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Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 207
From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:23:04 PM | Message Detail
The X-Sts have been given a swift kick in the rear so far because of an
apparent change in demographics (seriously, I got nothing to explain
Nintendo and New Square leaving everything else in the dust), a weak
Magus we could've seen coming but didn't, seeing how we were blinded by
his showing against Link and Ganondorf's non-apparent-but-still-real-
boost (which is all an unfortunate coincidence, really) and the man in
green (no comment, never have the X-Sts been this off on a non-SFF
match, EVER).
I'll say it again, because it's worth repeating, the X-Sts are like a puzzle that has to be assembled. The Angel Kefka and Sam Fisher pieces didn't go together, and we paid dearly for it.
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"You can't have gone over a kilometer up. 1500 meters, tops." -Samus Aran
"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
I'll say it again, because it's worth repeating, the X-Sts are like a puzzle that has to be assembled. The Angel Kefka and Sam Fisher pieces didn't go together, and we paid dearly for it.
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"You can't have gone over a kilometer up. 1500 meters, tops." -Samus Aran
"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
From: transience
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:28:00 PM | Message Detail
man, this match sucks. looks like a tripling ain't happening here. I
can't even come up with anything interesting to say about this match.
someone come up with a crazy theory or something so I have something to read.
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http://picturesofwalls.com
someone come up with a crazy theory or something so I have something to read.
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http://picturesofwalls.com
From: MegatokyoEd
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:28:59 PM | Message Detail
The only thing I can say about this match is that I'm glad Laharl didin't just roll over and die later on.
From: Dranze
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:29:08 PM | Message Detail
Uhhh, find a way to use Yoshi to explain Luigi's performance against KOS-MOS.
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"I dont know what I am talking about? I know more about gaming than 90 percent of the users on the internet." -xmagxus
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"I dont know what I am talking about? I know more about gaming than 90 percent of the users on the internet." -xmagxus
From: charmander6000
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:29:20 PM | Message Detail
Match 32: (2) Revolver Ocelot vs. (7) Pac-Man
Past Performances
Revolver Ocelot
Summer 2002
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Summer 2003
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Summer 2004
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Spring 2005
Beat Nemesis, 54.66% - 45.34%
Beat Dr. Albert Wily, 54.51% - 45.49%
Lost to Bowser, 34.01% - 65.99%
Ranked: 5th
Pac-Man
Summer 2002
Beat Goemon, 72.21% - 27.79%
Beat Kyo Kusanagia, 62.84% - 37.16%
Lost to Scorpion, 42.26% - 57.74%
Ranked: 29th
Summer 2003
Lost to Kefka Palazzo, 49.05% - 50.95%
Ranked: 54th
Summer 2004
Lost to Luigi Mario, 32.27% - 67.73%
Ranked: 58th
Spring 2005
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Analysis
Final match of the round and it can be anywhere from a boring blowout to an upset. Ocelot is the third and final character to make it to a summer contest. I will like to say that Pac-Man is one of my favorite characters and that I have overestimated him in all three of his contests (had him over Scorpion and Kefka and thought he would easily break 40% against Luigi), but hopefully I won’t overestimate him.
Like I said Ocelot’s only contest was the Villains contest we had last spring. He did very well for himself beating both Nemesis and Dr. Wily and getting 35% against Bowser. I know it’s hard to relate this contest with the regular summer contests, but Ocelot did do better than Kefka and Kefka beat Pac-Man so that alone may be the reason why Ocelot should win this match.
Now for Pac-Man, he’s a very weird character. Everyone that’s ever played video games knows him, but when it comes to voting people will abandon him and vote for the other character that they know since Pac-Man isn’t really high on people’s favorite characters list. So let’s put it this way Pac-Man does better against cult like or unknown characters to the average person and does worse against characters that are mainstream (like Mario, Master Chief and Sonic). That would explain why Pac-Man did so bad against Luigi while Kefka put up some good numbers against Knuckles. So what does it have to do with Ocelot? Well I wouldn’t say he’s mainstream like Luigi, but he’ll probably show strength closer to what he had in 2k2 and against Kefka.
So there’s a big range here for Pac-Man to get. This could be a 65/35 match to a 55/45 match (but that is if the x-st for the villains contest has any kind of meaning). I don’t see Ocelot getting 65/35 on Pac-Man since I don’t think he’s mainstream as Luigi (who also put some weird numbers against KOS-MOS). I also wouldn’t be surprised if Pac-Man won the match, but after thinking about that I don’t think that would be a great idea since Yoshi will beat Pac-Man Luigi style, but I’m hoping Pac-Man does well.
charmander6000’s Bracket: Revolver Ocelot over Pac-Man
charmander6000’s Prediction: Ocelot wins, 53.55% - 46.45%
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I've been Pwned by KoaC. He really is the king of all cosmos.
Past Performances
Revolver Ocelot
Summer 2002
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Summer 2003
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Summer 2004
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Spring 2005
Beat Nemesis, 54.66% - 45.34%
Beat Dr. Albert Wily, 54.51% - 45.49%
Lost to Bowser, 34.01% - 65.99%
Ranked: 5th
Pac-Man
Summer 2002
Beat Goemon, 72.21% - 27.79%
Beat Kyo Kusanagia, 62.84% - 37.16%
Lost to Scorpion, 42.26% - 57.74%
Ranked: 29th
Summer 2003
Lost to Kefka Palazzo, 49.05% - 50.95%
Ranked: 54th
Summer 2004
Lost to Luigi Mario, 32.27% - 67.73%
Ranked: 58th
Spring 2005
Did not attend
Ranked: N/A
Analysis
Final match of the round and it can be anywhere from a boring blowout to an upset. Ocelot is the third and final character to make it to a summer contest. I will like to say that Pac-Man is one of my favorite characters and that I have overestimated him in all three of his contests (had him over Scorpion and Kefka and thought he would easily break 40% against Luigi), but hopefully I won’t overestimate him.
Like I said Ocelot’s only contest was the Villains contest we had last spring. He did very well for himself beating both Nemesis and Dr. Wily and getting 35% against Bowser. I know it’s hard to relate this contest with the regular summer contests, but Ocelot did do better than Kefka and Kefka beat Pac-Man so that alone may be the reason why Ocelot should win this match.
Now for Pac-Man, he’s a very weird character. Everyone that’s ever played video games knows him, but when it comes to voting people will abandon him and vote for the other character that they know since Pac-Man isn’t really high on people’s favorite characters list. So let’s put it this way Pac-Man does better against cult like or unknown characters to the average person and does worse against characters that are mainstream (like Mario, Master Chief and Sonic). That would explain why Pac-Man did so bad against Luigi while Kefka put up some good numbers against Knuckles. So what does it have to do with Ocelot? Well I wouldn’t say he’s mainstream like Luigi, but he’ll probably show strength closer to what he had in 2k2 and against Kefka.
So there’s a big range here for Pac-Man to get. This could be a 65/35 match to a 55/45 match (but that is if the x-st for the villains contest has any kind of meaning). I don’t see Ocelot getting 65/35 on Pac-Man since I don’t think he’s mainstream as Luigi (who also put some weird numbers against KOS-MOS). I also wouldn’t be surprised if Pac-Man won the match, but after thinking about that I don’t think that would be a great idea since Yoshi will beat Pac-Man Luigi style, but I’m hoping Pac-Man does well.
charmander6000’s Bracket: Revolver Ocelot over Pac-Man
charmander6000’s Prediction: Ocelot wins, 53.55% - 46.45%
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I've been Pwned by KoaC. He really is the king of all cosmos.
From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:30:40 PM | Message Detail
20XX Division Round 1 - Match 31 – (2)Revolver Ocelot vs. (7)Pac-Man
Ocelot
Game/Series Known From: Metal Gear Solid
Extrapolated Rank in 2002: N/A
Extrapolated Rank in 2003: N/A
Extrapolated Rank in 2004: N/A
Seed in 2002: N/A
Seed in 2003: N/A
Seed in 2004: N/A
Back from the Spring Contest, Ocelot is ready to…do…more stuff!
Pac-Man
Game/Series Known From: Pac-Man
Extrapolated Rank in 2002: 29th (20.30%)
Extrapolated Rank in 2003: 54th (15.78%)
Extrapolated Rank in 2004: 58th (10.73%) Adjusted Value: 51st (14.82%)
Seed in 2002: 1
Seed in 2003: 5
Seed in 2004: 13
Lost in 2002 to Scorpion in the Sweet 16
Lost in 2003 to Kefka in Round 1
Lost in 2004 to Luigi in Round 1
Pac-Man is back, but this time there’s more ghosts…and no big dots.
*We now interrupt your regularly scheduled analysis for something more…special.*
Samus vs. Lara III – The Hand Strikes Back Edition
*The scene starts off in a small, gray room, with one lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. In a corner, there is a bed, and on the other side of the room, is a TV on top of an empty box. Inside the room, there are some Contest characters.*
Tails: *sigh*
*All of a sudden, the door bursts open, and Shadow charges in, his guns raised in the air*
Shadow: WHERE THE HELL AM I?
Tails: Shadow!
Shadow: SHUT THE **** UP! WHY AM I NOT OUT THERE PERFORMING WITH THE REST OF THOSE CHARACTERS?
*Liquid Snake rose from the opposite side of the room*
Liquid: Because, this is a room for snubbed characters.
*Shadow drops his guns*
Shadow: No…No, this can’t be. I refuse to believe it. I am the Ultimate Lifeform!
Liquid: Well, it’s a reality. We have to stay in this room and there is nothing we can do about it.
Tails: Hey guys, at least they gave us a TV! We can watch the Contest on it!
*Shadow observes the room*
Shadow: What’s that over there?
Liquid: You mean Bomberman’s corpse, I can explain. I was hungry, and he was looking so tas-
Shadow: No, I mean that girl over there.
Tails: You mean Aeris?
Shadow: Yeah.
Liquid: She’s been in here for a while now. She doesn’t say or do much anymore. Just sits there with that flower in her hand.
Shadow: How flattering…
Liquid: Yeah, we’re only keeping her alive because we’re thinking she’s on the verge of breaking soon, and when she does, she might finally want to have sex with me.
Tails and Shadow: o_O;; Oookay.
Liquid: Erm…let’s turn on that TV now.
*The 3 gather around the TV and watch the Summer Contest 2005 on it.*
Icon: Hello folks, and welcome to the Summer Contest 2005 Contest. I’m Icon, the announcer for this event. For the folks wondering, no, I’m not wearing any pants. Today’s match is Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid, versus Pac-Man, from Pac-Man. Earlier on, we interviewed them on their thoughts on the match, let’s see what they had to say.
Ocelot: *opens his mouth, as to speak, but then closes it and handgestures* Love me, *****es.
Pac-Man: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA! *eats camera*
Icon: As they say on the Internets, “Them’s fighting words.” Now let’s go up to the Analysis Booth, where Moltar and Ulti wait to tell you why they’re right, you’re wrong, and that they sleep with your mothers. Now excuse me, but EC is charging at me at a dangerously fast speed and *BAM*
Ocelot
Game/Series Known From: Metal Gear Solid
Extrapolated Rank in 2002: N/A
Extrapolated Rank in 2003: N/A
Extrapolated Rank in 2004: N/A
Seed in 2002: N/A
Seed in 2003: N/A
Seed in 2004: N/A
Back from the Spring Contest, Ocelot is ready to…do…more stuff!
Pac-Man
Game/Series Known From: Pac-Man
Extrapolated Rank in 2002: 29th (20.30%)
Extrapolated Rank in 2003: 54th (15.78%)
Extrapolated Rank in 2004: 58th (10.73%) Adjusted Value: 51st (14.82%)
Seed in 2002: 1
Seed in 2003: 5
Seed in 2004: 13
Lost in 2002 to Scorpion in the Sweet 16
Lost in 2003 to Kefka in Round 1
Lost in 2004 to Luigi in Round 1
Pac-Man is back, but this time there’s more ghosts…and no big dots.
*We now interrupt your regularly scheduled analysis for something more…special.*
Samus vs. Lara III – The Hand Strikes Back Edition
*The scene starts off in a small, gray room, with one lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. In a corner, there is a bed, and on the other side of the room, is a TV on top of an empty box. Inside the room, there are some Contest characters.*
Tails: *sigh*
*All of a sudden, the door bursts open, and Shadow charges in, his guns raised in the air*
Shadow: WHERE THE HELL AM I?
Tails: Shadow!
Shadow: SHUT THE **** UP! WHY AM I NOT OUT THERE PERFORMING WITH THE REST OF THOSE CHARACTERS?
*Liquid Snake rose from the opposite side of the room*
Liquid: Because, this is a room for snubbed characters.
*Shadow drops his guns*
Shadow: No…No, this can’t be. I refuse to believe it. I am the Ultimate Lifeform!
Liquid: Well, it’s a reality. We have to stay in this room and there is nothing we can do about it.
Tails: Hey guys, at least they gave us a TV! We can watch the Contest on it!
*Shadow observes the room*
Shadow: What’s that over there?
Liquid: You mean Bomberman’s corpse, I can explain. I was hungry, and he was looking so tas-
Shadow: No, I mean that girl over there.
Tails: You mean Aeris?
Shadow: Yeah.
Liquid: She’s been in here for a while now. She doesn’t say or do much anymore. Just sits there with that flower in her hand.
Shadow: How flattering…
Liquid: Yeah, we’re only keeping her alive because we’re thinking she’s on the verge of breaking soon, and when she does, she might finally want to have sex with me.
Tails and Shadow: o_O;; Oookay.
Liquid: Erm…let’s turn on that TV now.
*The 3 gather around the TV and watch the Summer Contest 2005 on it.*
Icon: Hello folks, and welcome to the Summer Contest 2005 Contest. I’m Icon, the announcer for this event. For the folks wondering, no, I’m not wearing any pants. Today’s match is Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid, versus Pac-Man, from Pac-Man. Earlier on, we interviewed them on their thoughts on the match, let’s see what they had to say.
Ocelot: *opens his mouth, as to speak, but then closes it and handgestures* Love me, *****es.
Pac-Man: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA! *eats camera*
Icon: As they say on the Internets, “Them’s fighting words.” Now let’s go up to the Analysis Booth, where Moltar and Ulti wait to tell you why they’re right, you’re wrong, and that they sleep with your mothers. Now excuse me, but EC is charging at me at a dangerously fast speed and *BAM*
From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:30:49 PM | Message Detail
Moltar: Thank you, Icon. Hello gamers, I’m Moltar here with Ulti.
Ulti: *waves*
Moltar: Today’s match is Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man. Ulti, a penny for your thoughts?
Ulti: More like a dollar for them. I mean, I DID win the 2004 Spring Contest. But anyway, I believe that Pac-Man has become nothing but a damned weakling in these Contests. Back in 2002, while Ms. Pac-Man was getting raped by Mega Man…
*scene cuts to a shed at night, and voices are heard from inside, along with a squeaking sound*
Ms. Pac-Man: WAKKA!
Mega Man: SHUT UP! *blasts*
*momentary silence* *the squeaking continues*
Ulti: Pac-Man was making it to the Sweet 16. Then in 2003, something happened. Pac-Man…lost to Kefka, and thus he lost all Contest respect anyone ever had for him. Then he rolled over to Luigi in 2004. Now he’s back, and I see him rolling over to Ocelot as well.
Moltar: I agree. Pac-Man is definitely not the competitor he used to be. He went from hunting the fodder, to becoming the hunted. He’s nothing but fodder in both mine, and Ocelot’s eyes.
Ulti: See, I’m always right. Now let’s go back down to the field, where the match is scheduled to take place….now.
Soul: Ok guys, I’m the referee here. I want this to be a nice, clean match. Ocelot, no killing half the crowd this time.
Ocelot: Whatever do you mean, ref?
Soul: You remember what happened last time…
*cut to flashback of Ocelot hand-gesturing half the crowd to death*
Ocelot: Oh...yeah.
Pac-Man: Wakka!
Soul: Let’s get this start-ALAYEELAYAEEYAEEEYEAYYE!
*Hassan enters*
Soul: HASSAN! *tackles*
*the bell rings and Ocelot draws his pistols and fires at Pac-Man*
Ocelot: Die you…yellow munching thing!
*Pac-Man eats the bullets*
Ocelot:….Oh snap. *handgestures*
*Pac-Man is unaffected*
Ocelot: *runs*
Crowd: Boo!
*Back in the backroom, the Snubs watch the match on TV*
Shadow: This is stupid, come on guys, we’re going to make an impact.
Liquid: I’m with you. Let’s get some payback.
Tails: Uh…I guess I can help!
Shadow: Excellent. Aeris, are you coming too?
*Aeris says nothing*
Shadow: Ooook, everyone grab onto me.
*Shadow pulls out a chaos emerald*
Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!
*The 4 of them are instantly warped to the field*
Liquid: Time to get our revenge! *fires at the crowd*
Shadow: Chaos Spear! *aims at the crowd and some of the other competitors* HAHAHAHA!
Ocelot: Time for me to put an end to this…*pulls out Master Hand and puts him on his hand* *grows 50 feet tall*
Outback: Now he has become…Ocelot Reborn!
Ocelot: That’s clever. Did you come up with it all by yourself?
Outback: Yes…yes I did.
*from inside the locker room in the back*
Magus: Hey guys, it looks like there’s trouble outside!
Crono: …
Magus: Well Crono, it seems that Ocelot has grown into a giant and the snubbed characters are destroying everything.
Frog: Art there any hot lasses out yonder so ye can touch thou?
Crono: …
Magus: He’s right, that is gross. Anyway, let’s get out there!
*Back outside on the field*
Dante: THIS PARTY’S GETTIN’ CRAZY! *is hand-gestured and dies*
KOS-MOS: *pulls out all her weapons* Extermina-*battery dies*
Sora: My keyblade will unlock the good in your hearts!
Ganondorf: *takes said keyblade and shoves it up Sora’s ass*
Maplejet: This Contest has lost all credibility!
Moltar: All hell has broken lose…again. Ulti, what do you suppose we do?
Ulti: Well, I did predict this was going to happen, so I made some space pods! Unfortunately, only the first 500 posters can get one.
Poster 501: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ulti: Sorry Vader, let’s go everyone!
Ulti: *waves*
Moltar: Today’s match is Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man. Ulti, a penny for your thoughts?
Ulti: More like a dollar for them. I mean, I DID win the 2004 Spring Contest. But anyway, I believe that Pac-Man has become nothing but a damned weakling in these Contests. Back in 2002, while Ms. Pac-Man was getting raped by Mega Man…
*scene cuts to a shed at night, and voices are heard from inside, along with a squeaking sound*
Ms. Pac-Man: WAKKA!
Mega Man: SHUT UP! *blasts*
*momentary silence* *the squeaking continues*
Ulti: Pac-Man was making it to the Sweet 16. Then in 2003, something happened. Pac-Man…lost to Kefka, and thus he lost all Contest respect anyone ever had for him. Then he rolled over to Luigi in 2004. Now he’s back, and I see him rolling over to Ocelot as well.
Moltar: I agree. Pac-Man is definitely not the competitor he used to be. He went from hunting the fodder, to becoming the hunted. He’s nothing but fodder in both mine, and Ocelot’s eyes.
Ulti: See, I’m always right. Now let’s go back down to the field, where the match is scheduled to take place….now.
Soul: Ok guys, I’m the referee here. I want this to be a nice, clean match. Ocelot, no killing half the crowd this time.
Ocelot: Whatever do you mean, ref?
Soul: You remember what happened last time…
*cut to flashback of Ocelot hand-gesturing half the crowd to death*
Ocelot: Oh...yeah.
Pac-Man: Wakka!
Soul: Let’s get this start-ALAYEELAYAEEYAEEEYEAYYE!
*Hassan enters*
Soul: HASSAN! *tackles*
*the bell rings and Ocelot draws his pistols and fires at Pac-Man*
Ocelot: Die you…yellow munching thing!
*Pac-Man eats the bullets*
Ocelot:….Oh snap. *handgestures*
*Pac-Man is unaffected*
Ocelot: *runs*
Crowd: Boo!
*Back in the backroom, the Snubs watch the match on TV*
Shadow: This is stupid, come on guys, we’re going to make an impact.
Liquid: I’m with you. Let’s get some payback.
Tails: Uh…I guess I can help!
Shadow: Excellent. Aeris, are you coming too?
*Aeris says nothing*
Shadow: Ooook, everyone grab onto me.
*Shadow pulls out a chaos emerald*
Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!
*The 4 of them are instantly warped to the field*
Liquid: Time to get our revenge! *fires at the crowd*
Shadow: Chaos Spear! *aims at the crowd and some of the other competitors* HAHAHAHA!
Ocelot: Time for me to put an end to this…*pulls out Master Hand and puts him on his hand* *grows 50 feet tall*
Outback: Now he has become…Ocelot Reborn!
Ocelot: That’s clever. Did you come up with it all by yourself?
Outback: Yes…yes I did.
*from inside the locker room in the back*
Magus: Hey guys, it looks like there’s trouble outside!
Crono: …
Magus: Well Crono, it seems that Ocelot has grown into a giant and the snubbed characters are destroying everything.
Frog: Art there any hot lasses out yonder so ye can touch thou?
Crono: …
Magus: He’s right, that is gross. Anyway, let’s get out there!
*Back outside on the field*
Dante: THIS PARTY’S GETTIN’ CRAZY! *is hand-gestured and dies*
KOS-MOS: *pulls out all her weapons* Extermina-*battery dies*
Sora: My keyblade will unlock the good in your hearts!
Ganondorf: *takes said keyblade and shoves it up Sora’s ass*
Maplejet: This Contest has lost all credibility!
Moltar: All hell has broken lose…again. Ulti, what do you suppose we do?
Ulti: Well, I did predict this was going to happen, so I made some space pods! Unfortunately, only the first 500 posters can get one.
Poster 501: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ulti: Sorry Vader, let’s go everyone!
From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:31:43 PM | Message Detail
*The 500 people in the pods escape, meanwhile, back on the field*
Tidus: Squall, there’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you for a while.
Squall: What is it, Tidus?
Tidus: I…love you.
Squall:………..Dude, that’s totally ga-
Tidus: I was just playin’ dawg.
*Crono, Magus and Frog emerge, along with Sonic, Mega Man, Mario and Solid Snake*
Magus: Alright, we’ve gathered the strongest characters in the Contest.
Crono: …?
Frog: Thou art correct. Where art Samus?
*Samus is seen backstage with STA*
STA: Ok, CYOA. Do you choose to go inside Door 1, 2 or 3.
Samus: How about…Door 3.
STA: *sheds his skin, revealing he is a Manticore*
STA: You are surprised and raped by a STA! The STA slowly devours your insides with his tentacles!
Crono: …
Magus: He’s right, we have no time to wait for her. Attack!
*The fight wages on for minutes, but in a effort to slightly shorten your reading time, let’s just cut to the conclusion*
Ocelot: Haha! You think you can take down me and the Snubs? We are going to rule the world!
Crono: …
Magus: He’s right, we only have one opt-
*A loud howl is heard from above, everyone is silenced by it*
Inviso: Not so fast, Magus. I have come to free the Innocent One! Me, along with my army of furries will take what is rightfully ours, and we will go through anyone who gets in out way. Furries, attack!
Spoon: Not so fast, Inviso. I have come to take you and your furries down with my army of cat-girls! Come, my beauties, attack!
Yugi: NOT SO FAST, KAIBA! YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP, A COSTLY MISTAKE!
Outback: Will someone turn that TV down? Geez, Yu-Gi-Oh sucks…
Magus: Oh great, now we have to stop the armies of furries and cat-girls as well.
Peter Griffin: Dude, do those animals have boobs? Aww, sick.
*A wild CjayC appears*
CJayC: So…it has come to this. The only way to end the chaos is…to summon the Champions.
Random n00b: BUT CEEJ, IF J00 PUT THE CHAMPZ EN TAT MAKES THE CONTEST PREDICTIBULZ!!11!!11!1shift!!2!
CJayC: *takes a flashlight and shines it in the sky* *the light is shaped like a trophy*
*In some other part of the world, Link Cloud and Seph are all chilling in their Champ Cave.*
Link: *looks out the window* Hey guys, the Champ signal!
Cloud: Quick! To the Champmobile!
*they begin to run to the car*
Seph: Hold on…Sorry San Antonio Spurs, we can handle this one.
Spurs: Awww…*pouts*
Seph: NOW we go to the Champmobile.
*cue Batman transition scene*
*Back at the stadium, Ocelot and the Snubs are still owning everything. The characters couldn’t stop them, Arwings and other vehicles of destruction couldn’t stop them, not even Red XII and his band of bad trolls could stop them*
Red: Stop! Or I’ll haxxorz the poll and kill you!
*All hope seemed lost, until…*
Link: Have no fear, the champs are here!
*Link takes out the army of furries in one hit, while Cloud takes out the cat-girls.*
Inviso and Spoon: Aww…*cries*
Seph: Alright Ocelot, I’m going to take you down! *Seph draws his masamune*
Ocelot: Back off! *Ocelot knocks the masamune out of Seph’s hands, where it flies over to Aeris and strikes her. The sword cuts through her flesh, killing her instantly.*
Crowd: O_O!
Aga: Aeris Dies!
Moltar: Oh my God, they killed Aeris!
The JP: YOU BASTARDS! *commits seppuku*
Crowd: …..*cheers*
Link: If we’re going to beat these guys, we’re going to have to combine into our ultimate form.
Cloud: You mean…
Seph: Yep…
*Link, Cloud and Seph all raise their swords into the air*
All: Champion powers, activate! Form of…CLINKEROTH!
Tidus: Squall, there’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you for a while.
Squall: What is it, Tidus?
Tidus: I…love you.
Squall:………..Dude, that’s totally ga-
Tidus: I was just playin’ dawg.
*Crono, Magus and Frog emerge, along with Sonic, Mega Man, Mario and Solid Snake*
Magus: Alright, we’ve gathered the strongest characters in the Contest.
Crono: …?
Frog: Thou art correct. Where art Samus?
*Samus is seen backstage with STA*
STA: Ok, CYOA. Do you choose to go inside Door 1, 2 or 3.
Samus: How about…Door 3.
STA: *sheds his skin, revealing he is a Manticore*
STA: You are surprised and raped by a STA! The STA slowly devours your insides with his tentacles!
Crono: …
Magus: He’s right, we have no time to wait for her. Attack!
*The fight wages on for minutes, but in a effort to slightly shorten your reading time, let’s just cut to the conclusion*
Ocelot: Haha! You think you can take down me and the Snubs? We are going to rule the world!
Crono: …
Magus: He’s right, we only have one opt-
*A loud howl is heard from above, everyone is silenced by it*
Inviso: Not so fast, Magus. I have come to free the Innocent One! Me, along with my army of furries will take what is rightfully ours, and we will go through anyone who gets in out way. Furries, attack!
Spoon: Not so fast, Inviso. I have come to take you and your furries down with my army of cat-girls! Come, my beauties, attack!
Yugi: NOT SO FAST, KAIBA! YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP, A COSTLY MISTAKE!
Outback: Will someone turn that TV down? Geez, Yu-Gi-Oh sucks…
Magus: Oh great, now we have to stop the armies of furries and cat-girls as well.
Peter Griffin: Dude, do those animals have boobs? Aww, sick.
*A wild CjayC appears*
CJayC: So…it has come to this. The only way to end the chaos is…to summon the Champions.
Random n00b: BUT CEEJ, IF J00 PUT THE CHAMPZ EN TAT MAKES THE CONTEST PREDICTIBULZ!!11!!11!1shift!!2!
CJayC: *takes a flashlight and shines it in the sky* *the light is shaped like a trophy*
*In some other part of the world, Link Cloud and Seph are all chilling in their Champ Cave.*
Link: *looks out the window* Hey guys, the Champ signal!
Cloud: Quick! To the Champmobile!
*they begin to run to the car*
Seph: Hold on…Sorry San Antonio Spurs, we can handle this one.
Spurs: Awww…*pouts*
Seph: NOW we go to the Champmobile.
*cue Batman transition scene*
*Back at the stadium, Ocelot and the Snubs are still owning everything. The characters couldn’t stop them, Arwings and other vehicles of destruction couldn’t stop them, not even Red XII and his band of bad trolls could stop them*
Red: Stop! Or I’ll haxxorz the poll and kill you!
*All hope seemed lost, until…*
Link: Have no fear, the champs are here!
*Link takes out the army of furries in one hit, while Cloud takes out the cat-girls.*
Inviso and Spoon: Aww…*cries*
Seph: Alright Ocelot, I’m going to take you down! *Seph draws his masamune*
Ocelot: Back off! *Ocelot knocks the masamune out of Seph’s hands, where it flies over to Aeris and strikes her. The sword cuts through her flesh, killing her instantly.*
Crowd: O_O!
Aga: Aeris Dies!
Moltar: Oh my God, they killed Aeris!
The JP: YOU BASTARDS! *commits seppuku*
Crowd: …..*cheers*
Link: If we’re going to beat these guys, we’re going to have to combine into our ultimate form.
Cloud: You mean…
Seph: Yep…
*Link, Cloud and Seph all raise their swords into the air*
All: Champion powers, activate! Form of…CLINKEROTH!
From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:31:55 PM | Message Detail
Fanboys: TEH PWN!
Fangirls: TEH HOTT!
EC: TEH *orgasms*
Clinkeroth: Prepare to die! *Clinkeroth jumps at Ocelot Reborn, and cuts off his hand*
Ocelot: NO! Without the glove I am…*shrinks* nothing.
Pac-Man: Wakka!
Clinkeroth: Your welcome, Pac-Man. Now we must depart. But before we go… *Clinkeroth raises his sword and everything is restored, well, at least the arena is. Most of the crowd and competitors are still dead.*
Soul: Back with the match! *Makes love to Christian*
*Pac-Man charges at the weakened Ocelot, but faints before he can reach him*
God: Hello Pac-Man.
Pac-Man: Wakka?
God: You died because of bullet posioning.
Pac-Man: :(
SSBM Announcer: THIS GAMES WINNER IS, OCELOT!
Ocelot: …I’m done with this bull****.
Moltar: And that concludes the match between Ocelot and Pac-Man. Ocelot has won and moves on to Round 2.
*Ulti’s pod crashes near Moltar, and he jumps out and no-sells his injuries*
Ulti: I predicted that…*faints*
*The scene fades out with random breakdancing, because no one expects random breakdancers.*
Moltar’s Bracket Says: Ocelot will win.
Moltar’s Prediction is:Ocelot: 54% - Pac-Man: 46%
Ulti’s Analysis
(Special note from Ulti: due to me having to take care of a bunch of wedding stuff, my analyses are going to be very lax and short until the end of August, possibly even later. Sorry in advance.)
(Special note from Moltar: Who are the Patriots?)
Another Pac Man match, another huge pic advantage for him. Yet somehow, I don't think he'll do that well anyway. Call it a hunch.
Prediction: Ocelot with 59.36%
Soul’s Analysis
My bracket says Ocelot. My heart says Pac-Man. My heart has been wrong on many occasions. My bracket has been dead since the second match. Tough decision? You betcha.
Ok, Pac-Man has a better picture (surprisingly), so he could get more votes that way. Ocelot is involved in the MGS universe in some way and has participated in the Spring Contest. Let's forget that, since it creates more problems then it does answers. Pac-Man got 49% on Lettuce Kefka. Ocelot got 34% on Bowser. Hmm... still a tough choice.
Bracket voters would tend to go with Ocelot, I believe. He should get a chunk of votes from there... You know what, I'm calling it. Ocelot wins.
My prediction: Ocelot wins with 54.64% of the vote. Round 2 is up next! Awesome.
Outback’s Analysis
Big Boss has shown us that, outside of people with "Snake" in their name, MGS really doesn't have much strength. Ocelot's subpar showing in SpC2k5 really didn't impress either. Ocelot won't struggle with Pac-Man, but he'll keep up the tradition of not impressing. This definitely will not be a doubling.
Ocelot with 58.67%
Fangirls: TEH HOTT!
EC: TEH *orgasms*
Clinkeroth: Prepare to die! *Clinkeroth jumps at Ocelot Reborn, and cuts off his hand*
Ocelot: NO! Without the glove I am…*shrinks* nothing.
Pac-Man: Wakka!
Clinkeroth: Your welcome, Pac-Man. Now we must depart. But before we go… *Clinkeroth raises his sword and everything is restored, well, at least the arena is. Most of the crowd and competitors are still dead.*
Soul: Back with the match! *Makes love to Christian*
*Pac-Man charges at the weakened Ocelot, but faints before he can reach him*
God: Hello Pac-Man.
Pac-Man: Wakka?
God: You died because of bullet posioning.
Pac-Man: :(
SSBM Announcer: THIS GAMES WINNER IS, OCELOT!
Ocelot: …I’m done with this bull****.
Moltar: And that concludes the match between Ocelot and Pac-Man. Ocelot has won and moves on to Round 2.
*Ulti’s pod crashes near Moltar, and he jumps out and no-sells his injuries*
Ulti: I predicted that…*faints*
*The scene fades out with random breakdancing, because no one expects random breakdancers.*
Moltar’s Bracket Says: Ocelot will win.
Moltar’s Prediction is:Ocelot: 54% - Pac-Man: 46%
Ulti’s Analysis
(Special note from Ulti: due to me having to take care of a bunch of wedding stuff, my analyses are going to be very lax and short until the end of August, possibly even later. Sorry in advance.)
(Special note from Moltar: Who are the Patriots?)
Another Pac Man match, another huge pic advantage for him. Yet somehow, I don't think he'll do that well anyway. Call it a hunch.
Prediction: Ocelot with 59.36%
Soul’s Analysis
My bracket says Ocelot. My heart says Pac-Man. My heart has been wrong on many occasions. My bracket has been dead since the second match. Tough decision? You betcha.
Ok, Pac-Man has a better picture (surprisingly), so he could get more votes that way. Ocelot is involved in the MGS universe in some way and has participated in the Spring Contest. Let's forget that, since it creates more problems then it does answers. Pac-Man got 49% on Lettuce Kefka. Ocelot got 34% on Bowser. Hmm... still a tough choice.
Bracket voters would tend to go with Ocelot, I believe. He should get a chunk of votes from there... You know what, I'm calling it. Ocelot wins.
My prediction: Ocelot wins with 54.64% of the vote. Round 2 is up next! Awesome.
Outback’s Analysis
Big Boss has shown us that, outside of people with "Snake" in their name, MGS really doesn't have much strength. Ocelot's subpar showing in SpC2k5 really didn't impress either. Ocelot won't struggle with Pac-Man, but he'll keep up the tradition of not impressing. This definitely will not be a doubling.
Ocelot with 58.67%
From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:32:37 PM | Message Detail
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From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:32:44 PM | Message Detail
Inviso’s Analysis
This it the final match of the first round, between a ball with a mouth, and the hand gesture. That’s right…the hand gesture. Ocelot avoided being doubled by Bowser in the Spring Contest, a feat in and of itself for any MGS character other than Solid Snake. He beat on Nemesis and Dr. Wily, Wily, a character from Megaman, which has proven to be a stronger force here at Gamefaqs than Metal Gear Solid. Pacman on the other hand has been on the decline for the past 3 years. Pacman performed rather badly against two unknowns…Goemon and Kyo Kusanagi, before being beaten by Scorpion. Things got worse in 2003, when he lost to Kefka, and became a way of showing how bad Kefka really does in these contests. And just last year, he received the lower seed in a match and was obliterated by Luigi. Pacman has fallen, and will not get up. I’m surprised he even made this contest, since Lara Croft and Scorpion didn’t return. Ocelot wins to end the first round.
My Bracket: Revolver Ocelot
My Vote: Revolver Ocelot
My Prediction: Revolver Ocelot with 56.27%
Tnote’s Analysis
One hand gestures, one consumes ‘power’ pills to eat ‘ghosts.’ How anyone could possibly take a commy gunslinger over the original drug fiend is ludicrous, but I have no doubts that 52.83% of the clowns that vote will pick Snake’s adversary over the real gaming icon.
Vlado’s Analysis
The last match of the first round... It was a fun first half of the contest, wasn't it? I already feel sad, as the contest will end sooner than you can imagine. Time flies... Anyway, some people, for some reason, think this will be close. Some even have Pac-Man winning... Well, in short, I don't think he stands any chance. The fact that he did make the contest again is impressive by itself, but, by now, it must be clear to everyone that he'll more than likely never be able to win a match again.
After a pretty successful first contest, where he made it to the Sweet 16, Pac-Man has dropped significantly and not even the huge bracket support could help him beat Kefka in the FFVI villain's weakest year in the contest. Last year, Pac-Man completely established himself as fodder, getting doubled by Luigi, one of the weakest Nintendo characters in the contest. He'll more than likely be around his 2003 and 2004 level now, which won't allow him to give Ocelot any trouble.
I was quite happy to see Revolver Ocelot win two matches in the spring contest and make it to the Elite Eight, before inevitably losing to Bowser. It's a solid fact - Metal Gear characters are strong here. I'm quite sure that Ocelot would have even beaten Diablo, had the two met in the spring, despite the stats claiming otherwise. I think that the villain contest will only have helped him and that he will perform even better this time, though I don't think it will be enough for him to beat Yoshi, seeing as Nintendo has been getting a huge support so far this summer.
Predicted percentage: Revolver Ocelot with 69.24%.
This it the final match of the first round, between a ball with a mouth, and the hand gesture. That’s right…the hand gesture. Ocelot avoided being doubled by Bowser in the Spring Contest, a feat in and of itself for any MGS character other than Solid Snake. He beat on Nemesis and Dr. Wily, Wily, a character from Megaman, which has proven to be a stronger force here at Gamefaqs than Metal Gear Solid. Pacman on the other hand has been on the decline for the past 3 years. Pacman performed rather badly against two unknowns…Goemon and Kyo Kusanagi, before being beaten by Scorpion. Things got worse in 2003, when he lost to Kefka, and became a way of showing how bad Kefka really does in these contests. And just last year, he received the lower seed in a match and was obliterated by Luigi. Pacman has fallen, and will not get up. I’m surprised he even made this contest, since Lara Croft and Scorpion didn’t return. Ocelot wins to end the first round.
My Bracket: Revolver Ocelot
My Vote: Revolver Ocelot
My Prediction: Revolver Ocelot with 56.27%
Tnote’s Analysis
One hand gestures, one consumes ‘power’ pills to eat ‘ghosts.’ How anyone could possibly take a commy gunslinger over the original drug fiend is ludicrous, but I have no doubts that 52.83% of the clowns that vote will pick Snake’s adversary over the real gaming icon.
Vlado’s Analysis
The last match of the first round... It was a fun first half of the contest, wasn't it? I already feel sad, as the contest will end sooner than you can imagine. Time flies... Anyway, some people, for some reason, think this will be close. Some even have Pac-Man winning... Well, in short, I don't think he stands any chance. The fact that he did make the contest again is impressive by itself, but, by now, it must be clear to everyone that he'll more than likely never be able to win a match again.
After a pretty successful first contest, where he made it to the Sweet 16, Pac-Man has dropped significantly and not even the huge bracket support could help him beat Kefka in the FFVI villain's weakest year in the contest. Last year, Pac-Man completely established himself as fodder, getting doubled by Luigi, one of the weakest Nintendo characters in the contest. He'll more than likely be around his 2003 and 2004 level now, which won't allow him to give Ocelot any trouble.
I was quite happy to see Revolver Ocelot win two matches in the spring contest and make it to the Elite Eight, before inevitably losing to Bowser. It's a solid fact - Metal Gear characters are strong here. I'm quite sure that Ocelot would have even beaten Diablo, had the two met in the spring, despite the stats claiming otherwise. I think that the villain contest will only have helped him and that he will perform even better this time, though I don't think it will be enough for him to beat Yoshi, seeing as Nintendo has been getting a huge support so far this summer.
Predicted percentage: Revolver Ocelot with 69.24%.
From: transience
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:33:57 PM | Message Detail
...what the hell? Moltar's on drugs.
and so is Vlado.
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and so is Vlado.
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From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:34:05 PM | Message Detail
...****. Sorry Moltar.
From: Dranze | Posted: 8/18/2005 10:29:08 PM | #304
Uhhh, find a way to use Yoshi to explain Luigi's performance against KOS-MOS.
There's just no way. It's like Luigi's become the king of round 1 overkill.
Oh, and someone has to suggest to CJayC to put up a joke pic a few days before the match featuring Luigi's head vs. Tifa's ginormous jigglies. Of course it'd get changed, but the reaction would be priceless.
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From: Dranze | Posted: 8/18/2005 10:29:08 PM | #304
Uhhh, find a way to use Yoshi to explain Luigi's performance against KOS-MOS.
There's just no way. It's like Luigi's become the king of round 1 overkill.
Oh, and someone has to suggest to CJayC to put up a joke pic a few days before the match featuring Luigi's head vs. Tifa's ginormous jigglies. Of course it'd get changed, but the reaction would be priceless.
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From: kungfu chicken
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:35:44 PM | Message Detail
More like a dollar for them. I mean, I DID win the 2004 Spring Contest.
lol
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lol
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From: Draco1214
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:37:32 PM | Message Detail
Predicted percentage: Revolver Ocelot with 69.24%
WTF? That would make Ocelot stronger than Luigi. Granted, after what we've seen so far, I wouldn't be surprised if this occured, but still...
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Summer 2005 Contest - 28/31 points
Current Match Prediction: Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man
WTF? That would make Ocelot stronger than Luigi. Granted, after what we've seen so far, I wouldn't be surprised if this occured, but still...
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Summer 2005 Contest - 28/31 points
Current Match Prediction: Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man
From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:38:54 PM | Message Detail
Well, you guys said you were bored and wanted to read. >.>
It's ok Slow, I figured someone was going to get a post in between all that randomness.
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Yoshi vs. Laharl - Bracket: Yoshi - Vote: Yoshi (27/30)
It's ok Slow, I figured someone was going to get a post in between all that randomness.
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Yoshi vs. Laharl - Bracket: Yoshi - Vote: Yoshi (27/30)
From: cyko
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:39:37 PM | Message Detail
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
that was by far the best analysis, yet, Moltar. highly entertaining.
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that was by far the best analysis, yet, Moltar. highly entertaining.
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From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:41:08 PM | Message Detail
Oh yeah. This kicks ass. Even the "I predicted that!" for old time's
sake. Yeah, I remember that one mini-fic featuring B8 users.
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"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
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"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
From: Janus5000
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:43:01 PM | Message Detail
...The hell?
XDXDXDXDXD
Predicted percentage: Revolver Ocelot with 69.24%.
...The hell?
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The King of all Cosmos' route to summer victory:
Round 1: (0) Voters
XDXDXDXDXD
Predicted percentage: Revolver Ocelot with 69.24%.
...The hell?
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The King of all Cosmos' route to summer victory:
Round 1: (0) Voters
From: meche313
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:48:36 PM | Message Detail
XDDDD
That was great, great reading. Great job.
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That was great, great reading. Great job.
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That's right. Cloud N. Candy would get a NEGATIVE percentage, and RPGuy's extrapolated calculator would crash. - therealmnm
From: sidharta
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:52:56 PM | Message Detail
That is extremely entertaining, Moltar.
Especially the whole champ bit.
There can't be a better way to end round 1 analysises.
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Reserved for the winner of the SC2K5 Guru Challenge.
Especially the whole champ bit.
There can't be a better way to end round 1 analysises.
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Reserved for the winner of the SC2K5 Guru Challenge.
From: The Doppleganger
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:54:53 PM | Message Detail
*Can't wait till Round 2 starts* Ocelot/Pacman is damn filler >_>
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From: therealmnm
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:55:36 PM | Message Detail
^ Analysissies???? XD
I've got to use that next time. Is that what you call people who uses the X-stats too much?
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I've got to use that next time. Is that what you call people who uses the X-stats too much?
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From: Karma Hunter
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:56:42 PM | Message Detail
XDDDDDD @ all the analysis, both the intentional and unintentional humor (Ocelot getting 60% o.O)
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From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:57:00 PM | Message Detail
Glad to see you all enjoy it. =D
And now I'm almost starting to half-expect waking up tommorrow to see Pac-Man winning by less than 50%. Part of me wants Ocelot to destroy Pac-Man, but the other part wants Pac-Man to keep it close.
I'm torn...
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Yoshi vs. Laharl - Bracket: Yoshi - Vote: Yoshi (27/30)
And now I'm almost starting to half-expect waking up tommorrow to see Pac-Man winning by less than 50%. Part of me wants Ocelot to destroy Pac-Man, but the other part wants Pac-Man to keep it close.
I'm torn...
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Moltar's Comics - http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Moltar
Yoshi vs. Laharl - Bracket: Yoshi - Vote: Yoshi (27/30)
From: Vlado
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:57:09 PM | Message Detail
Simple math tells us Ocelot would win with 66.42%. I just assumed that
he'll have gotten a little stronger since the spring, and Pac-Man a
little weaker. That's all.
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From: Karma Hunter
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:57:12 PM | Message Detail
Sorry, 70%. Which is ten times O_O.
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From: BeTheMan
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:58:42 PM | Message Detail
Time for some stat manipulation: if Bowser Sp2k5 is adjusted to 2k3
levels (against Link), and if Luigi and KOS-MOS remained constant from
2k4 to 2k5, then Pac-Man is projected to beat Ocelot tomorrow with
50.89% of the vote.
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ALL YOUR VOTES ARE BELONG TO...Pac-Man?
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ALL YOUR VOTES ARE BELONG TO...Pac-Man?
From: therealmnm
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:59:35 PM | Message Detail
And now I'm almost starting to half-expect waking up tommorrow to see Pac-Man winning by less than 50%
WTF? O____O Was that intentional?
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WTF? O____O Was that intentional?
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From: cyko
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:59:39 PM | Message Detail
oh, and for the record, or whatever, i say that Yoshi will have 89% of
the brackets and Ocelot will beat Pac-Man with about 60% of the votes.
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From: Vlado
| Posted: 8/18/2005 7:59:45 PM | Message Detail
KOS-MOS dropped, that's for sure.
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From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:00:15 PM | Message Detail
*more
Silly me >.>
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Ocelot vs. Pac-Man - Bracket: Ocelot - Vote: Ocelot (28/31)
Silly me >.>
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Ocelot vs. Pac-Man - Bracket: Ocelot - Vote: Ocelot (28/31)
From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:00:52 PM | Message Detail
How can BOTH Luigi and KOS-MOS stay constant, anyway?
And it's pretty hopeless if a best-case scenario doesn't have Pac-Man with even 51%.
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And it's pretty hopeless if a best-case scenario doesn't have Pac-Man with even 51%.
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"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
From: Draco1214
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:01:18 PM | Message Detail
So KOS-MOS would suddenly plummet to the level of Pac-Man despite
having a new game out, which should have at least kept her constant?
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Summer 2005 Contest - 28/31 points
Current Match Prediction: Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man
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Summer 2005 Contest - 28/31 points
Current Match Prediction: Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man
From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:02:27 PM | Message Detail
And Luigi would explode to near-elite levels with a mere apparition in PM2, apparition that was pretty lame to boot?
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"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
From: Draco1214
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:03:31 PM | Message Detail
No, I'm trying to suggest overperformance by Luigi.
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Summer 2005 Contest - 28/31 points
Current Match Prediction: Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man
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Summer 2005 Contest - 28/31 points
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From: BeTheMan
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:03:41 PM | Message Detail
Heh, writing it as Luigi and KOS-MOS both staying constant was a little
misleading...I kept KOS-MOS's extrapolated value the same, and ignored
all extrapolated values for Luigi, because KOS-MOS is the only one that
we got an accurate reading on last year.
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From: The Doppleganger
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:05:02 PM | Message Detail
XD XD @ Moltar's stuff btw
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From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:06:09 PM | Message Detail
Either way, I hear XS2 made FFX-2 look, for lack of a more appropriate
term, "disasterrific". I've seen people say it was such a train wreck
Albedo couldn't salvage it.
Kinda like Bowser in SMRP*gets shot*
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Kinda like Bowser in SMRP*gets shot*
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"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
From: Draco1214
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:07:53 PM | Message Detail
Either way, I hear XS2 made FFX-2 look, for lack of a more
appropriate term, "disasterrific". I've seen people say it was such a
train wreck Albedo couldn't salvage it.
Yeah XS2 was....not good, to say the least. The only thing good about XS2 was that Albedo's character gets developed in it.
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Yeah XS2 was....not good, to say the least. The only thing good about XS2 was that Albedo's character gets developed in it.
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From: transience
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:08:36 PM | Message Detail
I like XS2 more than 1. it's barely any different - I don't understand
why people don't like it besides the fact that the game is harder.
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From: therealmnm
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:10:06 PM | Message Detail
Luigi was actually hilarious in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga...
not saying that would boost him up or anything. Just something for
those that believe in minor appearance boosting up a characters
popularity to bite on...
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From: Master Moltar
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:11:12 PM | Message Detail
And now I'm almost starting to half-expect waking up tommorrow to see Pac-Man winning by less than 50%
DAMMIT! I meant to say less than 51%.
Don't worry, I'm leaving soon.
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DAMMIT! I meant to say less than 51%.
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From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:12:17 PM | Message Detail
I said PM2, not M&L... which bored me to tears anyway, never
finished it. My bro did, though, and he says Luigi's awesome in there.
I'll take his word for it, because Luigi owns.
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"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
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"You can't have gone over a kilometer up. 1500 meters, tops." -Samus Aran
"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
From: BeTheMan
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:13:49 PM | Message Detail
So KOS-MOS would suddenly plummet to the level of Pac-Man despite
having a new game out, which should have at least kept her constant?
Let's not forget that we haven't had a clean X-Stat reading on Pac-Man since 2002. He was underrated in 2003 through Kefka, and last year he suffered from Luigi/Yoshi and Yoshi/Link. It's more than possible that he's not far off from that original 20.30% score in 2k2, if you assume that he'd still have a tight match with Kefka...the only problem here would be that Pac-Man around 20% would make Luigi appear to be some sort of beast, but we're going to have that problem anyway because of what he did to KOS-MOS.
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ALL YOUR VOTES ARE BELONG TO...Pac-Man?
Let's not forget that we haven't had a clean X-Stat reading on Pac-Man since 2002. He was underrated in 2003 through Kefka, and last year he suffered from Luigi/Yoshi and Yoshi/Link. It's more than possible that he's not far off from that original 20.30% score in 2k2, if you assume that he'd still have a tight match with Kefka...the only problem here would be that Pac-Man around 20% would make Luigi appear to be some sort of beast, but we're going to have that problem anyway because of what he did to KOS-MOS.
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From: UltimaterializerX
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:15:18 PM | Message Detail
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Vlado's pick at all. I too think that Ocelot is being underestimated.
Moltar, that was god damn hilarious.
I just shelled out $19.99 for Sonic Adventure 2: Battle thanks to FourthDeus telling me that it's the best Sonic game (or best 3D Sonic game, I don't remember). Was it worth it?
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Moltar, that was god damn hilarious.
I just shelled out $19.99 for Sonic Adventure 2: Battle thanks to FourthDeus telling me that it's the best Sonic game (or best 3D Sonic game, I don't remember). Was it worth it?
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From: NewLib
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:15:19 PM | Message Detail
Luigi was awesome in Mario & Luigi
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From: MegatokyoEd
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:15:38 PM | Message Detail
Mario and Luigi came out in 2003 anyway. It wouldin't boost him now.
From: Slowflake
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:16:20 PM | Message Detail
I think Luigi SFFed Pac-Man to a degree. All Pac-Man has going for him
is old-school appeal. Luigi has that and so much more. What point is
there to vote for Pac-Man?
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"You can't have gone over a kilometer up. 1500 meters, tops." -Samus Aran
"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani
From: Draco1214
| Posted: 8/18/2005 8:16:37 PM | Message Detail
Let's not forget that we haven't had a clean X-Stat reading on
Pac-Man since 2002. He was underrated in 2003 through Kefka, and last
year he suffered from Luigi/Yoshi and Yoshi/Link. It's more than
possible that he's not far off from that original 20.30% score in 2k2,
if you assume that he'd still have a tight match with Kefka...the only
problem here would be that Pac-Man around 20% would make Luigi appear
to be some sort of beast, but we're going to have that problem anyway
because of what he did to KOS-MOS.
I know about how underrated Pac-Man might be. I was just pointing out that KOS-MOS would not plummet to Pac-Man's 2k4 value. This suggests that Luigi may have overperformed in both matches.
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Current Match Prediction: Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man
I know about how underrated Pac-Man might be. I was just pointing out that KOS-MOS would not plummet to Pac-Man's 2k4 value. This suggests that Luigi may have overperformed in both matches.
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Summer 2005 Contest - 28/31 points
Current Match Prediction: Revolver Ocelot vs. Pac-Man