It's not begun yet? It'll be interesting to watch this drive. JC has
the looks to attract potential anti-voters, that's for sure.
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JC looks like teh Matrix!!!1!!!!
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Officially supporting Crono/Magus/Frog in the Spring Contest. *Steinershocker*
Guybrush(who has made no impact on the gaming world in any way.) - TheGuilty1
Exactly what you want from the lil Vercetti-worshipping kiddies that want to be cool.
Better get started on that Tidus/Shadow preview... it's going to be long...
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I am in shock--SHOCK, I say!--that people are actually trying to say
that Final Fantasy VII would not have won in past years simply because
Kingdom Hearts would not have been around.
Frankly, that is a totally nonsensical stance. I'm totally with Heroic Mario on this. I mean, WTF??
This
site was practically *BUILT* around Final Fantasy VII. This is a FAQs
site, after all, and FFVII was always the top dog FAQ-wise. It's always
been numero uno at this site in terms of attention/site emphasis.
If
you go back to the beginnings of the site, Final Fantasy VI and A Link
to the Past would've been among the favorites, and probably been
stronger than FF7. So this site has clearly evolved in terms of
popularity/strength, mainly in terms of SNES era games going down--with
the exception of Chrono Trigger, which probably wouldn't have been as
popular back in the day.
And I can definitely imagine Ocarina of
Time winning in some years. Final Fantasy VII vs. Ocarina of Time was
obviously not a blowout, and it wouldn't take much to tip the scales.
But to say that Final Fantasy VII wouldn't have won without Kingdom Hearts seems absurd. Seriously, it's Final Fantasy VII.
Is there any doubt as to which game would've been the favorite in
Spring 2003? In 2002? In 2001? Clearly, Final Fantasy VII would've been
the favorite to win a "best game" contest at GameFAQs in each of those
years. That doesn't mean it would have actually won--the difference in
"favorite status" between FF7 and OoT was much bigger than their
difference in strength--but it would have been the clear favorite, and
won in at least one of those years more likely than not.
To say
that Final Fantasy VII needed Kingdom Hearts to win is really a
stretch. We can't know for sure as there's no evidence to base this on,
but logically it doesn't make sense.
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Someone said FFVII needed KH to win?
That is 4/3 x pi x r^3
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Officially supporting Crono/Magus/Frog in the Spring Contest. *Steinershocker*
Guybrush(who has made no impact on the gaming world in any way.) - TheGuilty1
Oh, and I don't think either Tidus vs. Shadow or Mario vs. JC Denton will say anything conclusive about Mario anti-votes.
People
have set 20% as the benchmark for Denton showing Mario anti-votes
exist. I agree with that number, but don't think any strong conclusions
can be drawn from it. We really don't know how popular JC Denton might
actually be. His game is a beloved cult classic from what I've heard.
And while he is incredibly obscure as a character, 20% on Mario would
put him at 15% on Link, just below Ness and a good margin above CATS,
or around Kyo Kusanagi/Q-Bert/Pitfall Harry level in 2K2. Is that
really so difficult to accept? JC Denton being as strong as Pitfall
Harry hardly seems like something screaming "overperformance!" to me.
Also,
I think Tidus could win with as much as 55% without definitively saying
Shadow was boosted by anti-votes. That would be within the standard
margin of error. Just because Tidus might win with, say, 53% doesn't
mean that Shadow benefited from anti-votes for sure. Though, of course,
a Shadow victory would put a hurtin' the possibility of him having
benefited from Mario anti-votes. But a moderately clear Tidus victory
would not be conclusive in favor of Mario anti-votes.
I fear
that even if Tidus wins with as little as 52%, people will say that
Shadow overperformed for sure against Mario, but such a deviation from
extrapolated expectations could be caused by anything. It would take
something along the lines of 55%+ for Tidus to really indicate that
Shadow did better than he should have, and I think few of us expect
Tidus to do that well. Though a "blowout" (relatively speaking) Tidus
victory is more likely than a blowout Shadow victory IMO.
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From: DomaDragoon | Posted: 8/8/2004 3:03:51 AM | Message Detail
Vote totals down,
CATS played the clown,
Link beat Cloud's percentage,
So people think he's got the advantage.
Ganon conks Alucard's style,
Edouble's in denial,
Luigi and Yoshi both succeed, they do
The question for Ryo is "Who?"
Magus obliterates Highland's great,
Leaving bacon in his wake,
Crono stays ever the silent,
Beating down the squirrel violent,
And nobody knows Guybrush.
The end, I'm in a rush.
GENIUS.
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SC2K4.com/Frog
I agree with everything creativename just said.
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Officially supporting Crono/Magus/Frog in the Spring Contest. *Steinershocker*
Guybrush(who has made no impact on the gaming world in any way.) - TheGuilty1
creativename put everything I could think of out there allready. *very confident in Tidus*
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Status: 8/8 Next Pick: Mega Man
That's right, in a way... Denton has 19% and is falling now. That's really nothing to cream ourselves.
Geesh, I have an entire part of the preview written and I'm at Radical Highway. And I haven't even touched Tidus yet. Yikes.
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ya know, if anti-Mario votes really do boost weaklings and mid-level guys, then why hasn't anyone been able to explain this yet:
61 South 13 Tom Nook 10.82% 10.48%
62 South 16 Captain Olimar 8.84% 8.55%
63 North 16 AiAi 8.65% 8.37%
64 West 15 Mr. Resetti 8.52% 8.24%
Captain
Olimar managed a whole 11.6% against Mario last year. that was good
enough to put him at 62nd place, which is quite a bit behind 61st and
only slightly better than the bottom two. he only got 11678 votes,
which was the third lowest vote total of the contest (only 278 more
votes than Mr. Resetti got). now, if people were really anti-voting
Mario that much, why did Olimar fare so poorly?
why can't people
just accept that Morrigan and Shadow ARE as strong as their rankings
suggest? okay, so Servbot does seem like a total fluke, but ya gotta
remember that that was the very first day of the very first contest.
the contest hadn't gotten nearly as much exposure yet, and the voting
cross-section then was most likely at least a little different than
what it was in later rounds. or maybe Servbot really is that strong.
*shrugs*
either way, i could easily see JC being as strong as
he's performing now. Deus Ex is one of the most popular PC games out
there. plus, it's a genre that appeals to GameFAQS people (in other
words, not a FPS). not to mention that JC actually does look pretty
cool for a name most console gamers won't recognize (unlike Guybrush or
Ryo). and now, Mario is finally starting to run away with the day vote.
he's gone from 81.1% to 81.25% in the past 15 minutes.
i'm
sorry, but Shadow is NOT overranked due to Mario anti-votes. this
doesn't mean that Shadow has a guaranteed win, but neither does Tidus.
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you guys nominated the wrong Shadow..... =(
Through great Luck (and a bit of skill) ULTI pounded me in the Spring Contest!!
A combination of Olimar being Nintendo as well and looking like a total
lamer. Even the anti-Mario voters wouldn't vote THAT over Mario.
Besides, Mario did reduce DK's performance by half with SFF, remember?
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If Servbot went up against Mario in 2003, he would've got raped... 86-14 atleast.
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Summer 2004 Contest - Score: 7/7
= Mario vs. JC Denton =
Wow, Mario is gaining quite steadily. Since around 7:30 this morning he has gained about .8%
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Current Contest Score: 7/7
Today's Pick: Mario.
actually, that's a good point about DK, Slowflake. if SFF did push DK
way down, why didn't anti-Mario votes cancel that out? with supposed
anti-Mario votes, D.K. should've been able to at least match Servbot's
vote total. and Olimar suffering from SFF? that's pushing it.
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you guys nominated the wrong Shadow..... =(
Through great Luck (and a bit of skill) ULTI pounded me in the Spring Contest!!
"Lesser of the two evils", I guess.
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I'm confident in Tidus.
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Proud supporter of Viewtiful Joe!
20XX Division: Round 1 - Match 9 – (1)Mega Man vs. (16) Earthworm Jim
Moltar’s Analysis
Mega Man
Game/Series Known From: Mega Man Series
Extrapolated Rank in 2002: 3rd
Extrapolated Rank in 2003: 4th
Seed in 2002: 6
Seed in 2003: 2
Lost to Sephiroth in both 2002 and 2003.
One of the 2 surprise 1-seeds.
With
Link, Cloud, Sephiroth and Mario around, the 1-seed spots were filled.
This year, Ceej decided to switch things up and give Mega a 1 seed. He
deserves it too. Look at his past matches.
Earthworm Jim
Game/Series Known From: Earthworm Jim Series
Extrapolated Rank in 2002: N/A
Extrapolated Rank in 2003: N/A
Seed in 2002: N/A
Seed in 2003: N/A
Well,
look who finally made it into the Contest. He might be a little late
though. He at least had a chance of doing successful in 2002.
Mega Man wins. No doubt about that. Better luck next year Jim.
Moltar’s Bracket Says: Mega Man will win.
Moltar’s Prediction is: Mega Man 84% - EJ 16%
Ulti’s Analysis
So after three contests have already past, we now get to see Earthworm Jim in the field? I love the little guy (GROOVY!!), but he has no chance.
Bracket/Prediction - Mega Man/Mega Man with 83.02%
Cena’s Analysis
Uhh...oh-kay.
Earthworm Jim? They left Frogger out for somebody who didn’t even
originate in a video game? Ceej, give me back the shrooms. As much as
I’d love to hand out the Ms. Pac-Man award here, I simply can’t.
Everybody knows who Earthworm Jim is, and if you don’t, you should be
castrated. His popularity, not just on GameFAQs, but by everyone in
America, will probably give him better results then you’d think.
Cena’s Vote: Earthworm Jim
Cena’s Prediction: Mega Man with 87% (No 90% wins just yet)
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Ganon vs. Alucard - http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Moltar
Mario vs. JC - Bracket: Mario - Vote: Mario (7/7)
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well.
Oh, geesh. We got our first epic clash of the
tournament, between two Sweet 16 prospects that are facing each other
way to early, and one of them will advance to face Megaman. Once again,
too soon. So what’s the problem? Well, you’d expect the characters
involved to have at least a bit of quality, since they’re so strong in
contests and all. But no, this is between characters whose concepts
should’ve gone inside a trash can to stay.
First, we got that
pathetic excuse for a badass, Shadow. What, Knuckles wasn’t badass
enough? Sega probably thought he was, AND HE WAS, so they turned him
into a wuss so that the fanboys would leave him alone and cream their
pants over a poop-coated carbon copy of Sonic. Because that’s all he
is: a plot device that was overdone way before Waluigi even saw the
light of day. Look like main character, do bad stuff that’s blamed on
main character, police goes after main character, hilarity ensues.
That’s SA2 for you in a nutshell.
But time to go into this more
into detail. Shadow’s first appearance ever (I’ll be using game
chronology) happens after the first stage of the Dark story. Eggman
expects some WMD to magically fall into his hands, but instead… he gets
Sonic! Well, at least that’s what Eggman thinks, anyway. It takes him a
few seconds to catch on and realize what’s happening. Now it’s Shadow’s
time to talk. Dear God, somebody kill me. His first line, EVER, is this
piece of pure, unadultered crap: «Since you were so kind to release me,
my master, I will grant you one wish!» Wait, so he’s a genie now? I
though he was just a hedgehog that happened to look like Sonic! Even
Eggman, in one of his rare moments of lucidity, is all «WTF is that
crap?» That’s the only intelligent thing I’ve ever seen him do or say.
Seriously, people. They made Eggman out to be some kind of
super-genius, but your first impression upon seeing him for the first
time, «Man he’s dumb», is totally correct. The first time most of us
saw him, he attached a disco ball under his pod and tried to kill Sonic
by swinging the disco ball wildly… ten feet above Sonic’s head.
Now
Shadow is using his jet shoes to hover above thin air. Of course, this
is all to make Shadow look badass, it’s not like we won’t be able to
use that in actual gameplay or anything. Damn, this might have been
helpful for the 3-minute Radical Highway emblem. «Behold the true power
I possess!» Then he whips a guardian robot, which Eggman calls
«spectacular». Idiot, it was because I was in control of Shadow that he
did that. Well, I’ll take that as a comp – no, wait, I don’t, this
comes from Eggman, and Eggman’s an idiot. They speak some more, then we
cut to Knuckles and Rouge arguing.
We later re-join him as
Eggman learns on TV that Sonic stole a Chaos Emerald. Eggman puts two
and two together and figures out that it was Shadow, since Shadow asked
him for more emeralds. Yay, maybe he’ll be able to beat Eugene Dinsmore
in a game of chess by the end of the game. Now we see Shadow standing
on top of a bridge BCUZ HES T3H BADDA55, and having THE typical RPG
plot device, the flashback. It’s all weird and stuff, we don’t know
what’s going on, and it’s like all the other flashbacks in the game:
«Maria! Shadow! Maria! Shadow! Maria! Shadow! MARIA! SHADOW!» He
promises revenge, whatever that means. Enter Radical Highway.
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After the stage, we see the first Sonic/Shadow
confrontation. The whole point of this scene is to get the point across
that SHADOW IZ T3H BADDA55 to those who started with the Hero story. We
also get our first taste of Chaos Control. We see Shadow passing by
Sonic and ending up on top of a building. Wait, I though Chaos Control
was teleportation! Sonic remarks that Shadow is fast, yet both were
going at the same speed during that slo-mo of the two of them passing
by each other. Then he realizes he’s using the Emerald he has. Sonic
thinks about how Shadow is a lamer for cheating, while Shadow spurts
out some more so-called badass line. Stop it already, I could puke and
still sound more badass then you. Sonic still isn’t done recovering
from the aura of crappiness he just fell into, and the police catches
him. I’ll go off on a tangent and mention that in the Hero story, the
Knuckles/Rouge argument scene happens right after this, yet we saw it
three stages earlier in the Dark story. Whatever.
Next time we
see him, we’re in the ARK central control room. Nothing of note here,
Shadow just provides some exposition on the Eclipse Cannon and the
Chaos Emeralds. This is where Rouge joins their little party. Eggman
has a plan, and halfway through it, none other than Amy throws herself
onto Shadow. Yes, he looks like Sonic, WE GET IT. Eggman attempts to take care of Amy – GO EGGMAN KILL HER! – boo! Bad Tails! Bad Tails!
A
while after that, Shadow meets Sonic again, and when Sonic rightfully
calls him a faker, Shadow throws the Most. Childish. Insult. EVER.
«Faker? I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here. You’re comparing
yourself to me? Hah! You’re not even good enough to be my fake!»
Unfortunately, Japanese is spoken much faster than English, and since
Sonic has a line left, it sounds more like «You’re not even good enough
I’ll to make be you my eat fake those words!» If you’re playing as
Sonic at that point, Shadow has even cheesier lines in store. «I’m the
coolest!» Even compared to the bowels of a volcano it’s disputable.
Think compared to Sonic, now. «I see, so you’re not just a hedgehog…»
I’m not sure what that’s meant to mean, but Sonic doesn’t look like the
product of a hedgehog and a tuna to me. «Not bad for an imposter!» That
again. Oh my god, it almost makes me beg for Tails’ SH voice acting.
Then
Shadow gets a call from Rouge, and she tells him she’s been caught and
locked inside the military base. More «Maria! Shadow!» flashbacks, then
Eggman tells him the island is about to blow up! Great. We’re allotted
10 minutes to go through the White Jungle stage. Oh please. I know
Shadow sucks, but come on. It’s a 3-minute stage! If you can find a way
to run out of time in this, I suggest you DON’T touch the Genesis
games. But no matter whether there’s seven minutes or seven seconds
left on the clock, the clock on the bomb magically lowers (or raises if
you actually came close to running out of time… how can THAT happen?)
to thirty seconds. In a James Bond-esque moment, Shadow uses Chaos
Control on him and Rouge at the last second. Except James Bond would
NOT have teleported the girl’s clothes. Shadow did. Complete idiot. No,
I’m no furry, but Shadow probably is. Which leads me to question… no
matter, I think you get the point.
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well. Also, the word «wanker» or any variation is not meant to be used
in a sexual sense. Rest easy automod.
After that point in
the game, we get to play a little more as Shadow (damn) but on the plus
side, we don’t have to endure him in cutscenes as much. So there’s not
much to bash. Oh wait, yes there is. Shadow finds out that Rouge is a
spy working for the government, and she kinda buys his silence when she
shows him a piece of paper showing that Shadow is NOT the ultimate
lifeform, and he throws a tantrum. He’s about to cry, but then he
remembers Maria. Oh geez, not that again. NOW Shadow stops doing
noteworthy (read: lame) stuff.
So besides me killing him a few
times on Final Chase just to see him go down in flames for my personal
amusement, it’s on to the Last Episode.
God loves me, so I don’t
have to endure Shadow until Amy tries talking to him. Then he has one
more flashback, where he remembers his promise to Maria. «All the
people on this planet, give them the chance to be happy!» Whoops, I
think Shadow was a wee bit off, huh? A space colony’s about to fall on
Earth thanks to him, so it’s only natural that he switches sides and
tries preventing it from happening. He rejoins Sonic and Knuckles at
the Eclipse Cannon’s core in record time, thanks to the other five
characters doing all the work for him. Loser. Anyway, Knuckles puts the
Master Emerald on the pedestal, and whoops! A giant lizard creature
appears from nowhere. Shadow recognizes the creature from Rouge’s
newspaper cut, when she told him he was not the ultimate lifeform. So
naturally, Shadow fights it. Successfully, eventually, but not before I
let him fall at the hands of the Biolizard a few times. «That creature
is pathetic, but it’s more of an ultimate lifeform than you will ever
be!» I say. I love it. Eventually I beat the thing, because I have to
finish that game someday.
So the Biolizard teleports, and he
sticks the colony up his ass and attempts to crash it on Earth. Of
course, that means it’s time for the Super Sonic final boss! Hey,
Shadow wants to join too, so Sonic is going to teach him how to turn
super. Sonic figures he can sacrifice some of his extreme coolness to
make Shadow look like even more of a loser, and begins doing… well…
some obscene gesture. Shadow follows suit, thinking «Damn, if only I
had a wang too.» Sonic doesn’t pull out his own rocket launcher,
because his partner is already enough of a loser, he doesn’t want to
give him a complex on top of that just before saving the world.
So now it’s time to fight the final boss. I’m going to skip that because the best moment happens after it.
Sonic
and Shadow charge toward the colony, Shadow gets another flashback
(audio only, this time), and then they Chaos Control the colony to
safety. But Shadow’s so dumb, he didn’t think to teleport himself along
with it, so his super form runs out and he’s falling… yes, my dream is
about to come tr… wait, what’s this? NO! PLEASE! DEAR GOD NO! IT’S
SHADOW SPEAKING WANKESE! Well, I’ll be damned. I can’t even be happy at
his death sequence.
So Sonic comes back on the colony to deliver the good news, but for some reason everybody’s sad.
Now,
of course many people, for some reason, weren’t happy either, so they
wanted Shadow back at all costs. And they got him back. God knows how
he stayed alive through that fall, Sonic Heroes never explained it.
Deus ex machina resurrection, I guess.
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Since Sonic Heroes is
much more gameplay-oriented than SA2, of course there’s not going to be
nearly as many complaints from me. But there are still a few. Such as
after the fight with the Egg Albatross, when Shadow finds half of a
Shadow robot lying alongside the fake Eggman.God no, not another
personal crisis moment. Of course, this all gets amplified with the
ending when Rouge finds, much to my horror, hundreds of Shadow clones.
So, is he a robot, a regular lifeform, or the ultimate lifeform? Geesh,
I hate it when I have no idea what’s happening and it’s never explained
eventually.
And since Shadow just HAS to have a totally horrible
line somewhere (regular horrible ones abound for every character in
this game), he gets one before the battle with Sonic. «Is that so? Well
then, it’s going to be a date to die for!» I half-expected him to start
doing the chicken dance right there and then. That idea is scary. And
not just scary, but Rikku-on-a-sugar-trip scary.
Finally, before
we move on, I have to mention the kind of fans Shadow has. Just check
Heroic Billy Hatcher’s quote. It quotes a SH review, saying something
to the effect of «I expected cool characters like Mario, Luigi and
Yoshi, but instead I get crap like Cream the Rabbit and Rouge the Bat.»
Yay.
Whoa there, there’s a whole character left! And he’s kinda easy to bash too, so I’ll go all out for him as well.
TIGHTASS IS A WANKER. Sorry, had to get this out of the way first.
Then,
he’s been raised by an arrogant blitzball superstar weirdo who treats
him like crap. (Yay!) Then he leaves him alone to rot at the young age
of seven, in order to become the guy who joins the «old» party led by
Braska and eventually turns evil, like Pigma was to James McCloud.
Tidus hates his dad for constantly boosting himself in front of him
(«This is the Jecht Shot. No one else can do it. I’m the best!»).
Next,
his sexual orientation is not ambiguous. Not at all. But unlike some
other characters, he’s actually straight. Which is almost as scary,
given the way he looks, he way he acts, the way he speaks (Wankese!).
In fact, he likes girls way too much. The first night after he meets
Yuna for the first time, all he can dream of is… Yuna and Rikku
fighting over him. For the love of God. I’m thankful for Jecht crushing
Re-Jecht’s hopes once more. (I swear, they must’ve named Jecht that way
JUST for the pun.) Then, like he hasn’t had enough yet, he provides us
a Lulu boob shot. With binoculars. I repeat. A LULU BOOB SHOT WITH
BINOCULARS. Jeez, lusting over 100% of the party’s female population… I
mean come on. Who would want anything to do with him? Yes, I know,
Yuna, and that’s the most frightening thing about her. Such lust is
rarely ever seen in RPGs. Yes, I know, Edgar Roni Figaro. But that was
the central point of his persona. Not Tidus’. While I’m doing Star Fox
references, Yuna is Fox, the daughter/son of the «old» party and leader
of the «new» party. (Technically, Tidus is following Yuna around, not
the reverse.) Tidus is Slippy, the party member that annoys everyone.
And Lulu is Falco, the one who likes ripping on the hero, especially at
the beginning of the game.
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Oh, how can I ever forget him joining the Besaid
Aurochs? I don’t know if he was aware yet when he did that, but
aligning yourself with the Besaid Aurochs pretty much equates to
betting your house and car on Gordon Freeman. The megaphone stint can
be compared to throwing your Doom 3-running computer and your brand new
plasma TV on top of that. Seriously, they suck so much, one of them
sold out to Nintendo.
http://www.freewebs.com/slowflake/orgasmface.jpg
Tidus
also has little consideration for his own health. He makes out with a
girl who got kissed by some undead pedo the same day. God knows what
kind of diseases he may have. Though Auron «lived» ten years in that
state, minus the pedo part, and he’s still «alive» and well. Oh, Auron
is Peppy, the one who’s in both the old and new party (sole survivor of
the old one), and the Official Advisor of the hero. And Seymour is
Wolf, the ever-so-annoying recurrent boss fight. But Seymour’s so damn
persistent, coming back from the dead and all, he can be compared to
Liquid Snake and Milady from the Three Musketeers as far as the «Why
won’t you just ****ing die?» department is concerned.
Having a
lamer catchphrase than Squall is also instant grounds for losing
coolness points. «Huh?» once is good, but a hundred times, it gets on
everyone’s nerves. And there’s a problem when other party members start
saying it, too. Look, I know you got lost 1000 years into the future,
but at the very least play along, okay?
Finally, he apparently
comes back in FFX-2 (as if the game couldn’t get any worse by itself)
without much explanation. Wait, I understand why Ceejus set this match
up. Battle of the deus ex machina resurrections.
Wait, I’m not
quite done with the Star Fox comparisons. Sin is Andross’ face, and Yu
Yevon is Andross’ brain. But that one was easy.
Ok, now I’m
done. Five parts, and I still have to drop a single word about the
match itself. Well, I guess this illustrates the struggle the voters
will have Tuesday come voting time.
Okay, so the Mario anti-vote
was seemingly overestimated or something, as Mario is pwning JC Denton.
The existence of these anti-votes seems to be more disputable than
ever. But hey, still gotta be confident in my pick, no? I’ll say this,
according to 2003 results, Tidus would get 49% on Sonic. I can’t
imagine Shadow ever doing that. And I could imagine Tidus getting 45%
on Sonic. Yes, I could. Many people picked Shadow just because they
don’t think he could.
Other than that, everything has already been beaten over and over in this match. Let’s move on.
NUMBERS OF INTEREST
SC2K3 extrapolated standings
12. Shadow the Hedgehog – 33.18%
13. Tidus – 33.14%
Projection: Shadow with 50.06%
Board Odds Project picks (119 brackets)
Shadow the Hedgehog – 60
Tidus – 59
Board Odds Project point value
31. Tidus – 65
33. Shadow the Hedgehog – 60
CONTEST TRIVIA
Tidus is the only character to have been eliminated two rounds earlier than deserved in 2003 according to the standings.
Still according to the standings, Shadow was the third most underseeded character in 2003, behind Magus and Ganondorf.
weird Slow I think you just talked more about the games then the match themselves
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Summer 2004 Contest 6/6 Mario vs. JC Denton
Read the damn thing will ya? I mentioned the same thing near the end.
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SC2K4 Status - Points: 007/007 - Matches: 07/07 - Rank: 00001/33221 - Today: Mario - Tomorrow: Megaman
Sorry I got to Tidus and quit because I thought it would just be the same thing you did to Shadow
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Summer 2004 Contest 6/6 Mario vs. JC Denton
Also, I think Tidus could win with as much as 55% without definitively saying Shadow was boosted by anti-votes.
But that would imply that Tidus is as strong as Mario.
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"How appropiate. You fight like a cow."--Guybrush Threepwood
Loved my many...hated by few...respected by all...its...
Steve Illumina Speaks
Right
you are, my fans and friends! The witty humor returns for another round
of contest madness. Fanboys and diehards alike can come to appreciate
the mocking of their beloved characters, their contest, their likes,
their dislikes, and the gaming subculture we are all a part of, not to
mention sweet Board 8, as the latest fad has come to know it to be
called.
And so it begins, with the final matchup of the first round in the "What Year is It?" Division...
Mega Man vs Earthworm Jim
Steve's Pick: Mega
Bracket Pick: Mega
Newbie Pick: Mega
Fanboy's Choice: Mega
My Oracle Pick: 86.60 for Mega
My Prophet Pick: 53435 for Mega
Upset Potential: Earthworms reproduce quickly, but even a flock of earthworms could not beat Mega Man!
Comments: The Blue Bomber and contest favorite of the console camp takes on...ummm...a...segmented worm?
To analyze this match, I called my colleague, Dr. Chordata, to get a more scientific view of the earthen one.
Me: "Dr. Chordata, tell us about Mega Man's opponent today. He is an earthworm named Jim."
Dr.
C: "Well Steve, he certainly is that. He is an invertebrate, of the
following Linnean classification: Kingdom Animalia, Phyla Annelida,
Class Oligochaeta."
Me: (interrupting) "Dr. C, what all does that mean?"
Dr.
C: "Well, Illumina, it means that Earthworm Jim here is a segmented
worm. One of the most complex of the simple invertebrates, which are
animals who lack a backbone. He is no flatworm, thats for sure!"
Me: "Yes I see...but tell me, does he have a chance here?"
Dr.
C: "Afraid not..ya see...this worm needs moisture to live, hence he
lives underground. When it rains he travels to the surface to seek more
moisture...and when it dries up, he is too dumb to get back underground
in many cases, so he dries up."
Me: "So all the Blue Bomber has to do is pull out the Heat Cannon?"
Dr. C" Yep...thats it! To quote my colleague Dr. Fuego...'Crispy'! "
So
there ya have it, pure scientific proof that Earthworm Jim has no
chance of defeating the Blue Bomber. So why is he here? Cause a write
in campaign was begun by the National Zoo in Washington DC, wanting to
shed light on the plight of earth's lesser creatures...or something.
The last ho-hum match for awhile...lets get it overwith!
Results:
In another laugher, this 16 bit invertebrate who made his mark in the
days where SNES was king and Sony only made Walkmans shall be bopped
soundly by the pride of Capcom, 85% or more...
Quotes:
Mega Man: "Ill fight for everlasting peace...but I aint no biologist!"
E. Jim: "When it rains, it pours, and I get all wiggly inside!"
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Steve Illumina: The Official Satirical Commentator of GameFAQ's Contests
Pub Trivian Forever...SC2K4: 8/8
HM, if you're doubting the existance of Mario anti-votes, how can
you think Tidus will beat Shadow? Personally, I'm thinking an 18%+
finish for JC is good news for Tidus
I'm just in doubt of
them now. Before I was a good believer that Mario was always netted
anti-votes, but if he can put someone who has the appeal to vote for
over Mario, though not necessary the popularity, then I will go on and
doubt it. Looking at the rankings even if Shadow got no anti-votes from
Mario he is still only slightly ahead of Tidus. In fact, you
could just call them equal. As far as I'm concerned Shadow, for the
most part, showed it was all him so we'll get to see when the two go up
in here a couple days.
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SC2k4 Winner: Mega Man
"Just changed my image and already I got impersonators." ~ Terry Bogard
Food for thought: Accuracy of the X-Sts in the Hyrule Division:
Winner's Name /Actual %/X-Sts %/Difference
Link . . . . . . . . 87.83% . 86.47% . +1.36%
Ganondorf . . . . 57.16% . 60.31% . -3.15%
Yoshi . . . . . . . 76.4% . .. 76.67% . -0.27%
Luigi . . . . . . . . 67.73% .. 68.75% . -1.02%
Crono . . . . . . . 77.99% .. 76.21% . +1.78%
Bowser . . . . . . 82.99% .. 83.66% . -0.67%
It's
hard to format...Anyway, Magus/Luca and Mario/JC were excluded for
obvious reasons. A + in the difference column indicates that the winner
did better than expected, a - means the winner underperformed.
Guybrush's 2k2 stats against Link and Bowser's 2k3 stats against Link
were used for their match.
The only real anomaly is Ganondorf,
and that could fall into the margin of error anyway. Remarkably
accurate in the first round.
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Current Pick: Mario; Current Vote: Mario; Points: 7/7
Supporter of Frog, Magus, Mega Man, Vivi, and Kefka!
I don't doubt the existence of Mario anti-votes at all. Some people
were saying that JC wouldn't be able to get any more than 10% on Mario,
maybe even less. I'm happy with him getting above 15, myself.
And good recap, Slowflake. At least we still have some Sonic fans left that have common sense.
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Winner of the Spring 2004 'Best. Game. Ever.' Contest
*Married to smitelf on 5/21/04*
Look like main character, do bad stuff that’s blamed on main
character, police goes after main character, hilarity ensues. That’s
SA2 for you in a nutshell.
That's also Super Mario Sunshine for you in a nutshell, come to think of it.
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Winner of the Spring 2004 'Best. Game. Ever.' Contest
*Married to smitelf on 5/21/04*
Hey, Ulti, who do you have winning Tidus vs. Shadow?
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DEFENCE, DEFENCE
"Alas, History is nothing but a lie agreed upon" - Napoleon Bonaparte.
If memory serves he picked Tidus. Though I could be mistaken.
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Cold
hearted orb, that rules the night; Remove the colors from my sight; Red
is grey, and yellow white; but we decide which is right, and which is
an illusion
I feel as though I've said this a good dozen times already, but I'll say it again:
Tidus' haters are VASTLY overrated, and so are Shadow and his supporters. Like it or not, Tidus has everything going for him;
1. He's an RPG character on RPGFaqs.
2. He's a Square RPG character, the most popular kind of RPG on RPGFaqs.
3. He's an FF Square RPG character, the most popular kind of Square RPG on RPGFaqs.
4.
Though he may not be the most popular FF character, every FF fanboy
WILL be voting for him. With no SFF to factor in, the vast majority of
the series is behind him.
Shadow on the other hand has one game
to his name in a fading series from a developer that has bowed out of
the console market entirely. His performance against Mario was a fluke,
and will not happen again here.
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"Spira is full of
death...only SIN is reborn, and then only to bring more death. It is a
cycle of death, spiraling endlessly."- Auron
Hey, I've just been thinking about something lately, and I wanna hear what you guys think about it...
...what
if, for the 2005 contest, Ceej used the 2002 bracket? I think it'd
certainly be interesting to see how things would differ from the
original contest, and I'm rather curious as to how the poor seeding
would affect the later rounds again.
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"Thank you, Mario. But our princess is in another castle."
-Toad in Super Mario Bros.
Match #7 Review:
Nothing out of the ordinary here.
Match #9 Preview:
Meh.
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"Thank you, Mario. But our princess is in another castle."
-Toad in Super Mario Bros.
...what if, for the 2005 contest, Ceej used the 2002 bracket? I
think it'd certainly be interesting to see how things would differ from
the original contest, and I'm rather curious as to how the poor seeding
would affect the later rounds again.
The final would most
likely be Link and Cloud, and believe it or not, I don't see too many
matches going differently than before.
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Winner of the Spring 2004 'Best. Game. Ever.' Contest
*Married to smitelf on 5/21/04*
What if for 2005 he took all the characters that have won at least one
match in these contests? That would be cool too. Though it probably
wouldn't add up to 64 I guess.
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Cold
hearted orb, that rules the night; Remove the colors from my sight; Red
is grey, and yellow white; but we decide which is right, and which is
an illusion
I don't doubt the existence of Mario anti-votes at all.
All
I heard was the possibility of 20%-30% due to anti-votes. I'm not
trying to change your mind or anything, but given the fact that Mario
is suppose to make extremely weak characters look very good I'm going
to have to doubt them a lot. *shrug*
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SC2k4 Winner: Mega Man
"Just changed my image and already I got impersonators." ~ Terry Bogard
...what if, for the 2005 contest, Ceej used the 2002 bracket? I
think it'd certainly be interesting to see how things would differ from
the original contest, and I'm rather curious as to how the poor seeding
would affect the later rounds again.
I'd see it playing out
not to differently from more recent years. I doubt Mario would beat
Cloud again, a little difference in matchups, etc. Though the winner in
2005 is set in stone if all goes well...
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SC2k4 Winner: Mega Man
"Just changed my image and already I got impersonators." ~ Terry Bogard
Here's another thought.
Perhaps the Mario
anti-vote could be down because of the poll change. Less casual voters
= less anti-votes like Xenogears Vs. Pokemon proved.
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"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."--Guybrush Threepwood
Even IF Mega Man somehow wins this Summer Contest, I'd still hesitate
to call him a favorite and call it set in stone, especially if he's
only going to be beating Link and Cloud by the smallest of margins, as
you've predicted. Year-to-year volatility and all that.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Championship
First round: (13)Bomberman
I wasn't so much referring to Mega Man as I was Link. If Nintendo
really does release around June-August, and does the rumored
international release there wouldn't be a soul in this contest that
could stop him. With that said, if it doesn't come out then and Mega
Man wins this year's contest I don't know why he wouldn't be a favorite
to win again. Not to say it would be set in stone since if he wins it
should be by the slimest of margins, but I'd take him to the
championship again. He surely shouldn't decrease from this year to the
next.
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SC2k4 Winner: Mega Man
"Just changed my image and already I got impersonators." ~ Terry Bogard
Nah, even with Zelda 10, Link wouldn't be unstoppable. Not with all of this new FFVII stuff on the horizon.
Even
then, I somehow doubt Cloud, Sephiroth, or Link would get significant
boosts from them. A new game doesn't result in a big popularity spike
when you have games released just about every year, even if this one is
especially great. When you're as well-known as these are, it's hard to
attract new fans or change old opinions of them.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Championship
First round: (13)Bomberman
You have Final Fantasy VII: Before Crisis and Final Fantasy VII Advent
Children coming out between this contest and next. Given the fact that
one is a cellphone game and the other is a movie that doesn't inspire
much confidence in from Cloud or Sephiroth's part. I also wouldn't
expect either one of them to get a boost from that as much as I would
Vincent.
Link
on the other hand has an actual game, with a rumored international
release, and could come out right at the start of the contest. What
reason there is not to pick Link would be beyond me. Of course he
wouldn't dominate but I don't think he'd come in danger of losing at
all.
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SC2k4 Winner: Mega Man
"Just changed my image and already I got impersonators." ~ Terry Bogard
It's hard to change old impressions and opinions, and it's hard to
expose someone as popular as he is to new audiences. I mean, Samus
barely got ANY sort of boost from Metroid Prime, despite being one of
the best games for the 'Cube and her first in a decade. Link is more
popular, well-known, and gets new games more frequently than Samus.
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Squall Leonhart's Road to the Summer Championship
First round: (13)Bomberman
Changing people's opinions certainly can happen, especially after The
Wind Waker. There's always the possibility of Link doing more in the
game, character-wise, it fixing the problems people had with TWW, etc.
Besides, it's not like he needs a large boost in order to take care of
the win. Even a percent or two would seperate him from the rest of
them. I just can't take anyone but Link to the win after he gets a new
game out, just wouldn't make much sense to me.
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SC2k4 Winner: Mega Man
"Just changed my image and already I got impersonators." ~ Terry Bogard
Xenogears vs. Pokémon was hidden by a sponsored poll IIRC.
And
LOL at Ulti's SMS comment. So very true. The faker/evil counterpart
gimmick is way overdone. Mario has two, Sonic has Shadow plus all the
Sonic robots Eggman put out over the years, then there's Luigi, Link,
Samus and so many others.
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SC2K4 Status - Points: 007/007 - Matches: 07/07 - Rank: 00001/33221 - Today: Mario - Tomorrow: Megaman
If Link's new game comes out when predicted, which is right at the
start of the contest, then I think Link would be a shoe-in to win, and
easily. If he wins this year, which he's favored to do, then he could
have a hat trick championship by the end of next year. I doubt the
contest would have any appeal to anybody though.
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SC2k4 Winner: Sephiroth
Status: 8/8 Next Pick: Mega Man