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Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 343

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Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 7:21:12 AM | message detail
Smurf being slow on the uptake? NO WAI
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UltimaterializerX | Posted 8/6/2006 7:25:31 AM | message detail
But Slow, we're nothing "slow witted board 8'ers" by comparison.

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Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 7:28:15 AM | message detail
At least we get a clue when we get modded, though. Remember that time he got modded TWICE for making a stats topic? Not only did he NOT get it, he threatened to sue CJayC on MBH. "Bt I'm not a troll! RLY!"

If that's not slow-witted, I don't know what is. Heck, I could smash a hammer on the guy's foot and he wouldn't feel a damn thing for two weeks.

<3 hypocrisy.
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voltch | Posted 8/6/2006 7:59:22 AM | message detail
how many gurus will we have at the beginning of the next contest?
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steve illumina | Posted 8/6/2006 10:48:47 AM | message detail
I personally don't want to see serious characters omitted just so some slow witted board 8'ers can have a 5 minute lol at a joke character who stopped being entertaining 8 months ago.

You said it brother! I knew Ceej would not allow his sacred contest to be mocked by the presence of trash like Jay Solano...
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Steiner Shocker | Posted 8/6/2006 10:55:00 AM | message detail
You said it brother! I knew Ceej would not allow his sacred contest to be mocked by the presence of trash like Jay Solano...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=1733

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longbladeofhiko | Posted 8/6/2006 10:58:33 AM | message detail
Question: Why is making a stats topic if you don't regularly do it so controversial? >_>
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steve illumina | Posted 8/6/2006 11:00:15 AM | message detail
Question: Why is making a stats topic if you don't regularly do it so controversial? >_>

Answer: Only the elitists of the elite get the honor :) Peeps like me, and Ulti, and Slow, and others who have made them with honor and pride and stuff! :)
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steve illumina | Posted 8/6/2006 11:01:54 AM | message detail
At least we get a clue when we get modded, though. Remember that time he got modded TWICE for making a stats topic? Not only did he NOT get it, he threatened to sue CJayC on MBH. "Bt I'm not a troll! RLY!"

He did that??? Hahhaha! Yah this whole thing about suing Ceej and crying out to the world "I am not a troll!" will be mocked in a future analysis piece this contest!
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ChichiriMuyo | Posted 8/6/2006 11:21:05 AM | message detail
Guys, on this Jay Solano thing... why else do you think Ceej changed the format of the contest the way he did? It eliminates our joke trash. He's entirely aware of our nominating power AND out stupid little trends. Hell, the only reason to make it 7+7 instead of 5+5 is probably because he's aware of Leonhart's nomination rally topics (though Slow kicked off this year's) and didn't want us to lose ALL of our nominations to it. He sees us, and he's saying we need to knock this **** off. Apparently he takes his contests seriously.
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ChichiriMuyo | Posted 8/6/2006 11:21:28 AM | message detail
Oh, and besides, PW is already out joke character for the year.
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LeonhartForever | Posted 8/6/2006 11:33:01 AM | message detail
as worthless as he is

Bingo. That's the only reason you need. He's not worth the time when worthy characters like Knuckles are on the fringe. I don't need someone like Solano stealing his spot. I don't give a crap if he "meets all of the requirements" or not. We don't need him. Do it when we have a wide open 64 entrant field, not when there's limited space.
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ChichiriMuyo | Posted 8/6/2006 11:36:59 AM | message detail
Leon, I'm sur ethe reason we have limited space is because of our rallying insipid characters. Besides, why do we need Solano when there are so many opotunities to do nearly the same with some of the females we have. I wouldn't be shocked if Ms. Pac-Man made it AND failed to score last place.
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Smurfs_DaBomb | Posted 8/6/2006 11:37:39 AM | message detail
Apparently he takes his contests seriously.

If you want joke contests, check out the many on the board. This is a one of a kind character battle, largest of its scale in the world. If this can't be taken somewhat seriously no character poll can. I'd like to think that it can.
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LeonhartForever | Posted 8/6/2006 11:38:38 AM | message detail
I wouldn't be shocked if Ms. Pac-Man made it AND failed to score last place.

Well...it's happened before. I think, as long as Ms. Pac-Man doesn't run into somebody who can overperform her into the ground, she'd avoid last place.
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ChichiriMuyo | Posted 8/6/2006 11:40:33 AM | message detail
The best Ms. Pac-Man could have ever done was asecond worst to Mr. Driller and I can't remmeber who was weaker. Point still stands, though, we have a high probability of throwing out a Neo-Tanner anyway.
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ChichiriMuyo | Posted 8/6/2006 11:41:40 AM | message detail
In fact, we may already have on in Toadette, especially if she's round 1 fodder for Samus or Zelda.
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TRE Public Account | Posted 8/6/2006 11:42:50 AM | message detail
I wouldn't have minded if he stated on the nomination form that nominating blatant fodder wouldn't be allowed. He did it before for the Spring 2004 Contest nominations. At least with tetris blocks, "mass carriers" and Midgar Zolom you could argue that they weren't characters. Jay Solano is a legitmate entry.

why else do you think Ceej changed the format of the contest the way he did? It eliminates our joke trash. He's entirely aware of our nominating power AND out stupid little trends.

If he was trying to reduce our power, he would put the nominations on the front page for a longer period of time. Or once again, put a restriction on the nominations that disallows fodder characters.
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LeonhartForever | Posted 8/6/2006 11:45:42 AM | message detail
However, getting Solano into the contest defeats the purpose of the contest anyway. It's a popularity contest. People want him in because he has none.
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Smurf Neon | Posted 8/6/2006 11:47:21 AM | message detail
Jay Solano is a legitmate entry.

Take a photo of yourself standing in between your N-Gage and your copy of Operation Shadow and I'll agree with you. Otherwise, stop complaining, you know Cjay's right.
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ChichiriMuyo | Posted 8/6/2006 11:51:21 AM | message detail
"If he was trying to reduce our power"

I didn't say he wanted to reduce our power, I said he wanted to eliminate our joke characters and by only allowing 32 males he does that. He doesn't need but lie to us and we'd believe it. Why would we expect Jay to get more than an 8 seed? How is he going to get an 8 seed when half are filled with males worthy of a 4 or 5 and the other half with females? Bam, joke-b-gone.
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ChichiriMuyo | Posted 8/6/2006 11:57:49 AM | message detail
Oh, and it's pretty clear the main reason the ToC is likely to return is because of this format. I have a feeling Ceej wouldn't have done it if he didn't have to cut 24 slots for male characters.

Hmm, I wonder if Ceej didn't jus tmention those 4 as auto-ins to increase the number of nominations for popular characters to further squelch the joke noms...
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Read_Only_Thx | Posted 8/6/2006 12:05:52 PM | message detail
Or CJayC could simply, you know, say "No joke characters you ****ing idiots" outright on the nominations page instead of doing this passive-aggressive crap you guys are suggesting.

This is a one of a kind character battle, largest of its scale in the world. If this can't be taken somewhat seriously no character poll can. I'd like to think that it can.

Am I the only one laughing at how ridiculous this concept is? Taking this crap seriously? No one should be taking this seriously. No one should whine as much as people do when their favorites lose.

The fact that this much mass whining does occur plus the fact that people do treat this contest like it's life or death are the main reasons this board is one of the more immature boards on GameFAQs.
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dethfdddddh | Posted 8/6/2006 12:34:40 PM | message detail
*stares at your sig*
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Tatsumaki Senpuu | Posted 8/6/2006 12:40:29 PM | message detail
Jay Solano not getting in is perfectly fine by me. Nothing good at all comes from seeing him in a contest and taking up a spot.

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FastFalcon05 | Posted 8/6/2006 12:41:09 PM | message detail
Answer: Only the elitists of the elite get the honor :) Peeps like me, and Ulti, and Slow, and others who have made them with honor and pride and stuff! :)

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Steiner Shocker | Posted 8/6/2006 12:42:20 PM | message detail
What really annoys me is when people play dumb as to why one of their jokes isn't getting in

"But Jay Solano is a perfectly acceptable entry!"

In theory, yes. But you all know there's a damn good reason he's not getting in.

XIII, especially, seems convinced that CJayC is actually "a masochist who enjoys the hate", which is the only possible reason Midgar Zolom could be excluded, as he is obviously a legitamate character we should all seriously consider and Ceej is screwing us all over by ignoring what the people want.
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longbladeofhiko | Posted 8/6/2006 12:45:49 PM | message detail
Answer: Only the elitists of the elite get the honor :) Peeps like me, and Ulti, and Slow, and others who have made them with honor and pride and stuff! :)

Now thats just silly.
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 8/6/2006 12:46:58 PM | message detail
If CJayC doesn't start this contest until sometime in September, he'll be cutting it awfully close to Wii and Twilight Princess. I love how there's an additional "beat the clock" element to this contest. It may end up making things lot more exciting.
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THEJackSparrow | Posted 8/6/2006 12:47:19 PM | message detail
Exactly. It bugs me that people are getting out of shape because a joke character isn't going to be accepted, even though there's a good reason why they won't be. Honestly, I don't see how you can blame Ceej for wanting to hold somebody like Jay Solano out, whether he's "legitimate" or not. It's not in the best interest of a popularity contest (to his admission and ours) to include a character from a system that less than 2% of the site owns.

Like it or not, and whether or not you want to admit it, Jay Solano is a joke character, nothing more. And I personally don't give a crap if we ever find a character weaker than Tanner.
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RPGuy96 | Posted 8/6/2006 12:51:26 PM | message detail
After this last contest, do you really think it matters if Twilight Princess comes out before the final?
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THEJackSparrow | Posted 8/6/2006 12:52:46 PM | message detail
Well, it could screw up the stats, if nothing else.
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Tatsumaki Senpuu | Posted 8/6/2006 12:54:10 PM | message detail
After this last contest, do you really think it matters if Twilight Princess comes out before the final?

Yes.

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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 8/6/2006 12:54:33 PM | message detail
It could possibly matter. Cloud does have his movie and Kingdom Hearts II for a boost. I don't see how either of those could really help Final Fantasy against Zelda, but they could help Cloud against Link.
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Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 12:56:05 PM | message detail
I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, there WILL be plenty of people searching for help on the game.

But in the scope of whether Link wins or not, no. It may seem crazy, but he might just be an even bigger lock now than he was in 2003. (The time he lost, for the slow.)
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Tatsumaki Senpuu | Posted 8/6/2006 12:57:08 PM | message detail
It may seem crazy, but he might just be an even bigger lock now than he was in 2003. (The time he lost, for the slow.)

That makes things all the better, really.

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Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 12:57:14 PM | message detail
And by the way, Clinkeroth's sole loss can be blamed on another major player getting his biggest release in the last decade (from a present perspective).
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i thought people on gamefaqs had good taste in games i guess i was wrong -EstUmbra
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 8/6/2006 12:58:10 PM | message detail
Bigger lock than 2003? I don't see why. We already know Cloud can consistently hit the upper 40's on Link, and he has reason to boost this year. Plus, how much stock do you really want to put in a contest where Mario's games perform better on Final Fantasy than Mario himself performs on ONE Final Fantasy villain?
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Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 12:59:30 PM | message detail
Good point. Still, I'm having a pretty good impression of what Zelda can do this year after winning a contest it was expected to lose.
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i thought people on gamefaqs had good taste in games i guess i was wrong -EstUmbra
Oooh... Yeah... I need... condom... sixty nine!! -IENJOYHAM
Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 1:08:17 PM | message detail
And by the way, while seeing JS perform would no doubt be entertaining, the idea of getting him into the contest... meh. What if he fails to beat Tanner's record of futility? It'd be all for nothing.

Seriously, you'd almost be better off nominating Mukurogani (the Giant Enemy Crab). At least he got people to buy the prequel to his game >_> j/k (well, not about that last part, Genji's sales spiked big time after E3).
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Oooh... Yeah... I need... condom... sixty nine!! -IENJOYHAM
PartOfYourWorld | Posted 8/6/2006 1:12:17 PM | message detail
As hilarious as it sounds, Jay has too many things going for him. A funny picture and a last name should be all he needs to stay above Tanner, the most painfully generic character in contest history.
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Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 1:14:18 PM | message detail
Yeah. The only known picture of the guy is a close up of a chin-tastic dude. He looks way too caricatural not to draw some votes, unlike Tanner.
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 8/6/2006 1:21:58 PM | message detail
Also, I get the feeling that if Jay were to make the field, he'd bring the CATS syndrome with him, whereby he inevitably draws board votes at the start of the poll. People have been working for a year to get this guy in the contest. If he makes it in, does anyone really expect the board to do what it's supposed to do?

"Ok, guys, it took a year of work, but he's actually in the contest!!! Now... NOBODY VOTE FOR HIM. NOBODY VOTE FOR JAY SOLANO."

That'll never happen. He'd get some CATS votes. They may not be nearly as many as CATS would get himself, but when you're trying to "break" 3.52%, every vote matters.
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longbladeofhiko | Posted 8/6/2006 1:24:36 PM | message detail
I know for certain theres a couple 1 seed characters I'd vote Solano over >_>
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Kaxon | Posted 8/6/2006 1:24:49 PM | message detail
People do like Rinoa. You just couldn't tell it from looking around Board 8.

Not that it means anything, but I like Rinoa. I dislike Squall. Does there exist anyone who actually likes both of them?
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LeonhartForever | Posted 8/6/2006 1:25:34 PM | message detail
Not that it means anything, but I like Rinoa. I dislike Squall. Does there exist anyone who actually likes both of them?

*raises hand*
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Slowflake | Posted 8/6/2006 1:25:40 PM | message detail
Hey, for the sake of the joke I'd be ready to vote Snake or Sephiroth over JS.

Only for the sake of the joke though.
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longbladeofhiko | Posted 8/6/2006 1:25:43 PM | message detail
*Raises hand* I like em both...<_<
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PartOfYourWorld | Posted 8/6/2006 1:28:03 PM | message detail
It would be very hard for me to resist that chin.
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Kaxon | Posted 8/6/2006 1:29:45 PM | message detail
You know, why doesn't CJay just have one joke character a year, and let it be the one that got the most nominations? CATS is tradition, granted, but he honestly should have been retired after his match with Ansem...

Are you kidding? CATS/Ansem was when CATS fever reached it's peak. It was the first time we got reason to hope that CATS might someday win a match. Taking him out after that would have been cruel. What Ceej should have done is give him a winnable match in the summer contest... then maybe think about retiring him after he got his win.
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