The best parody of the entire contest; quite possibly the best post of the summer.


Summer Contest Rhapsody
By Funkadelict and Aeon Azuran

Is he a cheater?
Is he just quality?
The poll is a landslide, we escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up at the board and see.

I'm not a fanboy, 
Stop making fun of me
Because it's easy win, easy lose,
Man, this board's too full of n00bs.

Anytime the polls close, 
Doesn't really matter to me. 
To me...

Ceejus, just flamed a mod
Said some things that can't be said
He got pissed, and now I'm dead.

Ooooh, just became a vet
But now I've suicided it away

Ceejay, oooooh, can you hear the fanboys cry?
If the kiddies don't wake up this time tomorrow
Argue on, argue on
Because the board just doesn't matter.

Crono: Mario, your time has come
The polls draw to the line
Too bad you don't have extra time... DAMMIT!

Magus: Goodbye, everybody, I'd pwn you all
But the stupid bracket voters can't see the truth

Ceejay, Ooooh, 
I don't wanna lie
I sometimes wish you'd never done this at all

(HEAVY ROCK SOLO... featuring CLOUD on guitar!)

I see a tiny silhouetto of a man
Olimar, Olimar, he is pimping his pikmin!

Kefka: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! LETTUCE IS QUITE FRIGHTENING! Uweeheehee!

Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Fox: Shut the hell up.
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Vercetti: Shut the **** up!!
Pikachu: Pika pika pika *BLAM*
Ryu: Hadoooooooooken!

Megaman: I'm not a real boy, nobody loves me! 
Square and Nintendo fanboys: He's just a robot from a dumb company!
Spare him his life, let him not face Sephy!

Cheater: Stuffing votes is a sin, 
But there's money up to win!

Crono: C-Jay-C!
Ceej: NO! We will not let you win!
Fans: Let him win!
Crono: C-Jay-C!
Ceej: We will not let you win!
Fans: Let him win!
Crono: C-Jay-C!
Ceej: We will not let you win!
Fans: Let him win!
Ceej: Will not let him win!
Fans: Let him win!
Ceej: Will not let him win!
Crono: Never, ever, ever, ever, let me win!

Fans: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mario: Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, now I win!

Beelzebub has a board hell set aside for me...
For me...
For meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 
(Raiden sings the very very high note as the song goes into FULL ROCK MODE!)

Lara: So you think TJF will help you survive?
Pacman: Think being old-school will keep you aliiiiive?

Board Users: Ohhhh, Cjay... can't do this to us, Cjay...
Ceej: You just gotta calm down, just gotta calm down now, y'hear?

Oooh.... ooh yeah, ooh yeah...

(Quiets down again as the song nears the end)

So now it's done and over, the SC2K3...
Nothing really matters...
CATS: All your votes are belong... to me...

Any time the polls close...