Season 4, Episode 10

"Vendetta"

Larry Tanley- John Ennis
Carl Peters - David Cross
Office Super - Bob Odenkirk
Todd - Jay Johnson


*Carl at desk, hard at work*

Larry: *bursts into office* Karl, you motherfucker!

Carl: Larry!
 
Larry: I know about the whole thing!

Carl: Larry, I can-

Larry: You've been fucking my wife!  Those two asshole performers at the motivational weekend told
everyone!

Carl: We didn't do it for fun, I swear!  Listen, we were making amateur porn films, I swear it!

Larry: Oh my god!

Carl: Hey, it wasn't just the two of us, there were a whole bunch of people, ok?  Your sister, my
son, your dog...

Larry: That's it, you're dead! *winds up to punch Carl*

Bob: *slowly enters room* Hey Mr. Peters... is there a problem?

Carl: Uh, hi...

Larry: This piece of shit has been filming him and his son having sex with my wife and my dog!

Bob: He has?

Carl: Wait, I can explain-

Bob: Shut up!  You takin' credit for my work?

Carl: No!  He doesn't know what going on-

Bob: I directed those videos, you merely starred in them!

Larry: You asshole!

Bob: Yeah, he is an asshole.  And who arranged for the international rights to be sold, huh?  And
dubbed them in his basement, thousands of them hand-mailed around the world?

Larry: Oh my God, you didn't!

Bob: No, I didn't.  Who did it Karl?

Carl: ...Todd.

Bob: That's right, Todd!  He worked like a dog-

Todd: *enters room* Hey guys!

AlLarry: Todd!

Larry: You bastard!  You- you mailed tapes of my wife having sex all over the world!?

Todd: No! *is shocked* I mailed tapes of your wife having sex with Karl in your bedroom, right
here in town!

Larry: Yeah, I know-

Todd: Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!  What if...

Carl: What if what?

Todd: Well, what if we filmed you having sex with his wife in different places all over the world?

Larry: You son of a bitch!

Bob: No no no, don't shoot it down so quick.  People might like it, sort of an upscale series of
travelog-type pornos.

Larry: You fuckers!

Carl: You pricks!  You're trying to cut me out!  You know I don't want to travel.  I said, you
want me to act in these porns, fine, but no traveling!

Larry: Drop it!

Bob: Drop it, drop it, that's a good idea!  We do it with backdrops!

Todd: Green screens, special effects!

Carl: So I never have to leave town!

Larry: But it'll look like you're fucking my wife all over the world!

All: Right!  Exactly!  *pats on the back*


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