of who could be this years Magus, I'd definitely say Rikku, not in the sense of being overrated, but in the sense of not a single person taking Claire to win that match.

*cough*
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FlamboyantSpy | Posted 9/13/2006 11:52:37 AM | message detail
...well you're not in the BOP!

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steve illumina | Posted 9/13/2006 12:00:28 PM | message detail
"Steve Illumina is really one of those users you just gotta enjoy reading...his columns are ingenious in their commentary on the gaming psyche." -Sushi X

Steve! Steve! Steve!

"Whereas other so called analysts fluff up their arguments with silly stats, and often imitate eachother in their words, Steve truly shines with his unique mockery based approach and creative flair." -Anonymous Respected User

Illumina! Illumina! Illumina!

The masses demanded it...and the masses' wish has been granted...give it up for Steve Illumina!

"Greetings, noobies of the world, and welcome to another spirited season of GameFAQ's greatest analysis column, that being of course, 'Steve Illumina Speaks'!"

And so the third day of voting is nigh...so today my loyal fans, you get yet another serving of the satire that never ceases to make fanbabies rattle in their Aero shirts...

Now let us begin with the "Tale of the Babes!"

(3)Rikku vs (6)Lenneth Valkyrie

Sage of Board 8's Pick: Rikku
Newbies Pick: Rikku
Fadnerds Pick: Rikku...yep
Sage's Score After This Win: 3/3
Sage's Oracle Rank After This Win: Top 10-20...Ada overperformed...yep...that it...silly stats kids! :)

"OK my loyal fans, listen to the words of your analysis Icon...Steve! Today I shall discuss this yawner...where one of Square's sweethearts takes on someone who is just lucky to be here, that being Lenneth (Kenneth?) Valkyrie..."

"Folks, these boring matches really dont draw much in the way of satire....I mean...how can I mock a game almost nobody has played...a game that is only here because the voters forget all the non RPG genres when they nominate their last few choices...a game where...oh never mind! YAWN!!!! Bring on the next match, the first to break some brackets and show the world RE is over-hyped bigtime this fall, way worse than usual. More on that tomorrow!"

"I will close today by telling all my loyal fans...you aint a gamer unless you have played all the 2nd tier RPG's that are represented in this tourney...stealing spots from Princess Kitana, Rydia, and the girl by the fountain in Coneria from FF1, among others! So get out there, and play a 2nd tier RPG today! Now folks, I am off, got me some La Pucelle to play!"

"Thats it for today folks, now stay tuned for the next column!"

Steve Fun Fact I beat FFX-2 over the course of 3 days when it first was released...I had been sick with the flu and did nothing else but eat and sleep...was a throwback of sorts to late night Dragon Warrior leveling up sessions!

PS: Lenneth dont belong here...oh wait I already said that!

This is Steve Illumina, signing off, and remember...MK Armageddon arrives October 7th!!!
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longbladeofhiko | Posted 9/13/2006 12:02:06 PM | message detail
*Double cough*...I took Claire at the last minute EC.
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Karma Hunter | Posted 9/13/2006 12:02:54 PM | message detail
Meh, Tidus is overrated in 2k2 which affects Claire so I doubt she's stronger than Jill...but that doesn't mean that she's very far behind.
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longbladeofhiko | Posted 9/13/2006 12:04:29 PM | message detail
Because 4 is the better game by about 9 miles.

I bet you might like em bout the same if RE2 was just simply updated a little :P or has it been? I know the first RE was, dunno bout the others...
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longbladeofhiko | Posted 9/13/2006 12:08:26 PM | message detail
Yeah, but just because Rikku got 44% on a weaker Ryu doesnt exactly bode well for her either. And I just expect Kairi to flat out blow in these things, recent sequel or not.
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Heroic Mario | Posted 9/13/2006 12:09:15 PM | message detail
Whoa, is this confirmed? Epona is somehow very likeable; hearing that she's in the game makes me feel better about it. She's just awesome like that.

....It's just a horse. <<

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Karma Hunter | Posted 9/13/2006 12:11:07 PM | message detail
44% on *any* Ryu is fantastic, which is what I think a lot of people are missing here. He's still likely a top 20 character.
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FastFalcon05 | Posted 9/13/2006 12:11:51 PM | message detail
....It's just a horse. <<

She so isn't. Ganondorf on the other hand is just a generic villain. Bowser > Ganondorf, in all possible ways.
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Heroic Mario | Posted 9/13/2006 12:12:50 PM | message detail
Bowser never was and never will be better than The King of Evil.

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longbladeofhiko | Posted 9/13/2006 12:12:57 PM | message detail
Indeed, Ryu is always a good character, but the drop is still noticed. Lets see how well she SFFs Lenneth first, shall we?
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Karma Hunter | Posted 9/13/2006 12:13:07 PM | message detail
....It's just a horse. <<

This is how people like to react to news concerning TP. You could post something like, "Link's sword will now glow and sparkle when it swings," and people would be all like "OMG NOW IT'S 100% TP WILL BE THE BEST GAME EVAR"
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FastFalcon05 | Posted 9/13/2006 12:33:56 PM | message detail
This is how people like to react to news concerning TP. You could post something like, "Link's sword will now glow and sparkle when it swings," and people would be all like "OMG NOW IT'S 100% TP WILL BE THE BEST GAME EVAR"

Not that I was, but I will not be grouped with such a fanatic section. I actually like Epona, and therefore was happy to hear she was in the game. I know most people adore the new dark tone of Zelda, but for me the graphics have been nice, but somehow a bit off; it's tough to pin down. Also, I was frustrated and even disappointed with the GC/Wii release of the game. It should have been for one or the other; not both. It makes me worry they won't release the first "real" wii Zelda for a few years while simultaneously preventing those who were only going to buy it on the gc from enjoying it fully.

And, for the record, news of Epona is certainly more exciting than any news of Midna or whatever her face is.
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voltch | Posted 9/13/2006 12:36:57 PM | message detail
well this is another blowout of boring proportions.
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White_Turtle | Posted 9/13/2006 12:59:51 PM | message detail
It's pretty sad that the first real match isn't for another week...

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HaRRicH | Posted 9/13/2006 1:03:00 PM | message detail
The first real match is about 33 hours away.
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HaRRicH | Posted 9/13/2006 1:03:13 PM | message detail
*32
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It still hurts to be rear-ended like that.....
RadiantRikku | Posted 9/13/2006 1:03:14 PM | message detail
Silly Rikku doubters! She'll obliterate Lenneth, Claire, Kairi, whoever stands in her path until her big match with Samus where she just barely scrapes by because people start voting for the better character all of a sudden!
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FlamboyantSpy | Posted 9/13/2006 1:04:03 PM | message detail
The first real match is about 33 hours away.

After 10 minutes it won't be.

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rubxcubedude | Posted 9/13/2006 1:05:22 PM | message detail
Why have I never heard of either of todays contestants
FlamboyantSpy | Posted 9/13/2006 1:05:44 PM | message detail
Because kirby es dum.

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FastFalcon05 | Posted 9/13/2006 2:38:45 PM | message detail
After 10 minutes it won't be.

Both sides could probably agree with that. Though, KH does have a sexy day vote...
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ExThaNemesis | Posted 9/13/2006 2:41:54 PM | message detail
Because 4 is the better game by about 9 miles.

I really doubt it.
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Heroic Mario | Posted 9/13/2006 2:43:51 PM | message detail
Resident Evil 4 is significantly better than any other Resident Evil game by hundreds of miles.

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ExThaNemesis | Posted 9/13/2006 2:43:53 PM | message detail
And you know, I really hope Claire doesn't beat Rikku, because I really would have loved to have taken Claire there...
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ExThaNemesis | Posted 9/13/2006 2:44:53 PM | message detail
Resident Evil 4 is significantly better than any other Resident Evil game by hundreds of miles.

I really really REALLY doubt it.
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Heroic Mario | Posted 9/13/2006 2:45:16 PM | message detail

I really really REALLY doubt it.


Go play it.

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THEJackSparrow | Posted 9/13/2006 2:46:37 PM | message detail
I'm gonna go back to something Lopen and I were agreeing on (so you know it has to be true!) yesterday...A character does not need a release to increase. I don't think Jill or Claire not being in RE4 will stop them from boosting, though it wouldn't be to the level of Leon, of course. It's an RE voter shift, yo.
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THEJackSparrow | Posted 9/13/2006 2:47:17 PM | message detail
Meh, I don't see Claire beating Rikku.

Of course, I don't see Rikku beating her down either.
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ExThaNemesis | Posted 9/13/2006 2:47:41 PM | message detail
I can't wait to hear all the whiny KH fans when Claire lambasts that pathetic excuse for a character Kairi.
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Heroic Mario | Posted 9/13/2006 2:47:51 PM | message detail
Rikku's not going to have any trouble with her second round opponent.

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THEJackSparrow | Posted 9/13/2006 2:48:53 PM | message detail
I can't wait to hear the whiny Sephiroth fanboy when he finishes fourth in the Battle Royale!
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therealmnm | Posted 9/13/2006 2:49:15 PM | message detail
Heh, with as fast and dedicated as some users are on this board, I didn't think I would be near making the leaderboard after the first match!

My mission is complete!
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ExThaNemesis | Posted 9/13/2006 2:49:26 PM | message detail
I hope you have a lot of patience then, Leon, seeing as that's not going to come CLOSE to happening!
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Heroic Mario | Posted 9/13/2006 2:49:37 PM | message detail
I can't wait to hear all the whiny KH fans when Claire lambasts that pathetic excuse for a character Kairi.

Kairi's going to win though. Not that it matters because neither of them are worth anything!

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Karma Hunter | Posted 9/13/2006 2:49:54 PM | message detail
RE2 has more difficulty, more tension, more scares, more puzzles, has better replay value (different scenarios >>>>>> AA & Mercs), and was overall just more fun for me.

RE4's still great though. Probably would've been even better if it didn't try to market itself as a RE game.
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THEJackSparrow | Posted 9/13/2006 2:53:33 PM | message detail
From day 1, I still have no idea why people picked Kairi to win (much less having the majority pick her). Honestly, I don't know why Claire goes from 45% on Tidus (which really isn't THAT bad, folks. It's the equivalent of what Rikku's performance on Ryu in 2005, as they were near equals in strength) to bad fodder. Maybe borderline fodder, but she'll need to be bad fodder to lose that match.
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therealmnm | Posted 9/13/2006 2:55:06 PM | message detail
People seem to think that every person who likes Kingdom Hearts also like Kairi, while Resident Evil fans no longer care about RE2 or Claire. And I guess Code Veronica doesn't exist...
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THEJackSparrow | Posted 9/13/2006 2:56:29 PM | message detail
It's like the Princess Peach argument all over again!

Which is ironic in a way because she'll be facing an RE character in round 2!
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YoAriel33 | Posted 9/13/2006 2:56:38 PM | message detail
I'll be voting for Kairi, but Claire probably has it. Today's result certainly doesn't look bad for her, and there's no way Ada is stronger than Claire.
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Zylo the wolf | Posted 9/13/2006 2:57:42 PM | message detail
while Resident Evil fans no longer care about RE2 or Claire.

huh?
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THEJackSparrow | Posted 9/13/2006 2:58:07 PM | message detail
I thought that was rather obvious sarcasm myself.
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The Real Truth | Posted 9/13/2006 2:58:17 PM | message detail
It was sarcasm.
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Zylo the wolf | Posted 9/13/2006 2:59:08 PM | message detail
Gamefaqs, the place where EVERYBODY gets sarcasm....

I feel so stupid >_>
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therealmnm | Posted 9/13/2006 3:01:18 PM | message detail
It's like the Princess Peach argument all over again!

Oh no you didn't! Seriously though, after seeing Nidoran F almost get 20% on Samus, I'm pretty confident in Peach at least being a midcarder.
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THEJackSparrow | Posted 9/13/2006 3:02:43 PM | message detail
It's the whole "Nintendo fans will vote for anything!" mentality, is it?

Speaking of which, Kuja vs. Nidoran F: Who wins?
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Heroic Mario | Posted 9/13/2006 3:02:49 PM | message detail
Honestly, I don't know why Claire goes from 45% on Tidus (which really isn't THAT bad, folks. It's the equivalent of what Rikku's performance on Ryu in 2005, as they were near equals in strength) to bad fodder.

It has been many years since that match happened. She has declined plenty since then. But, hey, if 2002 holds up then Samus goes 50/50 with Sephiroth again! Win!

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therealmnm | Posted 9/13/2006 3:03:10 PM | message detail
Gamefaqs, the place where EVERYBODY gets sarcasm....

I feel so stupid >_>


I was dead serious! It's a well known fact that a fanbase is only allowed to like one game at a time. Now that RE4 has been released, there simply isn't anymore room for RE fans to care about RE2 or Claire! We're all nothing but simple minded gamers, ya know? It's too much for us to comprehend!
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Zylo the wolf | Posted 9/13/2006 3:04:06 PM | message detail
Kuja wins over Nidoran F, unless Nidoran F is a trophy in SSBB.
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