Sacred Powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls. Rest in Peace, Sinners! Judgement!


*Creativename's websites*

Everything you could ever imagine:
http://www.sc2k5.com
http://www.sc2k4.com

Summer 2002 Contest Information:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/taxonomy/term/1

Summer 2003 Contest Information:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/taxonomy/term/2

Spring 2004 Contest Information:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/taxonomy/term/3

Summer 2004 Contest Information:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/taxonomy/term/4

Summer 2005 Contest Information:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/taxonomy/term/5

Sortable Table for Every Contest Match:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/19



*Extrapolated Standings*

Explanation of Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/11

Simple Explanation of Extrapolated Standings:
A = Strongest Character
B = Character Weaker than A
C = Character Weaker than B
To figure out a character's Xsts Percentage ---> [(CvB)(BvA)]/50 = CvA
To compare how C would do against B ---> [(CvA)/(BvA)]*50 = CvB
To figure out how B would do against A ---> [(CvA)/(CvB)]*50 = BvA

Summer 2002 Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/13

Summer 2003 Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/14

Spring 2004 Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/15

SFF Adjusted Spring 2004 Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/16

Summer 2004 Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/17

SFF Adjusted Summer 2004 Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/18

Spring 2005 Extrapolated Standings:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/27

All Time Extrapolated Standings:
http://www.freewebs.com/mmxcalibur/alltimexsts.htm



*Solarshadow's Sites*

Summer 2002 Contest:
http://solarshadow2002.tripod.com

Summer 2003 Contest:
http://solarshadow-stats.tripod.com/2003/index.html

Spring 2004 Contest: (not currently updating)
http://solarshadow-stats.tripod.com/sp2004/index.html



*Old Stats topics*

Summer 2002 Contest:
http://solarshadow2002.tripod.com/page1.html

Summer 2003 Contest:
http://solarshadow-stats.tripod.com/archive/topic1p1.html
http://www.angelfire.com/games5/sum_contest/Page1.htm (See note)

2003-2004 Off-Season:
http://membres.lycos.fr/shindohikaru/stats1.htm (See note)
Note: Don't use the links in the topic to browse through the pages, change the page number in the URL.

Spring 2004 Pre-Season (Chance the number after "Season" to view other pages; there are three of them):
http://sc2k4.com/archive/04SpringPreSeason1.htm

Spring 2004 Contest (Change the number after "Stats" to view other pages; there are eight of them):
http://sc2k4.com/archive/04SpringStats1.htm



*Match Pictures*

All the match pics, save for three from 2002:
http://www.sc2k5.com/gallery/index.php



*Miscellaneous*

Creativename's Page of Links:
http://sc2k4.com/links.php

MMXcalibur's Contest Sites:
http://prophetchallenge.hyperboards2.com/index.cgi
http://www.freewebs.com/mmxcalibur/

A List of Acronyms, A Lesson on Percentages, and Some Odd Matches:
http://www.freewebs.com/mmxcalibur/acronymspercentsanomalies.htm

Poll Vote Total Updater:
http://sc2k5.com/drupal/node/25

All Time Top 25/Top 10 Lists:
http://www.rpgdl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3251



!yawA tsoP
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"All dreams are but another reality. Never forget..."

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I have a question. What was Kefka/Vercetti like during the night of the match? I was not here for it and I heard a bit about it.

Also, what was Magus/Knuckles like as well.
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Today's subliminal thought is:

So what was the deal with the low vote totals in Sonic v Jin?

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Smurf , the cream of Knuckles Fanboyism
Now Playing: Tales of Symphonia (again), Burnout 3 (still), Loz:Minish Cap

Also, what was Magus/Knuckles like as well.

Magus took a large lead and then rolled over and died. Knuckles had taken the lead during the morning and slaughtered Magus during the day vote. After Knux got going the result was never questioned.
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Smurf , the cream of Knuckles Fanboyism
Now Playing: Tales of Symphonia (again), Burnout 3 (still), Loz:Minish Cap

I actually saw Magus/Knux in the early going, with Magus holding a good lead. So I left thinking he had it in the bag.

Today is the first time I've been able to see the final results, imagine my shock when I saw Knuckles name in bold in the Contest Stats (I had Magus winning the division...damn it).

Looks like we won't have that Magus/Squall match-up that everyone was holding their breath for. Now, Knuckles/Squall will be the epic match-up.
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Today's subliminal thought is:

Tsk tsk, you forgot to post whatisjudgment.ytmnd.com
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Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent.

Magus took a large lead and then rolled over and died. Knuckles had taken the lead during the morning and slaughtered Magus during the day vote. After Knux got going the result was never questioned.

No... Magus' lead in the early morning was projected to be 70%. He only got somewhere around 55% and 800 votes over Knuckles before he started dropping.

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Warden: Talk! What is SeeD all about!?
Squall: ...Flower.

Magus was hovering between 40%-42% during the opening 20 minutes.

I was expecting Knux to get about 45% at that stage.... But then an hour later everything was as expected.

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Smurf , the cream of Knuckles Fanboyism
Now Playing: Tales of Symphonia (again), Burnout 3 (still), Loz:Minish Cap

Lack of inequalities > loads of inequalities
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Jon Thomson - MARIO, Samus, SOLID SNAKE, Bowser, CRONO, Squall, Sonic, MEGA MAN

Top 10 Closest Matches (difference in percentage)

1) 1.72% - Knuckles over Magus
2) 2.28% - Tommy Vercetti over Kefka
3) 3.34% - Frog over Riku
4) 9.38% - Lloyd Irving over Albert Wesker
5) 10.28% - Ness over Carl Johnson
6) 11.04% - Alucard over Kratos
7) 11.44% - Ryu over Rikku
8) 19.12% - Zelda over Vivi
9) 22.40% - Ganondorf over Yuna
10) 26.00% - Zero over Ryu Hayabusa


Top 10 Smallest Vote Gaps (difference in votes)

1) 1756 - Knuckles over Magus
2) 2245 - Tommy Vercetti over Kefka
3) 3149 - Frog over Riku
4) 7952 - Lloyd Irving over Albert Wesker
5) 10036 - Alucard over Kratos
6) 10237 - Ness over Carl Johnson
7) 12156 - Ryu over Rikku
8) 20023 - Zelda over Vivi
9) 23736 - Zero over Ryu Hayabusa
10) 23973 - Ganondorf over Yuna

Top 10 Biggest Blowouts (difference in percentage)

1) 74.68% - Samus Aran over Yuri Hyuga
2) 68.18% - Solid Snake over Manny Calavera
3) 61.78% - Mario over Joanna Dark
4) 58.00% - Vincent Valentine over Sarah Kerrigan
5) 53.44% - Crono over Zidane
6) 52.30% - Sonic the Hedgehog over Jin Kazama
7) 50.42% - Kirby over Cecil
8) 49.68% - Squall Leonhart over Geno
9) 45.08% - Tidus over King of All Cosmos
10) 43.00% - Dante over Terra

Top 10 Biggest Vote Gaps (difference in votes)

1) 63680 - Samus Aran over Yuri Hyuga
2) 62487 - Solid Snake over Manny Calavera
3) 61244 - Mario over Joanna Dark
4) 58142 - Vincent Valentine over Sarah Kerrigan
5) 51944 - Crono over Zidane
6) 49390 - Squall Leonhart over Geno
7) 47602 - Sonic the Hedgehog over Jin Kazama
8) 45621 - Tidus over King of All Cosmos
9) 45289 - Kirby over Cecil
10) 41727 - Dante over Terra

Top 10 Most Popular Polls (by vote totals)

1) 106979 - Ganondorf vs. Yuna
2) 106264 - Ryu vs. Rikku
3) 104671 - Vivi vs. Zelda
4) 102062 - Magus vs. Knuckles
5) 101195 - Tidus vs. King of All Cosmos
6) 100496 - Bowser vs. Chun-Li
7) 100258 - Sarah Kerrigan vs. Vincent Valentine
8) 99525 - Ness vs. Carl Johnson
9) 99434 - Squall Leonhart vs. Geno
10) 99126 - Mario vs. Joanna Dark

Top 10 Least Popular Polls (by vote totals)

1) 84794 - Lloyd Irving vs. Albert Wesker
2) 85306 - Samus Aran vs. Yuri Hyuga
3) 87141 - Donkey Kong vs. Sam Fisher
4) 88144 - Sora vs. Agent 47
5) 89823 - Kirby vs. Cecil
6) 90928 - Kratos vs. Alucard
7) 91032 - Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Jin Kazama
8) 91278 - Zero vs. Ryu Hayabusa
9) 91639 - Solid Snake vs. Manny Calavera
10) 94059 - Riku vs. Frog

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Official Co-Host for PUB TRIVIA XV
Yoblazer is officially THE MAN for beating us all in SpC2K5!!

Top 10 Highest Individual Votes

1) 80185 - Mario
2) 79200 - Vincent Valentine
3) 77063 - Solid Snake
4) 74580 - Crono
5) 74493 - Samus Aran
6) 74412 - Squall Leonhart
7) 73408 - Tidus
8) 69317 - Sonic the Hedgehog
9) 67639 - Auron
10) 67556 - Kirby

Top 10 Lowest Individual Votes

1) 10813 - Yuri Hyuga
2) 14576 - Manny Calavera
3) 18941 - Joanna Dark
4) 21058 - Sarah Kerrigan
5) 21715 - Jin Kazama
6) 22267 - Cecil
7) 22636 - Zidane
8) 25022 - Geno
9) 25796 - Agent 47
10) 27000 - Big Boss

Top 10 Most Impressive Losers (by votes)

1) 50153 - Magus
2) 47920 - Kefka
3) 47054 - Rikku
4) 45455 - Riku
5) 44644 - Carl Johnson
6) 42324 - Vivi
7) 41503 - Yuna
8) 40446 - Kratos
9) 38421 - Albert Wesker
10) 34269 - Chun-Li

Top 10 Least Impressive Winners (by votes)

1) 46373 - Lloyd Irving
2) 48604 - Frog
3) 50165 - Tommy Vercetti
4) 50482 - Alucard
5) 51909 - Knuckles
6) 54881 - Ness
7) 56433 - Donkey Kong
8) 57507 - Zero
9) 59210 - Ryu
10) 62347 - Zelda

Top 10 Easiest Matches to Predict (based on entrants choosing the winner)

1) 97.98% - Solid Snake over Manny Calavera
2) 96.76% - Samus Aran over Yuri Hyuga
3) 96.53% - Mario over Joanna Dark
4) 92.20% - Master Cheif over CATS
5) 92.10% - Sonic the Hedgehog over Jin Kazama
6) 89.87% - Crono over Zidane
7) 89.12% - Squall Leonhart over Geno
8) 88.33% - Dante over Terra
9) 88.07% - Bowser over Chun-Li
10) 87.53% - Kirby over Cecil

Top 10 Hardest Matches to Predict (based on entrants choosing the winner)

1) 35.08% - Knuckles over Magus
2) 37.66% - Tommy Vercetti over Kefka
3) 51.31% - Alucard over Kratos
4) 51.90% - Ness over Carl Johnson
5) 53.08% - Frog over Riku
6) 53.88% - Lloyd Irving over Albert Wesker
7) 69.09% - Zero over Ryu Hayabusa
8) 71.08% - Donkey Kong over Sam Fisher
9) 74.98% - Ryu over Rikku
10) 75.77% - Vincent Valentine over Sarah Kerrigan

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Official Co-Host for PUB TRIVIA XV
Yoblazer is officially THE MAN for beating us all in SpC2K5!!

Bah, I was hoping Kratos would lead early.

Well at least Kratos is stronger than Mithos. Dunno about Lloyd yet.

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

Is it just me, or is Kratos winning the day vote? o_O
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"Thank you, Mario. But our princess is in another castle."
-Toad in Super Mario Bros.

Kratos being over Lloyd in the standings seems pretty plausible at this point.
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"The Lotus in Konoha blooms twice..." Rock Lee

Bah, I was hoping Kratos would lead early.

He was when I voted. It was something like 45-40.

And it's kinda sad that Squall got more individual votes than Sonic and had a larger vote differential as well. That alone should be enough to tell how disappointing that performance was yesterday.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Contest 2005 Championship
Round 2: (3) Mag...Er...(6) Knuckles the Echidna

*jumps on bandwagon*

Tifa > Sonic
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http://users.ign.com/collection/Dark115.
Currently Playing: God of War (PS2), Final Fantasy VIII (PS1), Mega Man X4 (PS1)

Tifa shall defeat Sonic!

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Cloud Strife: What’s going to happen to the Planet?
Sephiroth: That… will be for you to decide.

501'D

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

My Tifa prediction:

Tifa Lockheart 70.33% 70573
Vyse 29.67% 29772
TOTAL VOTES 100345
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Summer 2005 Contest - 22/25 points
Current Match Prediction: Kratos Aurion vs. Diablo

From: UltimaterializerX | Posted: 8/13/2005 6:53:39 PM | #019
501'D

Meh.
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Jon Thomson - MARIO, Samus, SOLID SNAKE, Bowser, CRONO, Squall, Sonic, MEGA MAN

From: Phediuk | Posted: 8/13/2005 12:31:33 PM | Message Detail | #014
Is it just me, or is Kratos winning the day vote? o_O

Oh, so Kratos is bringing in more than 50% of the vote? That's news.

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

Oh, so Kratos is bringing in more than 50% of the vote? That's news.

You know what he means. There's no need to get uptight.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Contest 2005 Championship
Round 2: (3) Mag...Er...(6) Knuckles the Echidna

You can sing Crono's praises all you wish, but you'll be quite wrong.

Wrong? I am willing to bet that I could tell you every little detail about Crono's personality, down to the very scenes that show it off. This isn't to say that I'm the only one capable, as it is blatantly obvious to see that Crono has a personality. However, if you keep the idea in your head that he just "follows Marle" I could see how you wouldn't catch it.

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Cloud Strife: What’s going to happen to the Planet?
Sephiroth: That… will be for you to decide.

Kratos is kciking Diablo's ass in percentage gaining, but in the votes themselves....

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SC2k5: 22/24
Today: Sonic vs. Jin Kazama

Tifa's left breast alone could get 55% on Vyse. I'm expecting anywhere between 70-75% for her whole self.
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Moltar's Comics - http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Moltar
Kratos vs. Diablo - Bracket: Diablo - Vote: Kratos (22/25)

I'm hoping Kratos brings this down as much as possible. It's a shame he's losing.

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Cloud Strife: What’s going to happen to the Planet?
Sephiroth: That… will be for you to decide.

If that's all Tifa had, she'd score 100% on Vyse.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Contest 2005 Championship
Round 2: (3) Mag...Er...(6) Knuckles the Echidna

Seeing Tifa put up 75% against Vyse would make my day. Tifa would be looking excellent to beat him. <3

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Cloud Strife: What’s going to happen to the Planet?
Sephiroth: That… will be for you to decide.

I will be extremely happy if Tifa breaks 75% on Vyse.
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Summer 2005 Contest - 22/25 points
Current Match Prediction: Kratos Aurion vs. Diablo

Leon: Hey now, I've always felt that it was a silly phrase. Kratos isn't doing anything than slowing down the rate at which Diablo increases his lead.

By the way, is it at all possible that "Auron" being in the poll is making any difference?

Dusty: Be my guest. Show me any signs of Crono having any personality that doesn't involve the Ocean Palace scene, and prove that he does more than go along with whatever Blondie says.

PS - Party reactions don't count.

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

If that's all Tifa had, she'd score 100% on Vyse.

I can see the right one alone AT MOST break 90%, but not the left...the left is weak.

But both breasts would get 100% on Vyse.

And if Tifa triples Vyse, I'm going to start mourning for Sonic.
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Moltar's Comics - http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Moltar
Kratos vs. Diablo - Bracket: Diablo - Vote: Kratos (22/25)

If Tifa breaks 75% on Vyse, doesn't that put her in good position to take down Nintendo's favorite mascot?

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

For the record, Sonic would be expected to get 73.31% on Vyse. Aeris would be expected to get 70.02% on him. So if Tifa scores under 70% tomorrow, she's weaker than Aeris.

At the moment, based on Spring Contest Diablo, Kratos currently stands at 21.50% on Link, right below Viewtiful Joe.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Contest 2005 Championship
Round 2: (3) Mag...Er...(6) Knuckles the Echidna

If Tifa gets 75% she can win this contest.

75% would put Tifa between Mario and Crono.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Contest 2005 Championship
Round 2: (3) Mag...Er...(6) Knuckles the Echidna

Kratos is dominating Diablo. Absolutely destroying him. Diablo's getting raped. Kratos is kicking Diablo's ass. Diablo's sinking. Kratos is just annihilating Diablo in the day vote. Diablo's sucking right now. Look at Kratos skyrocket. Kratos is unstoppable.
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All user contests are wrong. All except mine, that is.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=22809755

Dusty: Be my guest. Show me any signs of Crono having any personality that doesn't involve the Ocean Palace scene, and prove that he does more than go along with whatever Blondie says.

I shall do this very thing, perhaps not at this moment or even in this topic. But I'll make sure to alert you of this here soon. One scene, just as an easy example, that immediately jumps out to me is the one where Melchoir is freed from the Mountain of Woe and ends up in the residents of the Earthbound Ones. It is here that Schala has apparently been captured -- or something, I haven't played in a while to remember the exact details -- and by no control of the player, Crono steps up to say that he'll go to help her.

Melchoir explains how the odds are heavily against him, that this would be a very arduous task, etc. yet Crono shakes his head to the questions asked by Melchoir on if Crono would still want to continue forward with this. No other party members said anything; in fact, they all seemed rather down by the entire deal. You then have the scene that everyone is aware of. All you have to do is piece together everything little bit to gather Crono's personality. Admittedly, it isn't anything new and he doesn't have depth or development -- then again, Crono Trigger as a whole lacks this. Crono doesn't speak, as he is a "mute," however, we do see him answer questions without the player having to answer a "Yes" or "No" question, where it is implied that Crono is speaking regardless.

Is it really hard for you to piece together everything from Chrono Trigger and come up with absolutely nothing for Crono? Seriously, just think back to everything in the game. Are you honestly able to tell me that you cannot find qualities in Crono, even as simple as courage, the caring of the people around him, and his overall selfless attitude? I find it hard for you to tell me no.

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Cloud Strife: What’s going to happen to the Planet?
Sephiroth: That… will be for you to decide.

If Tifa breaks 75% on Vyse, doesn't that put her in good position to take down Nintendo's favorite mascot?

Better believe it! With 75%, Tifa would be at 35.9% on 2004 Link, which is very near to Mega Man's adjusted value. We're talking Final Fantasy VII dominance at its finest should she get it.

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Cloud Strife: What’s going to happen to the Planet?
Sephiroth: That… will be for you to decide.

Yes, we can make these comparisons because the stats have proven to be reliable in this contest. V_V

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2nd Place, Spring Contest 2005
World Champion: Gyruss, Link's Awakening, Mega Man X, Solstice, Super Mario World, Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Yep. If we get a tripling tomorrow, TJFa has an excellent shot at the Final 4. It'd be hilarious, for one, because what's left of our brackets would be shot down right there and then.
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"You can't have gone over a kilometer up. 1500 meters, tops." -Samus Aran
"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani

Yes, we can make these comparisons because the stats have proven to be reliable in this contest. V_V

The stats are reliable. It's just that the matches are unreliable.
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All user contests are wrong. All except mine, that is.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=22809755

Is it really hard for you to piece together everything from Chrono Trigger and come up with absolutely nothing for Crono? Seriously, just think back to everything in the game. Are you honestly able to tell me that you cannot find qualities in Crono, even as simple as courage, the caring of the people around him, and his overall selfless attitude? I find it hard for you to tell me no.

Crono knows the words "yes", "no", and has a lot of courage; these are all firsts for an RPG lead and makes Crono a better character than Ness as a result.

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

Crono knows the words "yes", "no", and has a lot of courage; these are all firsts for an RPG lead and makes Crono a better character than Ness as a result.

The point is that you emphasized that Crono has no personality, which is untrue.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Contest 2005 Championship
Round 2: (3) Mag...Er...(6) Knuckles the Echidna

Crono has spiky hair and a sword. He doesn't need personality.
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All user contests are wrong. All except mine, that is.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=22809755

Yes, we can make these comparisons because the stats have proven to be reliable in this contest.

Magus losing to Knuckles doesn't just mean the stats were proven worthless. I don't know how many times people in this topic and on the board brought up things to show that Magus was overrated. This wasn't just saying, "Oh, Magus isn't strong" or whatever. There was actual matches pointing to him being such. I argued it, Leonhart argued it, Lopen argued it, Chichiri argued it. It's just that most didn't actually take it into great consideration. With Crono increasing since 2003, most assumed that Magus should at least have stayed constant with that 2003 value, but that clearly wasn't the case. You have to look no further than Sam Fisher and Luca Blight to catch that Magus was overrated.

Now, I admit that I didn't see him losing to Knuckles, but it certainly wasn't like the stats were drastically proven wrong. He was given his 2003 value in the 2004 stats for no particular reason at all. That was only because he suffered an SFF matchup with Crono, which was assumed that he would have suffered enough to be back at that previous value.

So, basically, the stats aren't just worthless based on that particular matchup. It's the only match, thus far, that has messed with the stats, but one shouldn't throw them out the window because of something that should have been seen from the beginning -- that being that Magus has been overrated for nearly two years now.

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Cloud Strife: What’s going to happen to the Planet?
Sephiroth: That… will be for you to decide.

He doesn't. He nods his head instead of actually telling you what he's thinking, which I find pretty pathetic. At least in Suikoden, you get a ton of of those implied dialogue choices.

And nothing Crono does can compare to the Lumine Hall. Nothing.

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

Worthless and unreliable are two different words, man.

~*ST*~
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Winner of the Spring 2004 "Best. Game. Ever." Contest
"If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!" -Magus

Ceej really needs to get in line with his typing skills. Danta, Squal and now Auron. Aww Jeeze.

>_>
<_<

*hopes someone gets the aww jeeze reference*

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Explicit Content.
Cheer Up Emo Kids.

In fact, the only other match, EVER, where the stats just bombed big time was the first Link/Cloud match. The rest? No problem at all.
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"You can't have gone over a kilometer up. 1500 meters, tops." -Samus Aran
"I'll express my love to you slowly, later." -Setzer Gabbiani